Jurassic Park is fict-

Jurassic Park is fict-

ional, we're not there just yet. They made 20 gene edits and made a gray wolf into an albino gray wolf. The wooly mice were honestly more impressive.

fake and gay jewish news. nobody can prove this animal is identical to the extinct one.

nobody can prove this animal is identical to the extinct one.

Did Colossal claim it was identical, or is that something you made up

trying to play god won't have any negative consequences

Time is slopaganda

You have no idea what kind of technology they have sequestered away in deep black I acknowledged special access programs. Jurassic Park? Try Resident Evil.

wolves

we have these already
bring back the mammoth and then I'll be impressed

this It's all marketing bull, it's a GMO wolf with only a spattering of Dire wolf genes, they don't even have the Dire wolf genome completely sequenced yet.

elephants

already a thing, retard. bring back the t rex and then we'll talk

Actually read the article. All they did was take a grey wolf and alter a few genes to make it white and take on some surface level similarities to actual dire wolves. This is the equivalent of modifying an elephant to make it hairy calling it a mammoth.
The genetics company that does this shit is just looking to attract dumb investors. They have been building hype via fundamentally dishonest stunts like this. In reality they will never actually bring back an extinct animal because their methodology fundamentally precludes anything beyond modifying extant animals to be aesthetically similar to extinct creatures.

Wolves are very low hanging fruit at that.
If they wanted to go this route, then modifying chickens to have tails and teeth would have been far more impressive.

the mammoth at least looks a lot different from modern elephants, these wolves are almost indistinguishable from those I saw at a zoo

*Pleistocene Park

that's a dog

zero publicity over the last two years

peter thiel funded researchers

suddenly front page on Time Magazine (well known CIA front/collaborator)

simultaneous Joe Rogan feature

This is some manner of psyop bullshit, it only remains to be seen what kind.

They are supposed to be 20% bigger, around lion sized, and it's very unlikely they had white fur

The main "breakthrough" is that this is the record for number of gene edits in one animal simultaneously.

take wolf embryos

use crispr to make a few genes more like those of a dire wolf

implant them in domestic dogs

the wolves are almost indistinguishable from modern wolves except white

WOW IT'S LIKE JURASSIC PARK

These are creatures who ceased to exist because of human involvement. It's closer to the condor argument Malcolm was making because our ancestors had a direct connection with these creatures.

I hate journalists so much.

The part that shocked me the most is that J. Craig Venter isn't involved. He loves these kinds of publicity stunts

You are being paranoid, Truman. You need to get back to work to take your mind off things.

We're not lying to you, you just misheard us :)

They called it Khaleesi and not Ghost.

If you're gonna name it after a GoT character, you should name it after a GoT dire wolf. But that's just me.

t. 10,000 BC hunter-gatherer when Oog starts planting corn

showfags too stupid to remember that Ghost or Nymeria (or any of the other dire wolves) existed

I just want all the dead birds (dodo, solitaire, auk, passenger pigeon) to come back to life again. I don't even care if they're just modified current pigeons and puffins

Give it time. That faggot always finds an opportunity to put himself in the middle of a story.

Can they resurrect my hairline

Same.

we already have the technology

t rex

already a thing, retard
bring back the primordial goo then we're game

But not for natural penis enlargment??

HELL YEAH LET'S GOOO GODSBROS HAHAAA EAT SHIT IAN MALCOLM

primordial goo

already a thing, retard
it's u nigga LMAO rekt

The fact that you weren't tossed off the cliff after birth proves that we are as far from natural order as humanly possible.

The wooly mice were honestly more impressive

Damn right.

mocking Trump with genetic experiments

Wooly Mice is bioweapon

Why is its ear all torn up?

Answer the question.

They look like my mom's bush.

That one was genetically coded to prefer emental cheese.

They called it Khaleesi

It actually (literally) says they called it Remus.

They take these little hole punchers and punch out holes from lab mice ears in order to get samples for testing, but only if they need to keep the mouse alive, otherwise they just kill them for samples

primordial goo

already a thing, retard.
have them bring back pure nothingness, then you may speak

Wooly Mammoth for ants

Dude let's just preserve endangered species by using genetics instead of at least trying not to dump all our trash into nature

Call me a filthy hippie but this whole "protecting endangered species with genetics" angle is bullshit. We should take care of our planet first and foremost. Everything else is just trying to extinguish a forest fire by pissing in its general direction.

