How does one get a cute, quirky bpd gf like this? Is it even possible?

she isn’t his gf
dummy

I figure they just say it so they can be a cunt whenever they wish and blame it on you or bpd

bpd chicks are literally hell to be around

They exist but they're schizos who shop lift and shit. Have fun bailing crazy out of jail at 4am

when they call you up at 2am to bail them out is when you break up with them (after you hang up)

tfw no bpd gf to hold a knife to my throat and threaten to kill me if I cum too fast or pull out instead of cumming inside her

The irony is that she is actually bipolar, and self medicated with hard drugs and sex
Her daughter is showing symptoms as well

Instead of trying to find a woman who acts like the teen gf you feel like you missed out on, try to find a woman who acts like what you think that person would have ideally evolved into

QUIRK CHUNGUS?
Try the local sewer

the pianist

I know so many of these people. Skinny white guy with obese wife/gf and 2-5 cats. They invite you to play D&D and then you find out it's actually some weird sex thing with their poly relationship weirdo friends and you wasted 3 hours making a cool Barbarian character.

these two sure are ACTING!

Dummy was a breakout role for her. She's just his best friend not a romantic interest, leading a failed punk band desperately trying to make some paying gigs and with no other options besides bar mitzvahs she makes her musicians learn how to become a klezmer band despite none of them being Jewish or knowing any Yiddish..
And this is the movie's b plot. She's this "I believe in you" nutball who supports her nebbish best friend (Brody) gain self confidence by learning ventriloquism in the only movie where this doesn't lean into psychological horror.

it’s actually a sweet little movie

So you're saying I have the second chance I missed with her mom

This

I wish my best friend was a cute girl who supported my artistic endeavors and offered to have sex with me

bpd girls aren't fun.
they'll lick your asshole and let you creampie them and then tell their friends that they don't know who you are and that you tried to rape them after insisting on looking at engagment rings because

lol wouldn't that be so fun and silly right but I could totally see myself married to you??

hang out near or check yourself into a rehab facility.

Gonna have to agree. It's only fun if you're also on the brink of insanity. When you want to get serious about something, they can't compute it. They're great short-term, or if you find one willing to work on themselves, but they're horrible long-term partners if they're stubborn.

They invite you to play D&D and then you find out it's actually some weird sex thing with their poly relationship weirdo friends

HOW IS THIS SO TRUE
Everyone I know that plays D&D is fucked up in some way, and 90% of the time it's polyamory and the whole playing D&D thing is just foreplay.

The Thin Red Line - deleted scenes

She looks like she has a really smelly unwashed pussy

the way she scratches herself in that scene suggests she may also have a hairy asshole, or does not wipe well enough
youtu.be/QdXnlKGYIXU

Adrien's acting is a masterclass in restraint compared to Milla's bullshit. No wonder that nigga has won two Academy Awards for Best Actor.

That's why you play pathfinder first edition or warhammer fantasy or literally anything other than D&D.

brody had a qt phase, i forgot!!

That hits just a little bit too close to home, damn.

it's sad the young'uns have fun mocking him (harris dickinson, drew starkey) cos he's an unkempt asshole or prima donna. they'll never touch his natural talent in gazillion years.

these are those kids I was telling you about

also all my hollywood oligarch homies say fuck hate!!!

Listen to this man brothers, he speaks the truth.

quirky bpd gf

It's 5 minutes of fun and 23:55 hours of Hell every day. Do it once when you are young and have the strenght to put with crazy, the sex is amazing but nevermore.