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is this thing on
leaked concept art for season 3
Predictions for thursday?
when he gets punched in the nose and his head bounces off the wall it looks really real, but there's no way it actually was, right?
I’m gonna ack myself
It wasn’t real obviously but Ben wanted the punch to be fast, very good stunt work on the Drummond actor
Good afternoon refiners! keep up the refining and focus on the posts that stand out more than others. Go with your feelings. You got this, stay productive, and praise kier!
Anons told me we could keep this general going until season 3 but you guys keep engaging in newfag threads
ngmi
Well THAT happened…
Helly swoons over this
Will do, Seth
IMAGINE choosing left over right lmao
season 2 was not very good the show fell off it’s over
i hope season 3 introduces an actually attractive black woman to the cast. reghabi ain't it.
Natalie is already on the show
What do we do now
white lotus is almost over and then there's NOTHING
No human male ever would.
Though I’ll admit seeing her naked wasn’t what I had hoped in altered carbon, it was still very fuckable. Definitely someone else’s tastes. Helly probably still way worse though
Suicide pact
White Lotus is my npc-viewing. I feel nothing for the characters and I kinda just throw it on to fold laundry. There’s literally no other show that has a kino ensemble of characters like Severeddit. It’s over
Somehow severance generals have returned
I really enjoyed The Residence
Are severance schizos the most autistic?
I’m basically one of two posters keeping it alive at this point I don’t have the strength to mercykill us
Anyone know how, if at all, is Severance being received by foreign audiences? The show seems kinda steeped in American culture - curious what takes non-Anglophones had on it.
Sweden just celebrated Severance day
Dario
On Netflix?
Dario Naharis
we had uhhh ropes
are you out of your mind the fucked up weird asian freak with bad plastic surgery and botox over the all natural red head ????
couldn't stand this cock-eyed bitch
she should get surgery to fix that distracting shit
Yeah, very fun whodunnit. Favorite show so far this year desu, severance had way too many boring episodes
It’s not plastic surgery, she’s mixed. Gtfo insulting my alien goddess
your outie can eat a full rack of BBQ ribs in under 30 minutes
would have been funny if Helena ripped a loud gasser in that small hallway kek
white lotus is trash coombrains just watch for the porn
not that I like severance much either but the television landscape is so hilariously bad right now
why didnt they just make the wall out of foam?
bad plastic surgery
she's just exotic you woudnt get it
Helly R keeps a Collection of her turds in a bag labeled "Helly's Smellys"
im gonna miss them bros
even if season 2 was kinda shit the finale was great
there are exotic smells coming from my butthole
you can see it CLEARLY in her lips that she has botox, please wake up
please see this post as an example
Mark tweeted this after ditching Gemma
This image breaks the mind of the speedwatcher.
You don’t put botox in your lips dumbass
i meant around, regardless if you cant see the unnaturalness that is the are around her mouth idk what to tell you
Season 2 also had really good moments let’s not lie
Wait til’ you see what I did to the kitchenette hehe
Retard alert
You are not a mongolian/scandinavian mixed porn expert gtfo of this convo
18 yr olds don’t need or get botox unless theyre like onlyfans models or something
You got filtered by lip liner
If Innie Mark stays awake too long what happens to Mark's body in the birthing cabin? Does it die?
Is it ok to post a spoiler pic that I took from ep10?
gemma is 18
....
You keep asking this in every thread I don’t get it? Unless he starved to death or something he would stay alive
I feel bad for Gemma.
Fuck you innie Mark.
Oh shit that artwork is actually kino
Maybe reddit is not so bad after all
Read the comments
Nevermind
I thought we were talking about Huang...
I feel bad for Gemma
Not his problem
is there really no childhood pic of her on the net? Those lips look unnatural it's true. Her nose as well, but practically all Asian women had a nose job
These people aren't human
Drummond swung him around like a ragdoll and he actually hit his head pretty hard for real.
