* Jason's mom.....has got it going on *
* Jason's mom.....has got it going on *
Hot single mom's only kid ends up being a serial killer
so this is the plotline theyre going with
i would show her my cardelini..... if you understand the subtext of my aforementioned words
Seems realistic enough.
She couldn't stab me to death but I've got something to stab her with if you catch my drift.
How the fuck do you have a prequel to this? the whole backstory was told in the first one.
Im sure zoomers saw the first one.
Even if they don't know, so what? I have never watched the first one because it is known shit except for the end which you can just find a clip of on youtube and I still know the backstory from osmosis.
Instead of a serial killer story we're going to get a teen drama where they let some kid drown and the angry mother swears revenge. Sounds enthralling.
What would Jason do if he broke into your room to kill you but you were busting a big fat nut in her mom right as he enters? Would he kill you anyway or would he leave ashamed? Any Friday the 13th lore experts that can help me out here?
Theyre trying to get the zoomer audience not boomers
So why wouldn't they make a kino F13?
The first one is most likely the one they've seen since there's 12 movies in this franchise.
hot single moms always have fucked up weird kids. Zero father figure, revolving door of uncaring Chads and Tyrones dating mom, and mom flooding them with affection and attention since shes not getting it from men in her life.
He would have to kill you because you had sex. Thems the rules.
It's this. It'a going to be ordinary drama at the summer camp with flashbacks to Pamela's abused past which causes her to do slightly horrific and mischievous things to the teens at the camp such as replacing someone's shampoo with squirrel blood.
Why the fuck are you even on this board? It’s 90mins of your life. Do you take some weird boasting value in announcing you haven’t seen something?
I would say that zoomers are actually the generation most aware of this fact, they love to watch people from YouTube and ticktock talk about old movies.
Would she even stand a chance against him?
I like it! I figured the libtards would cast a black Vorhees family and make them misunderstood heroes.
Hope the prequel shows titties like a true FT13 kino!
No, retard. My point was everyone knows the F13 backstory even if they haven't seen the first movie. Go fuck yourself.
Remember when Pamela thought Jason was dead, even though he went in the woods and survived on his own, but never went looking for his mom. But Pamela put a curse on him anyway to turn him into a demon worm who snatches bodies.
prequel
intended pic related
hot
prequel series
.... why the fuck would anyone want a prequel series?
Just get some eye candy to lure people in and have Jason kill everyone.
So the plot to part 3? Which one was the one with the mom being the killer at the end?
The Friday the 13th trademark is in legal limbo. You can’t have a killer in a hockey mask named Jason in a movie called Friday the 13th. But you can have Jason’s mother in a tv show called Crystal Lake. It’s better than nothing
Id rather have new IPs and new ideas instead of eating regurgitated slop of current Anon Babble.
my point is something I didn’t remotely say or imply
You even TYPE like a fat cunt. That would be impressive if it wasn’t just disgusting
This sounds awful and will be awful.
When the rights to Friday The 13th franchise was finalized in court, the original screenwriter got the rights to the origin story and the filmmaker got the rights to the iconic killer in the hockey mask.
Meaning, even if this prequel gets 8 seasons, you'll never see an adult Jason.
Also cast picrel they love horror movies.
That's all on zoomers brother. Your generation has to rely on 12+ people in a writers room PLUS the use of artificial intelligence to shit out raceswapped Snow White. Blame yourself or I'll slap you!
I don't understand ...
She's gonna bang one of the camp counselors. It will have nothing to do with the plot, but they will do it.
hey remember the hockey mask wearing Murder machine ? …well we don’t have the rights to that so here’s a movie about his mother
I can't help your mental deficiency, faggot.
good points
part 7 was the first one i saw
Why must everyone in this god forsaken site speak in riddles?
mommy cest is unintentional when actresses don't wall fully but still play mothers
I assume its most likely the one with Jessica Biel from 2000.
Which one was the one with the mom being the killer at the end?
The first one. Jason was the killer in all the rest. Three has a nightmare at the end where the mother drags one of them into the lake reminiscent of the Jason nightmares from the earlier ones.
Problem?
Do you think Mindy Keling is forever seething that Linda Cadelini played hot Velma that's why she's adamant to destroy the image of Velma?
Prequel series.
FUCK YOU FUCKING KIKES I JUST WANT A NEW JASON MOVIE!
