Immortal fallen angel

immortal fallen angel

literally older than middle earth

so impatient that he launches an all out assault on middle earth because he needs to take over immediately for some reason

if sauron wasn't a retard he would have just encouraged orc immigration into the west, just a little bit at first and then more and more over a few generations until gondorians were a minority in minas tirith and the edoras sports teams were full of uruk-hai, then there would be no stopping him

Anon Babbletard writes lotr fanfiction

those aren't Anon Babble ideas anymore, that shit is mainstream now, normies are noticing

it's a Anon Babbletard gets mad when leftists compare the real world to The Hunger Games and Handmaid's Tale (actually intelligent takes on how a future dystopia could develop from our current inequitable economic conditions) then starts comparing the real world to LOTR (childish religious fantasy)

14yo thinks the hunger games is serious literature

grim

How are you going to win football games without uruk-hai?

This. UK primary schools are only 60% white british now. Shit is getting real.

and the edoras sports teams were full of uruk-hai

No bloody way, Uglurz is a Bree lad through and through, he'd never play for Edoras FC

he wants to rule over the elves. Humans are unimportant monkeys. The elves have always been his favored subjects. The elves are leaving en masse so he has to invade now or else he would be left with nigger orcs and humans to rule over.

and yet they don't notice you

that makes no sense, there are only a handful of elves left in middle earth by the time the war ends

you're black lmao

yes, but he could breed more like morgoth bred the orcs, except less niggerly this time.

honestly that would make for a kino fantasy series

He is just so full of himself that he just wants to do it his way. It's his style, it's why he does stuff in the first place.

uruk-hai

Sauron bred orcs. Uruk-hai were Saruman's creations, who himself wanted to rule Middle Earth. Although I suppose Anon Babbletards don't actually watch LOTR, they just meme about it.

uruk hai just mean orc-folk you secondary. The Black Uruk of Mordor and the Uruk Hai are the same just named differently

Slide thread

saruman bred uruk-hai at sauron's instruction, you fucking faggot, maybe give the trilogy another watch, seems like you missed some details

Spotted the illiterate noob

The Black Uruk of Mordor and the Uruk Hai are the same

They're completely different breeds.

zoomer watches lord of the rings once

thinks he can school oldfags on the lore

fails

kwab

they're the same thing

Can't believe you faggots can't even be arsed to google, let alone watch the trilogy kek

Uruk-hai are described as a crossbreed between "Orcs and Goblin-men;" referencing the creatures mentioned by Gamling in the novel that blend the traits of Orcs and Men

tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Uruk-hai

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most beautiful

morgoth

most powerful

valar

archangels

maiar

angels

first born rebels

read your own link, dumb nigger. Sauron made them first and taught it to Saruman

The race of Uruks, described as 'black orcs of great strength', first appeared out of Mordor in the last years of the Stewardship of Denethor I. In T.A. 2475, these creatures conquered Ithilien and destroyed the ancient city of Osgiliath, but they were eventually defeated and repelled by Boromir, the son of Denethor I.[7]. After about five years (c. T.A. 2480) since their first appearance, Sauron started to populate Moria with his creatures and Orcs built secret strongholds in the Misty Mountains to block all the passes into Eriador.[8] In T.A. 2901 most of the remaining inhabitants deserted Ithilien, because of attacks by Uruks of Mordor

gamling is mentioning half orcs. Orcs and goblin men is a movie invention

zoomer doubles down

is defeated by his own link

kek why are they like this

so impatient that he launches an all out assault on middle earth because he needs to take over immediately for some reason

Wasn't the whole point that he had been very patient and was going to win with or without the ring unless it was destroyed?

Competency crisis case. Many such.
Sad.

Read again, retards. I specifically quoted the part referencing the movies. You're just proving you haven't watched the trilogy lmao. Dumb niggers think the article is self contradictory kek.

were you scrolling tiktok during the part when sauron tells saruman "build me an army worthy of mordor", you lil zoom zoom faggot?

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even in the movie there are Uruks in Mordor. One of them is involved in a big scene. Watch the movie, zoomzoom.

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Are the Anon Babbletards in the room with us right now?

Isn't there still something special about Sauronsman's uruks? I remember some scene with someone (Aragorn?) expositing that they're less bothered traveling in sunlight and shit.

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other way around

Is this about Musk's Indian plan?
Jeez, he already said you just didn't understand it, give it a rest.

movies

Lol you dumb nigger.

i was talking about the books ackshually i swear!!!!!

Kek

They're a different breed. You're replying to someone who hasn't even watched the movie.

Soon you will be fined for noticing this.

You'll already be ejected from any school board/related townhalls for mentioning it.

if Sauron had had better intel, he wouldn't have expected Gondor's government to collapse within a few days of thei initial invasion.

have any of the politicians been able to offer even the slightest fake reason why it's A Good Thing that the country of England is just turned into yet another third world country?
during all this time have they ever bothered or needed to do that, or is it just "because".
seems odd, doesn't it.
still hoping for that asteroid to split the planet in half

The politicians are bought and paid for. Even Farage has cucked on the illegal immigrant issue and is kicking people out of Reform for talking about it.

They never answer to the lowering proportion of whites, because that would be to directly address the actual goal. They always frame the issue by addressing the increasing number of shitties, which is (((good))) because diversity is novel and fun (whites are samey and boring), and also because they're "coming here for a better life" so any white country taking them in is being (((good))) by doing so and we all want to be (((good))), or at least seen as such.

by the way, I used the reverse argument with a non blood related family member some years ago when she made the mistake to ask why I was doing a racism in my head.
i led her to the point and then asked "is it bettěr they are here than English people then, are they better than English people?"
she 404'd at that point because the propaganda and brainwashing hadn't prepared her an answer, only that it was "good" that they were coming/here.
i still can't believe that our continent has been taken over in such a short time to such an extent by such lesser beings.
is it all the holocrap lie preventing any immune response to the hooks, or was it before that?

see I don't expect anything from politicians and know they're all complicit and have been since the 60s/70s, but like I said not even a fake excuse has been given as to why Englishmen should cease to exist because 70 iq feral third worlders that rape and steal and leech are better, or stone age throwbacks.
then again, I don't think (((they))) are capable of thińking of the future, or reasons why, it is just a cult forcing a demented prophecy and they don't care about anything else

you skipped over this one intentionally, you dishonest zoomer faggot

I think the Holocaust panacea was just a lucky break for the agenda, pumped up in the public mind as much as possible for that purpose among others, but kumbaya, abolish borders was a sacred cow for the enlightened liberals of the arts and humanities before that. Their orthodoxy was just confined to their smokey backrooms and private salons until they hit the critical mass in society to capture institutions and force it on everyone else with, yes, the Holohoax being a major prize find for their social engineering toolkit. In my uneducated, unsourced, secretly wanting to fuck spiders opinion, of course.

Politicians never, but pundits and comedians always rely on "whites are boring", "whites are a plague, we ruin everything" etc., and then either snarkily denigrate critics, or just fall back on "I'm a comedian". Often Jewish.

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you're not allowed to talk about race in the context of crime rates, so all the black and brown people fucking shit up just get grouped under "men"
"why are men so violent?? why do men commit so much crime??? men have to change!! not you black and brown men though, you're oppressed"
it's fucking exhausting

Not all men, but always a man.

Men have to hold men accountable.

One in ten M&Ms are poisoned. Would you eat a handful?

Does this logic hold for blacks and browns, too?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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