Fragile twink skull …. Ouch…
Explain to me this entire fight scene. I get it, they were planning to kill the innies once Cold Harbor is complete. Again "THE INNIES". What's Drummond thinking here? He wanted to kill both outtie and innie Mark?
Gemma is freed from torture and now has every resource available to shut lumon down and rescue Mark Scout.
She's the best off of anyone.
Drummond monke’d out basically. Mark interrupted their goat sacrifice and that made Drummond roid out on him. There was no logic to that other than
HURRR BIG MAN MADD RAHHH!!!!
Btw this is the final /lumon/ thread
I have to switch to my outie for the next few weeks and therefore won’t be here to carry and revive this general
It’s been real
Where were you when you realized Severance is actually an allegory for racism against minorities?
*Ring Ring*
Moshi moshi, Dr Mauer desu
Hi Dr Mauer? It's me, Gemma Casey.
Sorry I hit you on the head with that $40,000 plastic chair by Dieter Rams
My husband ran off with I think one of his grad students?
I couldn't recognize her, but all white women look the same to me
Anyway I was wondering if you'd like to go out for milkshakes sometime
This can’t be the case since Ben Stiller is a raging zionist and hates a very specific one oppressed minority
Good ending
It’s based actually, not just the gender thing but the philosophy as a whole. Utilitarian compromise of the ego, the combined strength of humans in humility. It says something about their relationship that they both ultimately trust eachother throughout the whole ordeal
le middle finger photo ops
gayest fucking thing in nu media
My daughter loves him, I think he looks a little gay, but whatever makes my princess happy <3
Jame Eagan offers you a cup of raw egg
>Tell me, young man. What are your intentions for my daughter?"
He watches with interest for your response
How to you reply?
outniggers will see this and still side with outie mark
I don't get it though? Innies aren't people. Miss Huang explained it
Sweaty tent sex then I would describe it in much graphic detail
Splendid. I see Kier's fire within you
I COOMED IM A REAL BOY
torture inniggers for eternity
I would stir the egg into some coffee and I would then drink the coffee and I would ask him who the fuck his daughter is.
miss her already
At least he got a woman pregnant
More than outie Mark has achieved
Kier won.
wife would rather be locked in a rape dungeon than be married to him
cooms in black qt but fumbled because he’s insane and can’t act like a normal person
only person that can tolerate him is his sister (out of pity)
is drunk all the time, slurps cum out of fridge and does nothing but smell like shit and jack off on the couch when not working
has a stalker psycho mormon femcel bitch and he was even too stupid enough to not hit that either
What is his purpose?
What if Kier was actually a good guy?
Outnigger only understands lust
Their love is pure
he birthed the people who would eventually birth helly so he is ofc good
he hasn't tamed his tempers yet
ngmi
“Was it different with me?”
Anons, why don’t you have Mark S rizz?
the one leading is the one who knows where to go
Wow, brilliant.
Helena deserves better
He's still a manlet though
She looked so pleased with herself
Isn't the camping episode the first time the innies have ever slept? I feel like that's pretty significant but I've never seen it brought up.
Irving had a big revelation
I don't think Mark got any sleep really
But yeah Dylan definitely has slept for the first time
Overall it was a fumble in writing
Poor attention to detail all the way through. I do seriously blame the female writers.
I mentioned it before. It's the first time they've done a lot of things. Even walking in a massive open space outdoors for hours after spending 100% of your life in small office rooms and corridors is a massive deal. They should be having panic attacks. But they don't seem to care.
Isn't part of Irving's thing in early season 1 that he naps at work (because his outie is always rocking out and painting and investigating lumon)?
And all she did was starfish
I used to know the actress who plays Natalie and I don't appreciate that she is a regular person and tried to play like she wasn't
Outie Mark stood no chance after this
They should be having panic attacks. But they don't seem to care.
Please understand that it was a le lynchian experimental artsy episode please don’t think about it too much
You’re back. How did you meet her?
He couldn't tell Helena and Helly apart, nigga just wanted to coom
Sex with Emile
MAHHHKU PUREASE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP!
