Ambatu watch, what am in for?

based muppets
rigel a best

When I watched it felt like a mix of Star Trek, Firefly and Battlestar Galactica but without the charms of any of them.

penis head

I want to fuck the blue alien

Peak sci-fi kino, some people find the first half of season 1 a bit weird though so keep watching because it gets even better.

I’ve never seen it, but the white chick on the far right has always made me really horny.

It can’t be any weirder than Lexx.

Don't remember the redhead on the left

*kino*

John Crichton, an astronaut
A ship, a LIVING ship

it's a crew tears Pilot limb from limb episode

KINO
Also, why the fuk did they vanish Stark after the escape from the base at the end of season 1? And why did they change the Rygel puppet after season 1? He goes from soul to soulless without the extra hair tufts.

prolly the best "strangers to comrades to family" ever done
unreal opening theme

Someone SHOT
into my wormhole

KINO and do mean KINO!!!

I'm watching too. Nearing the end of season 2 so far. It's one of the best shows I've watched, full of SOUL and amazing practical effects. The protag reminds me of Nicolas Cage in the wacky episodes, it's awesome.

AYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAA YAAYAYEEEEEEEEE

Ambatu

Black lingo has significantly dumbed down Western culture.

Hwi þu ne spricst Ænglisc geþeode?

bitter annoyance that shows like this no longer exist once you finish it

Weird as in awkward, because the show was trying to find its footing for most of the season.

Exactly how I feel about it. Everything is so serious and focused on heckin continuity and overarching plotlines. No more kino antagonists like Scorpius.

I want to fuck Aeryn Sun

for me, it's Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu

everyone loses a key part of their personality

d'argo no longer angry, crichton no longer cares, rygel no longer greedy

chianna no longer wants to hump the furniture and fuck anything that moves

KINO

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Her restyle for peacekeeper wars was hotter.

Oh my gawd

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Good old fashioned horny scifi

It's pretty cool but I stopped watched after season 2 I think, about a year or two ago. So I don't really remember everything and I don't know if I should continue. But it's got great characters and is pretty much always fun from what I saw

Cool aliens

Gooner bait wahmen

Protagonist with maxxed out charisma stats

Completely bonkers moments

fun action sequences

Its not a 10/10 due to some really strange story arc choices at times and unfortunately the movie they made for the ending is really flawed. But I always liked it.

You're probably going to struggle a bit with the old 22 episode 90s format chock full of filler and one shot episodes

how is it a Hallmark production?

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This show is KINO

You want to fuck a plant?

this

how is it a Hallmark production?

Aussie pay TV "Foxtel". Hallmark is part of Universal, other Aussie shows got funded by them. Channel 9 Australia only partly funded the show.

pilot and rigel are such believable, complete characters that it feels like lost technology... I don't know if any CGI character has ever come as close to how immersive they are. Maybe Gollem.

she also lost her eyes too

I want an Aussie gf

CGI Rigel swimming at the beginning of the movie

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Stone the crows mate there's a stingray up me cunt! Jump in the ute and call the flying doctors ya great galah!

Awful casting

Horrendous cover songs

Waste time and money an online game that coincides with the series

Anything that was interesting about the series was buried under a pile of shit

Unrelenting kino. The amount of effort put in for one off episodes where you'll never see the aliens or sets again is insane.

early on, it felt like generic family friendly sci fi to me
imo it gets better when crichton gets more angry/violent and eventually crazy

sit down to watch Pisskeeper Wars

been headcannoning based Ryge winning back his throne with the help of his wacky frens

finally gonna get some closure

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

S1 John: fish out of water, naive, has a heart of gold

John after Scorpius mind rape: yells all the time, "badass" proto marvel character, MUH WORMHOLES

They don't make em like this anymore. No fun allowed. Actors are all nepo baby divas that refuse to wear makeup and prosthetics and truly love their craft.

Scorpius is best villain
so is Harvey

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I wonder if Tony Abbott was inspiration for Scorpius?

Actual best villain in Scifi if not all of TV

I think I saw the peacekeeper wars on HBO

China is the original tiktok npc. She'd make a killing today.

I love the schizo episodes in which everyone goes mad. Peak kino

Chiana's actress was willing to go full-body paint for some of her sex scenes.

The creepy fucked up ones like the guy with the cloning gun.

had to think they cast a guy that looked like sam neil on purpose

This show has been streaming on youtube for more than a year. It's been my constant background noise.

The dynamic between Crichton and Scorpius is the ideal hero and villain dynamic

John is quipping all the time in season 1. He just gets more insane as the series progresses. It's not like Marvel and you're a fag for insinuating that

This show is literally the inspiration for Guardians of the Galaxy.

fag director takes everything from kino show and makes it pozzed and reddit

"hurr it just like the Marvel"

Retard

Every character besides the main guy, the pilot and the blueberry alien are LITERALLY insufferable cunts
And the blueberry alien dies due to being poisoned by the makeup in real life...

Crichton becomes increasingly insufferable as the seasons go on and fans like to handwave this as the neural chip and PTSD.

Imagine hating our glorious dominar Rygel the XVI

Pretty much every other episode desu

characters are bad and annoying if they don't subscribe to my moral code

woman moment

it's another John way overacting pretending to be a Peacekeeper commander episode

more like because they're literal backstabbing cunts that don't even care for each other, that's what's actual female behavior

John Crichton is far more complex a hero protagonist than many others on tv and film. A Human Reaction is one of my favorite episodes of the show. From there and on to rest of the first season you get many character developing and defining moments which are KINO. These kinda get thrown out the window in season 2 when he starts acting zany, but it's a lot of fun and part of the story so I can't hate it.

I remember this being on TV

I still don't like all the weird torture shit in it doesn't fit with the rest of it.

I forget Crichton was supposed to be a scientist. He comes off as a dumb lunk.

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They mention this in the commentary track. They wanted someone that was kinda goofy looking to sell childish wonder and awe as well as the humor.

He looks like young AJ Styles

it's a body swap episode and crichton starts feeling up boobs in aeryn's body

It turns to shit when it become a Sci-Fi show though

I always thought it was funny how much of a pussyhound D'Argo was

I gave up somewhere around the end of the second season I believe maybe it was even the first

Couldn't believe they let the one bad guy escape with the baby of the ship give me a break

all the aliens say that

Haven't watched the show in many years but that episode where they eat Pilot's arm inmediately comes to mind. What the fuck was that man.

Yeah not sure why they didn't lock him up after Rygel brought him on board to begin with, though the assumption could be that Aeryn would have set him free to carry out their secret deal anyway.

it grows back it's no big deal

Claudia Black is the ONLY good thing about it.

Based!

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Watched it on Rich Evan's recommendation. One of the best decisions I've made, this show is excellent.

He's so funny in the cracker episode

I was kind of getting into it too up until those last two episodes like that.

There's only so many times I can watch episodes about problems with the ship, and Rygel was getting annoying too

And I was upset with what happened with her...

Good show with a lot of great ideas but it had a lot of misfire episodes too.

I think the phrase they used was "a guy you could have a beer with".

Grab my pussy, John

Cut off pilots arm in exchange to get star map

Over cloned peacekeepers cannibals eating a leviathan

Your getting your episodes mixed up there dumb dumb

nobody here has mentioned that chiana's actress sells feet pics to fans

Criminally underrated kino