Chinese Hopping Vampires edition
/hor/ - Horror General
Watch Lowlifes
For me? It's Fantasy.
kek
Thoughts? Had many laughs with it.
novocaine probably would have been better if the writers of Don't Kill It had written it instead of directed it
final destination monke
a lot of people don't seem to get the joke, but i thought it was hilarious
horror
What mental disorder makes you enjoy horror films?
the same one that doesn't make you gay
that actually looks kind of fun
I was slapped on the ass when I was a baby, and every day since I've needed a metaphorical ass slapping that can only be satisfied by the viewing of horror films
traumatic separation from your siblings
I liked it fine, seemed like a blowoff movie. Knowing it's a Stephen King story definitely helps acclimate.
The best part for me was when the twins were still kids. Everything is so bizarrely presented like when he walks into the locker room the bully girls are already posted up and posing waiting for him to come in like a fucking jojo panel or when he walks home with the bananas still in his hair he just never thinks to wipe off his head. Or like how Annie Wilkes is just a babysitter (i assume it's intended to be literally Annie Wilkes since she also dresses like a psycho retard)
The modern half was kind of lame and I think the comedy fell flat most of the time. The gore effects were just kind of distractingly bad most of the time. I get it's intented to be cartoonish but still.
But yeah, I liked watching it. Probably wouldn't choose to rewatch it on purpose though.
Bro, idk... Ever since I was a kid I was obsessed with watching people dying, but got too scared with The Exorcist when I was about 5, 6 yo or so and had to face many fears with it, plus evangelical family not letting/wanting me to watch these movies. It's kind of a rush, morbid curiosity, idk.
My brother went away when he was 18, so might be true.
reception seems entirely based on your sense of humor. anons that laughed enjoyed it, anons like me that didn't hated it.
horror is a normalfag genre
What are some non-normie movie genres?
Do Asians really think hopping vampires are scary?
soviet animation
look it up
there were 3 Robo Vampire films
There's a certain spookiness to them
jiangshi are scary there's just barely any decent media about them because of social stigma against showing what they actually do
It does make sense plot wise since all the deaths in that movie happen via knife
It's funny because this moment in Rigor Mortis actually creeped me out, the leadup really sells that there is no hope and giga-jiangshi-death is on it's way.
I recommend you just watch the movie though.
Excluding all the Frankenstein and Dracula films which Hammer Horror movie would you say is the best?
Hong Kong makes some kinos.
Directed by Fruit Chan
kawaii
The Quatermass Xperiment
either your favourite Karnstein film or The Mummy. Have not seen Hounds of Baskerville or Quatermass though and I know those are supposed to be good.
Quartermass is definitely worth a watch. You can really see how it influenced so many later directors like Carpenter if you're into watching foundational stuff.
It's kind of sad how badly british media fell off since their 50s-70s output is great.
I like "Friday the 13th part VII New Blood" for it's gothic aesthetic, it helps me to relax
finished Cult.
Kind of odd Shiraishi didn't just make this a Senritsu episode given he was doing the series at the same time. Because it would have been better with an hour runtime and is not as strong as Noroi or Occult because of it.
Like every Senritsu episode though he has one banger plot element that makes it worth it.
I knew there was something wrong, but I keep falling for 4 stars and almost 4 stars movies on trannyboxd. It was not totally bad, but still.... That rating is not justified.
what if cultists were outside your house right now
Should have watched Lowlifes
social stigma
also killing hulijing kino
Enjoyed both but yeah, second was waaaaaay better. And the brother plan was not going to work.
Already did. Btw, you got Lowlifes recommend from here, didn't you? If so, that are high chances it was me rec'd it to you. : )
chink made hammer and screwdriver
bends
ROFL
Second was a bit of a retread though. I hope they finish the series off with 4 but you know damn well they'll stretch it out to Smile 7: Return of Grinman
Uhh meant 3 not 4. Also they should branch out with the plot. If it was me I'd do a Smile pandemic where people are seeing each other going fucking nuts.
Smile pandemic
I'm hoping for a mass infection too because of how 2 ended
I'd do a Smile pandemic where people are seeing each other going fucking nuts.
Makes sense considering the ending of the second movie
How about you promote yourself and watch Sanctuary?
No.
no way fag