THE REINTEGRATION MACHINE IS MALFUNCTIONING!
I'M SURHINNKKKIIINNGGGU
Why was she smiling in this scene?
Yeah
Finally free of Mark and it looks like it's his fault
shrink ray finally explained
I'm new to this show.
How long was she stuck in the machine for and did she survive?
Also was the machine secretly a shrinking machine the whole time and they lied to her?
i miss ms casey
Bro
I like how they chose ugly actresses for both Helly and Gemma, so it's tough to chose between the two
helly is hot tho
ugly
I forgot what Milchick did to her
What a truly evil motherfucker
look at that smile. how could he be a bad guy?
He did nothing to her.
He sent her back down
They should be having panic attacks
no, they shouldn't. I guess you're one of those people who watched the show while watching tiktok, so anyway, these innies had experienced more nerve-wracking experience outside in season 1 and they were all able to remain calm, and you think they should all have nervous breakdown just because they wake up in a forest?
I accept the end of svg
No
mpreg mark when
Never because none of these "foreshadowing" bits of nonsense have ever played out
This is the tallest waterfall on the planet
Why didn’t we get an episode with a flashback to early innie mark meeting Petey, him typryihg to escape like Helly did etc?
They really got petey’s actor back for ONE LINE
Did everyone sever their balls in the elevator this morning?
Anon im pretty sure it was milchick doing his orientation. Seeing Mark S wake up would have been kino tho.
It wasn’t you idiot
They had to pick cutest goat
post sarah shrug pls
I'm so mad we got baited with this, an episode where we get to see innie Mark's first moments interspersed with hallucinations would have been kino. It was fucking nothing.
Where find 40 yr old mark s bf
love helly!!!!!!!
mark s is 51
Why did Milchick stop climbing when Helly started sticking trumpets in the window? Literally 3 trumpets and he just gives up.
This goat was a decent actor, made good "there's a gun to my head" faces.
He realised he wasn't wanted and it was very demoralising
Assuming the show takes place in 2025 he is around 47
Also his birthday is next week OmO
genuinely helly is a cute +30yo woman it gives me hope!
why didn't he just pull it further in, or tip it?
Don’t worry the episode this week won’t have any filler
Don't care about Mark & Helly
Don't care about Mark & Gemma
I only care about the fundamental mystery of the show. Just show me how they're going to escape from Lumon.
How do we respond without sounding mad?
I only care about the fundamental mystery of the show
Why
It's just made up nonsense
Characters at least have some reality
It's just made up nonsense
So are the character's romantic interests
the anti severance jerk wave is so corny all these niggas acting like they are above it
Agreed there’s a reason why it’s so popular anyways, plus I had to sit through years of astroturfed tv show hype like fleabag/westworld/got/shitsession. I know kino when I see it
twitter screencap spam
Good to know the people mad about this show are subhumans. They should go back though.
white lotus is trash because its writing is incredibly embarassing. its like reading one of those books that a boomer writes on memes.
sex gifs
you think they should all have nervous breakdown just because they wake up in a forest?
He's just trying to project his own mental illness on the characters of the show.
We are in memeposting and screenshot hell
Wow.... This show is a gigantic waste of time, isn't it?
they pretty much all are
It's only mildly interesting to see the performances of the two leads and Milkshake
Nothing else is worth a look
Goddammit something about that goat screenshot makes me supremely uncomfortable, and this is coming from almost 20 years of being on this godforsaken website.
Squeeze it nigger
So
S1E1, E2, E3
Pretty good, intriguing
S1E4
Dumpster fire
S1E5
Probably better than 4, but I see the puppetstrings now. This show is boring and they hide that behind "stylistic choices" so it's hard to discuss that aspect.
S1E6, E7, E8
Did not watch.
S1E9
Quite interesting. And shockingly understandable, despite not having seen the last 3 episodes.
S2E1
It's just amazing how they wrote themselves back into the boring. The skill that took is *actually* impressive.
