How long would it take me to learn this move

how long would it take me to learn this move

you arent spunky enough pal. dont even think about it

the "move" is being a cute 16yo white girl, you can't learn that, sorry bro

Idk but it's better than any nigger dance

white woman souldancing can't be taught it's something you're born with

this

inject half a doober of oregano and see where the music takes you

Why do 80s girls look so carefree and cute? What went wrong?

It was the worst time to be alive in recorded history.

Worse than the Black Death where you got pustules, coughed up your lungs, leaked blood and died in agony?

society functions best when it takes a few weeks to hear news from the other side of the world like the 18th century
been downhill since then with the pony express and telegraphs from the 19th century onward
now i have instant access to all the latest news in every country on the planet

I wonder how much this influenced 80s anime dance scenes.

he could troon out hardcore and then be a real woman r-right?

they used to be surrounded by white people
now they're not
multiculturalism does not work and has never worked

how long would it take to learn how to swing your shoulders and kick out a leg kept stiff

I don't know, but you might want to try learning to walk first

tfw you find out Molly has big juicy milkers and she just hid them when she was doing these parts to look younger

ignores feminism, which had nothing to do with race

Classic incel response

Molly Ringwalding is advanced level. Start out by being a tomboy drummer and secretly wanting your male best friend.

looks like an early, clumsy form of shuffle

you're black or brown lmfao

I wonder if that library is still around.

You'd have more success with this move

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The Library interior was a set, so no.

Is that the ghost possession dance?

It's a double jerk-off into spazz collapse. Very tricky to pull off

Yeah!

No social media, the world was just you, your friends and family, your school, basically the town/city you lived in + whatever the news brought you.

The trick is the heel slide turn or the elbow twist.

Think of doing jump rope jumps.
Bounce, move, bounce.
Pivot on heel when bouncing upwards
Bounce, move, bounce.
Or use elbows to pivot body.

To break any complex dance move into reasonable subunits, look at the easy bits first.

The arm moves.
Imagine again, jump rope bouncing to get the timing.

Focus on the right arm.
Just imitate that alone while bouncing up and down like jumping a jump rope in rhythm.

Once you've mastered that, the left arm is the busy arm, it does the pivot thrust. It has to look like a casual arm bend while doing a snap move to rotate the upper body.

After you've mastered the arms, the hips and leg moves are dead easy. It's basically a confined jump bounce plus a heel pivot on the arm pivot.

The difference is a knee bend on the first bounce and a knee kickflex on the second bounce.

Knee in, bounce, kick out slightly, bounce, repeat.

You'd have more success with this move

The emo jellyfish spasm collapse plus face rub on floor?

Needs a caption:

CONSTIPATION?

(crumples to floor)

EAT PRUNES.

this nigga gay lmao

Personally, I blame jews

ah. the old jerking off dicks until ypu collapse in a puddle of semen move.

Why do 80s girls look so carefree and cute?

TikTok.

I can now imagine fucking her doggy style

Such a good film

demographics

what movie

The Supper Society

is she having a seizure?

Seizure? I hardly know her!

Brunch Bunch

12 angry men, part 1.

Jews, and I’m disappointed you had to ask.
Checked

The Carlton?

Breakfast Club

Thank you.

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