Are they going to grow huge and mammoth tusks ?

let me guess , we should focus on saving the whales and feeding africans instead of achieving interplanetary civilization within this decade?

primordial goo

Grab your penis and move your hand up and down until you release primordial goo. Next question.

This lets them have their cake and eat it. "Oh don't worry, we can revive all the species we're wiping out later once we've achieved luxury space capitalism". It's the credit card debt of ecological conservatism.

Space is boring af, just for autists and virgins

nah he got you

within this decade

Anon, unless we either find a way to terraform planets very very quickly to make them habitable for humans or somehow manage to travel faster than the speed of light the best you may get by 2050 are some shoddy bunkers on Mars which will still be heavily dependent on Earth's resources.

Space colonization is a lie sold to you by 20th century weapons conglomerates and research universities creating demand for their "work". I don't want to abandon Earth to indonesians and jews.

goo

I believe the proper scientific term is ooze.

Yeah fuck them Indonesians man.

If the Indians and Pakistanis want to set up a space program that lets them launch 100 million pajeets into space per year and let them die of radiation poisoning as they sit in their martian habitat and lie about having finished any of their work, they're welcome to it.

While this is revolutionary, yall should know that playing God never ends well.

It's not revolutionary, it's iterative. There were basically zero new techniques used here, just an animal that's more marketable to shitty rags like Time.

INB4 they come out saying they just test tubed a normal wolf that just has 0.01% dire wolf dna

This desu, it's entirely a marketing stunt
I'd almost prefer if they were direct about genetically engineering new boutique animals, it would be more honest than acting like this is genuine de-extinction. Plus it's still rad as hell to genetically engineer animals to be whatever you want, I guess it just doesn't have the same hippy overtones as pretending you can bring dead species back to life

indonesians and jews

Don't worry, imperialist notions will be long gone once we have colonised space.

Cute

They can create mythological animals now. Horse + narwhal = unicorn. Monkey + goat = satyr.

These are not direwolves.

They are gray wolves who had their genes edited to look like dire wolves

Tiime to burn down another Tesla reddit.

I get trying to reintroduce species that went extinct in recent history, but what would be the point of bringing back something from the ice age

this but unironically

From an ecological perspective, the Ice Age is still within "recent". The anihillation of megafauna is one of the foundational eras of the anthropocene epoch.

tons of countries don't even have wolves because they were all killed off to keep them from killing the king's deers, or there's only a tiny amount allowed in remote places and they mostly function as a way for the government to make money by selling the "culling" rights to gung-ho hunters

dude let's bring back the extinct wolves that died out because there was no more of their megafauna prey

What's next, bringing back that fuckhueg bear that was even bigger than polar bears? At least the idea of bringing back mammoths has the goal of humans being able to eat delicious mammoth steaks and giant ribs again. Ain't nobody but weirdos eating direwolf meat.

I want the Blindsight future, except they bring back Neanderthals and they absolutely heem us.

peter thiel funded researchers

Well if he's involved it's probably just to try and take some focus away from all the other fuckery he's busy with right now, laying the groundwork for his techno-feudalist kingdom. Distract the peasants with ideas of getting to visit Jurassic Park in the near future.

endangered species can go fuck themselves. survival of the fittest. can't deal with the human presence? not my problem.

and it's very unlikely they had white fur

why

I think their fur only turned white for the winter, like rabbits and foxes

They thought of the show because direwolves but thought they couldn't name the wolf Ghost because it's a female wolf, and since they're the type of showfag to think Khaleesi is a name they didn't know the names of the female direwolves that the show ignored, so instead they named it after what they thought was the female main character of the show.

There's three. Remus, Romulus and Khaleesi. Two attempts at being fancy and then one full retard name.

Dire wolves died from climate change and their megafauana prey dying retard

Doubt it, they genuinely want this tech to succeed since they're all about transhumanism and hacking living organisms. Getting scammed a few times to get there is just par for course.

nice reading comprehension moron

They had a subarctic range, and fossils get rarer the more north you go

within this decade?

Even if we put all our resources into it we wouldn't have an interplanetary civilisation within this CENTURY. What the fuck are you smoking? All we could hope to achieve is getting some bases on the moon and mars that would be relying on Earth for supplies because we can't even make the bases completely self-sufficient yet, much less make them flourish into something we'd call civilisation.

I want genetic edits done to birds to remake Terror Birds.