S2E2, E3, E4, E5
Did not watch.
S2E6
Skipped to this one "because it's when it gets good". No it doesn't. Dropped. What a fucking waste of time.
S1E4
>Dumpster fire
What happened here
Is that were Helly tried to kys herself
Kamen Rider Gavv
That part was great.
But that stupid funeral is just irredeemably bad writing. Makes Mark look stupid, why would you go the fucking funeral idiot. And makes Lumen look like they are a small mom and pop store rather than a global megacorporation. Why does the administrator need to go to a funeral to retrieve a brainchip? Send the corporate security black ops whatever. It's a two-for-one ruin the show thing.
that stupid funeral is just irredeemably bad writing
Filtered by Metallica
But that stupid funeral is just irredeemably bad writing.
Oh god that was awful
Actually almost everything of Mark's outside life was awful in Season 1 and 2
fucking retard
I disliked how Helly went from basically the main character in S1 to "Mark's gf" in S2
Why do you guys even engage the retarded ragebait?
90% of the people complaining didn't even watch a single episode.
They made a slow, boring television show and everyone thinks that must make it good. There's no substance.
Star Trek is boring, but it has substance, things to think about. But this...
Oh my god they showed the black guy doing paper work, wow.
Wooah, they turned the camera to look at the door... and there was nothing there, but wooah the character looked that way!
"They spent 27.5 seconds doing this camera movement, or 34.8 seconds on a character's face it must be important!" No it isn't. It's wasting your time, pretending that it's something meaningful.
didn't even watch a single episode.
These are the only smart people and I genuinely envy them.
We got more Helena at least. Her arc is very subtle though, we don’t see her on her own too much. Pic related is a key
Yes it's extremely drawn out for no purpose.
Consider a movie like The Parallax View. Same sort of sinister corporate intrigue, in two hours. That ability to be concise has been lost.
The dialogue is hardly every interesting either. It's all "what the hell" or "what the fuck"
You'd think there'd be something profound to say about memory or consciousness, or identity
Or some reference to the River Styx which the dead must cross, losing all their memories but retaining their soul
Or at least a lot of dialogue with double meanings, where one character is in one persona, and hiding it from the others
The only thing that made S1 watchable was the acting. Britt Lower is very watchable and the others were too mostly. But none of them have anything to work with this season.
Yes that was good, but they weren't organized enough to do anything with that setup.
Talk to me about Helly's Smellies™
The only thing that could redeem this show for me is if there's a continuous 30 minute action scene of the four going postal. Like splattering the hallways of Lumen with blood as corporate security tries to detain them.
Watch Man Seeking Woman
Smug cunt
I’m nervous
Me too
Downloading it now
A naive romantic goes on a desperate quest for love when his longtime girlfriend dumps him.
"Man Seeking Woman" follows naive twenty-something "Josh Greenberg" on his unrelenting quest for love.
Josh soldiers through one-night stands, painful break-ups, a blind date with a troll, time travel, sex aliens, many deaths and a Japanese penis monster named Tanaka on his fantastical journey to find love.
Seems kinda surreal, might be cool
It has Eric Andre who irritates me though
at least it's a happy one :(
I mean this isn't exactly inspired writing
But it was well delivered
What was the worst line in the show probably the STAAAHP that Mark gave Cobel or maybe the entirety of Sweet Vitriol
Man Seeking Woman
i dont like silly comedy shows
Why does she fuck Santa?
carnival balloon
It’s more absurd than silly
She was so sweet. The only time in the show when Helly is vulnerable
Helly's cunt is DISEASED and leaks bacterial fluid all day
She often shows up to work with pinkeye and if you look her in her eye she knows that you know how she got it
Trying to move on from her bf
I can't believe how all normies hate her now
To get on the good girl list
Britt looks so much better with normal hairstyle
And a bit of meat on her bones
has anyone rewatched this show yet? thinking of doing it purely for helly kino
LETS FUCKING FROLIIIIIC BABY
Not really
when wagie wouldn't get in cagie
I like how she looks at the animatronic with misgivings
I really really hated the episode where crazy neighbour goes to her old beach town and does shit. Episode was dull and way too short compared to the others because they didn't know what to do with it either.