Linda Cardellini will forever be a smoke show
This is a fucking disgusting propaganda to show that men with hot moms are going to end up as mass murderers. Why can't they just portray mom-son incest as a good thing? Fucking Israel man. First the Bates, then Chris-chan, then this. Motherfucking fuck I wanna take over Hollywood already to make momson incest kino
I would put my penis in her vagina over and over again if you catch my drift.
Why do you even need Jason for a slasher series? There's been like a dozen with Jason as the killer and I'm not sure how much he specifically is a drawcard. You can very easily write a new slasher flick and if it's actually good or has a creative gimmick you'll be able to draw just as much of an audience as another Friday the 13th.
The worst part is they'll fuck up the original lore of Jason.
Jason is a tragic retard brainwashed by his psychotic mom. Considering how the media treats tards they're going to lean too far into justifying the both of them as crazy murders.
Only "cinephiles" care about original stories. The masses want to see branding they are already familiar with.
Yeah LOL
If they keep it like the original where Jason is a legit chromosomal retard it could work. It will probably end up being some heavy handed lecture about abortion.
I can see why there are so many writers who aren't blue haired dykes or Shaniquas giving up.
The industry would rather be creatively bankrupt and do sequels and reboots instead of even look at an original screenplay.
On God frfr I just want to see brands I recognize on screen for two hours. I hope this movie doesn't have any naked women. That shit is dumb.
Olivia Hussey has done this for Norman Bates already.
The Friday the 13th online game lasted a little bit before the servers got shut down.
episode 1: little Jason Voorhees drowns
episodes 2 - 9: Little Jason Voorhies is bullied and there’s a particular bully that’s really bad
finale episode: Jason didn’t really die
Or
Jason is half black
What made Jason such a good slasher character is he's a big retarded child in a giant hulking body.
His mother told him sex was perverse and everyone that does it should die. Teenagers got him killed before his resurrected so everyone over a certain age is seen as bad. He never targeted children or animals because he's a big retarded child.
I can see the writers of today complicating something so simple.
69PBP
The masses want to see branding they are already familiar with.
Those brands the masses are familiar with were once original stories. Slasher films are fucking dirt cheap to produce. Look at that Terrifier slop that was shilled here. Probably the most recently made popular slasher franchise and all three were made on a pittance and the most recent one just made $90 million. You don't need an existing killer to make a successful slasher.
That's all on zoomers brother. Your generation has to rely on 12+ people in a writers room PLUS the use of artificial intelligence to shit out raceswapped Snow White. Blame yourself or I'll slap you!
they/them will never open up to ruining cinema
He never targeted children
I’m pretty sure in Jason Lives he went after the camp kids. I know the Nintendo game was based on Jason Lives and the major point of the game was to protect and save the camp kids from Jason.
Jason is half black
KEK
This is the most real thing about the post
Jessica Biel was not in Friday the 13th, she was in 7th heaven
she is so cute and i'm tired of her not getting any recognition for it
she is CUTE
not getting any recognition for it
She's basically the reason Velma started being considered hotter than Daphne.
older women who look good makes my pp so damn hard
I'll have to rewatch that I know they were afraid of him but I don't remember him trying to kill them in particular. I remember him grabbing a kid before getting hit with a pickaxe.
Mommy....
Linda is almost 50 and mogs 95% of women half that age
I'm not sure how much he specifically is a drawcard.
He's the entire draw, you psycho, he's what makes an F13 movie an F13 movie, every other element is expendable.
cast a black as a mentally disabled man that goes around stabbing people at random
No way they'd get away with that, it's way too unrealistic
What are you talking about? There are tons of new horror movies coming out all the time. In fact, it's the one genre that studios will produce new shit with because of how cheap they are and how they are almost guaranteed to make a profit.
It's probably Freddy vs. Jason or the reboot, zoomers don't watch movies from the 80s
Did she get BOGGED? I don't remember her looking so different in whatever last Avengers movie I saw her in.
even if this prequel gets 8 seasons, you'll never see an adult Jason
Like Smallville?
its true to real life
and its always the hot but crazy ones who have insane kids
Underratedly hot
Feels really weird, last time I saw her was in that Freak and Geeks and she was like 20 something and now she looks like a grandma
Slasher movies simply don't work when everyone has a smartphone. They're locked-in to that era.