Reminds me of that dumb French comedy RRRrrrr!!! (I shit you not that's the actual movie title) where all the animals had tusks, even dogs and worms

Oh no they're totally into the gene editing, don't get me wrong, but making this big push in The Times and shit about some edited wolves? That's still a way to make people look in another direction from the much less cool stuff they're doing that would make people angry instead of just think about Jurassic Park.

I'm pretty sure Musk has done genetic fuckery (beyond the obvious of selecting for males) with at least one of his test tube babies, or outright tried to clone himself with one or more of them.

Imagine.

Imagine some insane dictator spends the money to gene edit birds into terror birds. then releases them on an island. The death penalty is to be released to this island while they chase you down.

Since we're talking about a species that lived during the recent ice age/s wouldn't that naturally lead to less fossils of any species the more north you go? Because of the gigantic ice sheet covering the whole northern part of the continent. It's not like they're dinosaurs that were around before the ice.

The tech isn't really there, and it's mostly just the standard eliminating eggs you don't want. But I can see Musk wanting male heirs, which makes one of them trooning out all the funnier.

The sadder and sillier thing, is that old man Musk has old man defective balls producing defective sperm, which means autismo or schizo kids. You can't fix that as of yet. Musk would be better off finding random third worlders for sperm donation in prime age ranges. but that wouldn't feed his ego.

t. parents right before making me

its literally the plot to Jurassic Park, hammond starts off by showing off a mini-elephant to investors

It sounds like the guy in Montana who genetically merged two sheep species to get massive trophy big horn sheep on his range so he could charge hunters 10,000s to shoot em.

The tech isn't really there

The public tech isn't really there, but this is Musk we're talking about. He's autistic/retarded enough to hire some Chinese gene guy willing to do illegal research to help him clone himself or make superbabies, just so he can be the first who's had a Gattaca baby that'll cement his place in genetic history like Genghis Khan, even if there's a good chance the child just gets fucked up from it because he doesn't really care about his kids. Move fast and break things is his motto, after all, and he's certainly got enough cash to attract the kind of people who are doing currently illegal clone and gene research on humans.

That guy just bred them in a farm, devaluing the value of big horn trophies

An Elon clone with his exact DNA would troon out after spending his pubertal years on twitter

This is not impressive you are just fucking bald high on hopium

wait, fuck, you've given me this dick, THAT chin AND I have to get hairplugs in my 30s?? where's the estrogen?!

The public tech isn't really there, but this is Musk we're talking about.

There's no secret Mad Scientist island where a few guys can pop out amazing next gen tech. Work is bulit upon other work, and you could spend 100 billion it can't singlehandedly make some massive break through, it has to be done incrimentally. This tech is part of that incrimental process. Reality/science is boring.

bring back pre-internet women

US did that, that's why they had to bring Canadian wolves to repopulate the area and balance the ecosystem again

instead of bringing back anything humans killed by being retarded they bring back something that was genuinely a natural selection

What a bunch of retarded faggot bullshit.

Jurassic Park was never fictional, although the half-life of DNA is a mere 521 years if I remember correctly.

Wooly mice will never NOT be kino.

Just realized we can use this tech to make actual futas and dickgirls real. Better than some whack prehistoric animal.

actual futas and dickgirls

You fucking faggot you FORGOT CATGIRLS

This is to scam retarded VC boomers into dumping their millions into GMO companies

Basically birthing experimental PEOPLE is freaky and should be illegal.

thanks for birthing me dad. I sure do love all the endless pain your attempt to give me a tail has brought me.

birthing experimental PEOPLE is freaky and should be illegal.

Go back to Anon Babble you racist sonofabitch

I bet there won't be any front page articles when this thing dies of cancer in 9 months.

Imagine all the fucked up mutant kids you'd hvae to birth before you got something "right"? Great, what do you do with them? Shoot them on sight? Put them in prison?

we visit the cat girl prison, for cat girls birthed with severe genetic deformities. Turns out adding an extra set of ears, and attempting to grow a tail, and adding paws, is much harder than it seems. Irregardless, researchers say their work is valid.

Making animal people just for fun is what science used to be all about.

Great, what do you do with them?

Kill 'em all, let god sort em out. The ends justify the means.

Irregardless

That's not a word.

Irregardless, that's murder. Men and their dicks will spread misery around the world just for their egos, and their sex fantasies of sex slave women.

I don't see what purpose it has as a distraction since the public will only care for 40 seconds until something else steals their attention.