I also don't really get the motives or Mrs Cowbell. Sure she was raised by them and out of all people SHE designed the severance chip, so she was an engineer yet she got a shitty office job where she had to look over Mark. Really her sudden character development from being super evil to suddenly helping doesn't make much sense.
That's because they poorly communicated the whole point of that episode. The point of it was that Cobel visited the town which was exploited and ruined by Lumon, who used children employees. Children would be doing some shitty work they didn't like so they drugged themselves with ether in order to make the work time pass faster. She designed the severance chip to do basically the same thing - to make wageslaving easier for the people. When visiting the town she saw how fucked up it was because of Lumon and I guess she understood how the severance chip isn't really gonna benefit humanity.
It's also very poorly integrated with the remaining episodes, if you haven't already seen them
Very strange and the lowest point of the show
it's over (and that's okay)
Guys I'm starting to worry that her hair isn't really red
GRETCHENNNN
Ricken is a goat. Makes total sense.
*slurps*
She’s literally a feline in this clip. I finally understand catgirl fags.
The board is just Jame being an autistic weirdo. Brain in jar/alien/ghostsfags don't@ me
What do you think is Milchick’s morning routine?
"The board" is actually "the bored", and it's just a bunch of people tired of this shit.
Brooms
I love me raw egg with sugar, instant dessert
How did they know about Irv's hallucination?
It's a figure from their holy scripture, it's like asking how did they know about saint Peter
First sky, first snow, first ice, first mountain, first hike, first heavy winter clothing, first campfire, first camping, first stars, first sleeping, first kiss for Mark, first sex.
And I'm supposed to give a shit about marshmallows
Why did Cobel pretend to be a boobie nurse?
pretend
She probably is. Cobel is clearly a polymath.
What is the shortest wait I can expect for Season 3
I don't understand why does Mark pretend his another person when he goes to work? Is it a way to cope being a wagie or what?
two weeks
She’s interested in Mark’s and Gemma connection bleeding through the chip. She always tells him to sleep well, steals a candle to trigger some subconscious emotions in innie Mark etc.
The question is, is she excited about Cold Harbor? I think she was more interested in exploiting chip’s limitations, like feelings transcending the severance or reintegration.
Don't post these obscene edits of my future wife please, thank you.
probably the same reason she put mark into wellness sessions with ms casey, to test the barrier tech
I want to have hug with Helly R!
It's amazing the level of midwits who got filtered by this season, especially the finale.
Just 7 years ago David Lynch was fucking brains up hard. This shit's easy mode but now twitter's whining about shit that just didn't compute with them.
To get throuple with Mark and his innie.
Hot.
zoomer who was only vaguely aware of david lynch's existence before he died brings him up for no reason because he thinks it makes him sound legit
grim
my ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same Frolic?
A fucking NIGHT GARDNER? You stupid red haired CUNT, i aught to strangle the life out of you right here and now then piss on your corpse.
Seemed a little harsh
Sometimes she looks older 10 years ago than now
You aren't noticing this shit? I'm seeing people basically saying "I give up, this is retarded" regarding the easiest scenes to parse.
Exactly. It's very obvious what the angle of season 3 will be. Lumon will try to give the innies the illusion of having control while in reality they are using them, as always, for their purpose.
Jame Eagan panicked when Gemma escaped so he used glasgow block (maybe incorporated in the red alarm) to let Helena know shit is going down and have her check the exits to see if she could stop them.
When she arrived and saw Gemma was already out her only move left was to put on the Helly persona and at least have Mark stay. She knew she couldn't just beg him to stay because she has no idea what the innies promised with each other, so all she could do was stare at him longingly and simply hope it would do the trick somehow.