We can use evolution now.
But people is just too lazy and the public kinda doesn't like it.
Like when two midgets get together? People say "noo their childrens are gonna have a hard time" That's exactly the reason.
People is born with tails all the time, spontaneously
There's nothing, NOTHING stopping people born with tails to try and find themselves to have kids and naturally introduce tails into humans again.

Supposedly because the genome of a grey wolf is 95% accurate to the genome of a dire wolf, so they changed the parts that mattered.

Misery will spread around the world anyway but this way we have catgirls. Cowards like you will bleat and beg and in the end, the world will leave you behind.

But we're not talking about some amazing next gen tech that will give him Captain America babies. We're talking about splicing in some gene from an animal in the belief it'll make the kid better at something, or "simple" cloning like Dolly the sheep. All you need is someone like He Jiankui who's willing to take your money and do his experiments on your kids. Hell, Musk is such a fucking weirdo that I wouldn't be at all surprised if he tried to show off his cool kid that can glow in the dark and then getting surprised when everyone else doesn't find it as cool as him.

Actually, I guess it would give gene editing a more noble spin to normalfags to placate them so they'll be more likely to agree to their genes being scrambled.

Irregardless

We're gonna have mutants before we get anything workable. And I'd rather die on my feet as a human than have some elites try to "fix" my human nature. It's going to create a slave race of docile people who are okay with the ultra rich sitting up in castles and never protest or complain.

Almost all violent crime is by men. Guess what? You could probably alter males to get rid of that. but you'd be changing people fundamentally. I'd rather have flawed people with all their heartache and pain, than sheep.

that Sherlock Holmes story where an old dude is marrying a young lady and so injects himself with a quack's "rejuvenation" drug and starts turning into a monkey because the drug's derived from monkey blood, and it's all treated as scientifically as everything else done by Sherlock

Exactly. Make people think of gene-editing research in terms of "I'll get to see Jurassic Park before I die!" instead of "they're doing WHAT to human embryos??".

There's nothing immoral about human gene editing in the current overton window. If abortion is morally acceptable so is engineered babies. If anything, people are only against GMO babies because it might "restart racist ideology" instead of anything related to infant welfare.

If this tech becomes widely available all the darkies around the world will want GMO lightskinned blonde light eyes kids. The Arab oil sheiks will be the first since they can afford all the novelty trash already.

Gene editing isn't even bad as a concept, but these people will absolutely nuke the general populace's DNA to make their slave caste.

Can a science bro tell me how close this is to the real animal? Is it like 0.0001% and its all just clickbai ilovescience tier news?

"elephants and mammoths are the same"

calling anyone retard

Ayy lmaos seem pretty chill so far

Arabs sheiks can already get blonde blue eyed kids from all the white instagram whores they fuck, if anything it would be brown eyed white brunettes who want to clean up their pedigree who would go for it first.

You gotta love science man. This shit is science fiction level of cool

still extinct dummies, this would be a gmo grey wolf

Imagine if we bring the whole cenozoic period animals back and put them in a park. Its totally original

Genetics and DNA matter. They haven't sequenced the entire dire wolf genome but if they can and actually make real dire wolves I'll be thoroughly impressed. They should have mentioned its a work in progress

nah... jews want to abandon everyone else, to colonize space. they're the Independence day aliens

yfw Trump wants Greenland because he's seen the behind-the-works plans for the Ice Age Park that could only be built there

Anon...I... We killed that megafauna...

The first few colonists sent into space will be signing up to live in a pressurized pod for the rest of their lives, slaving away making the place nicer for the master class (Jews) to move into when the place is finally Earth level.

yeah as test monke that hopefully dies. the first official colonists will be jews or mostly jews

ITT

MAGAfauna

1% actually.

Is it like 0.0001% and its all just clickbai ilovescience tier news?

yes but more like "give us your VC money boomers!" a la Theranos but with no end result advertising that could put the whole scam in danger

let's hope they succeed

world's most creative soijak user

It's pure marketing bull to hook the retards who watched Game of Thrones. A real dire wolf would look more like one of these guys, but bigger and chunkier.

Why are scientists so fucking gay and dishonest?

these are dire wolves and you will never be a woman, I know it is hard facing reality but it is what it is.

It's pure marketing bull to hook the retards who watched Game of Thrones

And it worked because game of thrones fans are fucking retards.

I can't believe they named him fucking REMUS

you don't know that, those are artistic representations, if they 100% cloned a dire wolf and ended up white would retards shut up about muh paleo art

Scientists in those institutions always have to beg for budgets and have to request those by promising massive advancements, justifying it with paper mills producing non-reproducable papers.
The whole field is full with liars.

rent free

Basedentists: it has Y but it is a woman
Also basedentists: it has dire wolf genes but it is not a dire wolf

it is a dire wolf.
cope
seeth
dilate
you'll never be a woman

Can I fuck your mom

Only psychology and sociology produces non-reproducibles, research may not live up to grant proposal hype but it's still generally useful. No private science has ever contributed anything worthwhile to humanity.

What the fuck would you name two wolves if not Romulus and Remus? Geri and Freki, while more accurate, would just make everyone scratch their heads. It's naming one Khaleesi that's retarded.

If only they could revive my sex life.

You can fuck with animals to make them look like others, you could rescue some part of other animal's genetic code. They will never be the animal itself, just a mere plaything of scientific curiosity. The natural ecological path that the animal was taking is gone, his evolution came to an end, there's no more room for their kind, his original genecode, and very specially, the Culture of that animal is completely wiped out.

Imagine parrots going extinct. Nobody would ever know what songs they had ever sung, because even among populations in a single territory they have unique vocalizations thet have put meaning on. I listen to parrots going to sleep, and the sound they make is special, the way they agree to distribute themselves to look food is special. All of that is gone long before the demise of the species as defined.

Can't revive something that never existed

All wolves have dire wolf genes as they are descended from them.

The Carolina parakeet is extinct.

according to retards here they do not have, seriously this debacle has ruined the little respect left I had from internet biologists, these fuckers don't even know what dna is or they claim to have a definition for species when there is not

Rip my balls.

What the fuck would you name two wolves if not Romulus and Remus?

Buttercup and Skunch

naming a wolf Remus

this is even more embarrassing than people naming their dogs Thor and Zeus

Only psychology and sociology produces non-reproducibles

Oh sweet summer child

it's God's plan that we're doing this

christcuck fatigue

God made man, but he used the monkey to do it

40,000-year-old redheaded European Neanderthal jailbait gets cloned

Has science gone too far?

Only psychology and sociology produces non-reproducibles

It long invaded physics as well, with the highlight being those researchers from a MIC company who promised a washing machine size nuclear fusion reactor.
Medicine is full of them as well, with the 100th promise to cure cancer or promises of literal youth serums.
I can't think of a Chemistry scam right now, but i bet there are plenty as well.

No private science has ever contributed anything worthwhile to humanity.

Bell Labs?

It's just a white wolf. The slapped some silly ass breed name on it and look at that, everyone's up in arms.

there used to be TONS of passenger pigeons

we apparently can't find a single corpse to investigate the DNA of

i thought dire wolves were gigantic? that thing looks like a normal wolf

Their bones were too delicious.

retard

What are you using as a standard of measurement?

Are you implying they don't exist? There are hobbyists that can still find megalodon teeth.

You're thinking of the sabertooth tiger

retard

In about a year or two when these wolves reach their full adult size, the grift will finally be revealed, but I doubt the media will report on it then

can you at least elaborate?

no

God wants this to happen.

Not her but fossils of them obviously don't exist (too recent), and the handful of taxidermied specimens don't have enough DNA left in them

normies unironically think khaleesi means danerys in dothraki
it's why so many kids are named khaleesi. they actually believe that.

dont misgender me mrs.redditor, thanks!

kinda like the JP novel then where Hammond attracts dumb investors with a mini elephant (although not genetically modified but raped to dwarfhood with hormone spam or whatever)

Ear mouse is still on top

sup whitey

im baaaaaack

it's an easily identifiable mark to sort them out you retards

can we bioengineer futanaris now?

What about Penis Mouse?

If God didn't want it to happen then it wouldn't have happened. Trust His plan.

Sadly there are no mice small enough to supply you with a penis.

God had to reload once and then still mass-unban once afterwards. He seems to be a pretty unorganized person desu

I'm gonna name my daughter after some bitch that I used to jack off to from a show where she got turned into a sex slave

These people should have just remained being cat parents

You are a moron who forgets that the dinosaurs dna is spliced with frogs and a few other reptiles to fill the gaps in the dna sequence.
The whole downfall of the island was they only made female dinos but because they spliced their dna with a toad or frog that can change sex if there isnt enough males to keep the species alive. Which led to it happening to all the dinos who were never supposed to breed.

direwolf

dont fucking wake me up until we have Sabretooth tigres, Mammoths or Woolly mice

it's not even a dire wolf, just a regular wolf lmao

eren cucker, whose master plan results in his homeland getting carpet bombed while he watches the love of his life get fucked, married, and impregnated by another man

lol!