When Helena gives Gemma that last look it wasn't malice or 'sorry for this' but thinking 'don't think you've escaped us'. Keeping Mark in the building assures that Gemma won't go far.
After all, Helly was never cruel. She wouldn't let his wife just stand there screaming for her husband. She knows the situation and the effort it took to get here, there's no way she with her good nature would try to undermine any of that for a momentary get-together.
I want Helly to experience blunt force trauma until her jaw seperates from her skull
someone in another thread was talking about how amazing raised by wolves was so i downloaded the first episode and it's full of n words and woke shit
i fucking hate you guys
Just 7 years ago David Lynch was fucking brains up hard
Haha that's impossible, it was only 2 or 3 years ago at most
B-but the interviews!
Interviews are always bullshit and I can see this. I can see other possibilities too but this seems to be in the cards.
Anon, I...
so what was the black goop
And I'm supposed to give a shit about marshmallows
It was another first but was taken from them. That's why you're supposed to care about the 'mallows.
She either wanted to hurry Cold Harbah or wanted to fuck Mahk
Innie Irv was hallucinating because his outie was sleep depriving himself while painting with black paint.
Busted crust seeping through
It's so disappointing what was neglected
The writer of that ep had only written plays before, and it was quite stagy. No interaction with the environment.
The marshmallows were like a prop you could have on stage, but you couldn't have the landscape on stage
first kiss for Mark
yep, another speedwatcher
Black paint. Irving had a slightly weaker barrier that was leaking through
by this logic, the innies would have acted like cavemen when they first wake up. First table, first intercom, first chair, first lamp, first office corridor, first computer..
It’s more important to catch Gemma than Mark.
Your Helena switcharoo theories make no sense. If anything, this show embraces simple solutions. What makes sense is the euphoric run of two lovers with nothing to lose.
Wait, what? Is this a meme I missed? She isn't in some machine. She's outside, where her outie is. She can't get back in because it's locked and innie Mark just abandoned her out there.
They had residual memories but yeah all that shit was also firsts.
Innie Mark is going to become the vessel for Kier.
All they need from Gemma is her chip and they could extract it later.
annoying that itll be years before these retards are proven wrong
And another speedwatcher...
They obiously have some kind of deep memory base (walking, talking, what goes where during sex, Delaware) but very little else, if anything (Ecuador).
Innie Helena(Helly R) is going to become the vessel for my penis.
It was the equator, not Ecuador.
Even more basic, then.
Now that dust has settled, Gemma is best girl.
youtu.be
this is the average severance watcher
insane how within the first minute he both butchers the premise of the show and then praises season 2 on the basis of not understanding what hes watching at all. didnt watch past that but i assume its more of the same
What? That's clearly the exit to the outside. You can see the staircase behind her. There was an episode where Helly tried to escape through there and she just kept coming back in because her outie just walked right back in.
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Yes? And in that situation what do you think would be the best solution to get Gemma back? Lure her back in with Mark. My theory very much makes sense.
Did they really pull a which way white man?
So you didn't read "The Lexington Letter", got it.
I didn't. How does that make me a speedwatcher if I didn't read something, retard? Wouldn't that make me a speedreader?
Whatever makes you sleep at night, buddy.
Yes it's a meme
It goes back to Westworld
I liked episode 8.
Okay. Sorry I didn't read your gay fanfic only available on Apple Bookstore(TM). Don't you have some tiktok to scroll through on your gay iPhone 26? We're trying to discuss a show here.
She's already peaked, don't get stuck holding $GEM. bags
Cruelty is literally written on her face
Helly was never cru-ACK!
She's just tsundere
Why is her voice so calming, how do I get a frumpy Gretchen wife
Underrated joke. I laughed hard
I don't get it
There's a bigger one in Equator
ORTBO really happened. Milchick put the whole thing together. He’s trying to make it as exciting as possible for them, he says it’s the tallest waterfall because to them it is the tallest waterfall in “their world”
it's subtle
How my hair look, Mike?