It's only [at max] 6 months old in that picture.

It's the next scam for gullible boomers after the pet cloning scheme fell through

But pet cloning makes a lot of money, and it's useful for breeders

you're communicating with other human beings across the world merely via electric beeps flowing in invisible waves. if your ancestors saw you doing this they would call you a witch.

it was mostly women who named their kids after khaleessi
they thought she was girlboss
that was of course before the last season lol

We already have chickens, dingus.

Gene edited "dire wolf" traits from existing wolves

this is the biggest fucking scam ever made, nobody knows what dire wolf traits are. How much did this scammers get paid from retarded governments

they just modified the dna of another mutt. They didn't bring back from extintion anything... jesus christ I fucking hate post-truth era

This is the same scam company Colossal Biosciences that claims they can bring back the woolly mammoth by gene editing elephants to make them woolly.

Shut the fuck up reddit. The media's portrayal of science as inherently uncontrollable is such a lie. Human can absolutely play god and there are no negative downsides to doing kick-ass things like that.

Romulus bros did we get too cocky?

One of the founders for Colossal Biosciences worked for Jefferey Epstein

lucky guy

achieving interplanetary civilization within this decade?

lmao

Literally bootleg animals. I bet in the future they'll make a dinosaur by editing a chicken.

The Great Auk will rise again

They should. It would be badass to introduce some new predators. Keep people on their toes a little, keep us sharp. Yeah, there's velociraptors now pussy - better do your cardio

wake me up when they bring a real nigga back

In Australia it's already like this, with cassowaries and emus

Can't wait to see what one tastes like.

They are bringing back the racist chud animals that were on the wrong side of history. The age of racism is coming back

Puffin is commonly eaten in Iceland.

They are. They're tweaking Indian elephant DNA as they're the closest relatives. They made these "dire wolves" via Grey wolf DNA.

That's what they did in Jurassic Park too. The dinosaurs weren't real dinosaurs either, they were genetic chimeras mixing in modern animal DNA to create artificial animals approximating what theme park audiences would expect dinosaurs to look like.

Last night i actually heard someonentalk about how they cant wait for game of thrones to be real when they heard about the dire wolf thing. It actually 100% does work on those retards

Have you seen the people that go to watch the Minecraft movie? We could do so much better.

RRRrrrr

all the animals had tusks

Marvelous

Edited a few genes

This is obviously just practice for designer babies

That's because you are a retard. Dire wolves and wolves share a long-lost common ancestor but current wolves are NOT descendants.
These are GMO wolves. To get actual dire the number of edits would need to be orders of magnitude more.

Im team Remus

re-birthday

Cringe.

I want whooly rhinos back so bad.

Why are they trying to bring back wolves and shit instead of cavemen? We could make our own little caveman island and see if they develop culture

tfw born just in time for gene editing, cloning and meat-printing tech giving us the ability to ethically eat mammoth steak, Giant tortoise soup and longpig

For me, its panda burger

We already have two: Africa and Australia.

Wolf (plus euro Jackals, plus coyote) and Dhole are closer to each other than Wolf and Dire Wolf.
Wolf, Dhole and Lycaon are closer to each other than Wolf and Dire Wolf.
Wolf, Dhole, Lycaon and Side-striped jackal are closer to each other than Wolf and Dire Wolf.

This is bullshit.

I can't wait to eat the fucking dodo. I'm so tired of chicken. Can't we replace chicken with duck already?

GRRM was on the advisor's board and he allowed them to name one of them khaleesi instead of a northerner?

Well shit, now you've got me wondering about that as well. Predators like bears usually taste like shit but pandas mainly eat bamboo so maybe they're the one bear that tastes good? Then again if they did taste good then surely the Chinese would have already eaten them all?

Can't we replace chicken with duck already?

Once we had ducks that reproduced as quickly and got as meaty as chickens they'd just taste like chicken anyway.

Is there any benefit to ducks over chicken in terms of raising them as food?

Right about now I'd be honkin' down a big ol' panda steak...with home fries.

Should have been "Bran".

may 12, 2025

why are trannies so triggered by dire wolves being real?

People still read Time? How bout that

Wolves are very low hanging fruit at that.

Finally someone said it. Everyone is acting like breeding different canids is some kind of achievement.

because most "scientists" today are women, jews and browns. Surname Shapiro is one of the key people of Colossal Biosciences.

I turns out despite having low IQ, normies are also willing to sacrifice their eyesight for trends and fomo that mainstream manufactures.

kek which one of you did this?

Pleistocene Park when

There's one big one I know of: they eat different kinds of food that might be more abundant depending on where you live. My sister got ducks just so they'd eat the slugs in her garden, something the chickens would never touch. Their eggs are also bigger than her chicken eggs. But the food part would obviously go out the window if we started factory farming them like chickens so everyone could have duck wings and nuggets with their beer.

Perhaps these animals wandered in from Inner Earth and they are just passing them off as clones.

what a dated belief system, humans have to progress in order to ever get close to saving the damned earth, its got to get worse before it gets better

so long as those that survive the island for 100 days get to come back and be kings or generals

better do some cardio

respect the energy and testosterone in this post

and that literal island of boons that have never interacted with advanced civilization outside of the christian emissary they murdered

If creating new breeds of canines is playing God we've been doing it for 10k years

dhole

neat i never heard of this one before

If you mean Sentinel, they've had plenty of interaction. Someone in the past's even given them steel items, pans, axes, etc.

It now we have Chihuahuas.
Life ain't no Jurassic Park ride son

I don't understand Christ cucks. God gave us free will. Why is there sin if everything is part of God's plan?

They are weak. It proves anglo supremacy being led by Jews is a good thing. We are a great team bro

yeah, have we heard anything different about them in awhile?

You fucking retard niggers are missing the forest for the trees here.

Not a single person in this thread can see what the real question here. No one else understands what the people really want. So I'm going to tell you

WHEN
WILL
WE
SEE
REMUS
BANG
A
WHITE
CHICK

I want that dire wolf KNOT buried in a white girl pussy and I want it online NOW.

You gotta understand capitalism and neo liberals. You see the globalist economy is being checked by tariffs and trade is slowing down as dedollarization. So dog fucking shows are having delayed production. I blame indians

mfw a local news radio station reported on this and started playing the Game Of Thrones theme

I think this should be addressed

By now he likely doesn't even remember who the khaleesi was he probably thinks its Arya

Fict what?

leaving Side 3 and the space colonies to Earth Federation scum

We will take their space if you don't! Seig Zeon!

you sick bastard!

This is the equivalent of taking a tiger, changing its genes so that its upper canines are longer and claiming you "brought back" the sabertooth tiger

Jesus Christ...

Why would you choose to bring back a killing machine rather than something harmless like the dodo bird?

I did not know before today that a dire wolf was a real thing.

wooly did not go extinct
there are still wooly mamooths in russia but soviet union made it a secret with the americans like the bigfoot

everyone does that retard. When two people find each other attractive, they are selecting genes to pass along. Even if you were to try to ignore this, and just picked at random, you’d still be taking part in a choice. People like you that pretend they are against this, but then do the same thing are the biggest fucking retards. jfc

>INB4

Too late.

Bring back cro magnon thots and I'll be impressed.

wooly mamooths in russia

Those also might be coming from Inner Earth

imagine the suction.

As far as I understood it these are just some dog-wolf mutts with a few tweaks

They have interacted with advanced civilsations though. That's why they're so fucking hostile to outsiders, because the last time some of their people got taken away on ships and got sick and died a few were returned to the island and they told them all of their hellish ordeal and how fucked up the outside world was, making them into isolationists. Before then they traded and travelled slightly more.
By now they probably have entire creation myths about the hellworld full of sickness outside their little patch of Eden, just like how the steppe indians rewrote their creation myths to include the horse within a couple of generations after they were introduced just because it had such a huge effect on their society.

this time for africa

Kameha meha hey hey It's time for Africa!

That's just Julia Roberts before her nosejob.

Imagine being some outta-Africa nigga whose never seen a woman with real hair before and then all of a sudden you see this baddie emerging from a snowstorm.

I would never once ever think of going back to the warm south ever again.

I belive we were created, but its either a being we will never ever see and like a force of the universe, or some sort of higher species that did for research purposes, but i dont think they have ever actually interacted with us.