Most important thing, in my opinion,
(Take this with a grain of salt, don't be mad at me, it's just advice you can do whatever you want)
Is to.....get good at something
Most important thing, in my opinion
Solid advice, the one thing I disagree with Sam on here is that you can't learn after 25 I think he said. This might be true for most people but I'm 36 and I keep learning new things and actually being good at something means very little
I hate this unfunny caveman looking freak.
christmas example
I think if I were looking for life coaching I might choose someone whose life hasn't been a series of things they learned nothing from only getting more and more bitter and cynical, and who didn't graduate RISD with nothing to show for it because he jerked off the entire time he was there
I mean if he'd attended SCAD I could understand, but this was 100% on him and he owes his dad a refund for the money wasted on his worthless son
Here's the advice I gave Sam a decade ago: get on low-dose antibiotics to fix that fucking acne apocalypse
WP had like 3 good bits and the rest was trying to appeal to fatherless retards on Anon Babble
Talk without magic buzzwords you sad faggot, they don't make you le epic ruseman either
Most important thing, in my opinion,
Is to buy bitcoin early
Here's the advice I gave Sam a decade ago: get on low-dose antibiotics to fix that fucking acne apocalypse
that sounds like exactly the wrong way to use antibiotics
and who didn't graduate RISD with nothing to show for it because he jerked off the entire time he was there
he got a job doing graphics for sports arenas which actually sounds like a pretty cool gig but he thought it was beneath him
chud waffling
We're getting Josie 2 next season.
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jesus christ, I don't want another Josie. why can't the hard-nosed competitor(Letty, Tayleigh, Simbal) win for once?
She's also hard-nosed.
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is it a coincidence that none of the Fish Tank winners follow Sam's advice?
If you havent learned anything by 25, you probably wont start at 36. Those who have learned can continue to be life long learners
you can't learn after 25 I think he said.
only a complete fucking retard would believe this
At worst he believes that shit, but more likely he's just getting his under 25 fanbase to get off their asses. I'm learning a new language at 34 and evidently I'm above average at retention even among younger learners.
Japanese Josie
Right when I thought I was out...
get good at something(like I never did)
don't waste your talents on ugliness (like I did)
All this self help stuff is his idea of a joke, btw.
New Josie mogs old Josie
Well yeah she's not a spic. She's a cute nip
...also, the holocaust never happened but I wish it did
yeah except him being on TRT for 10+ years and looking like a bald meat golem is not a joke
that really happened
get a skill
lift weights
drink raw milk
treat time as Gold
don't oversocialize
find a mentor
debtmaxxx
hire a child drag performer
hire two
Sam Hyde is a gay jewish pedophile
Sam's jewish cousin Julian Unger is also a gay jewish pedophile
what are the fucking odds
I've been learning how to weld, how to sculpt and I'm debating if I should pursue a surveyor liscense. I'd taking up learning jow to operate construction vehicles, but nobody near me teaches it.
Most important thing, in my opinion,
Is to swallow tranny cum
Christmas example
I hope they get that Jap on S4, she's pretty funny when she gets drunk, screaming Yakuza slurs at max volume.
did anyone here apply for s4 tbqh i think i'm gonna get it
Did Sam start out his self-help guru grift with Hydewars?
skibidi chungus
Christmas example
he will never be your dad
he will never be your friend
he needs the money though
Wow, what a fucking revelation. The best role model an obese fuckup can take up. How does he come up with this stuff? Is he some kind of geniouse?
make a reddit thread
make two
This is his best video overall. Just incredibly perfect.
95% sure that when he says that, he means becoming world class. you can get good at anything at any age, but becoming top tier basically requires you have that youthful energy and naivety to let it consume your life for 10 years
that's his best video? him stating something obvious?
i prefer his goobas video :)
So there's something wrong with the sam haters on Anon Babble right? We can all tell that there is definitely not something pretty behind those posts right. Fishtank fans in general are a pretty sad bunch.
i hope for his sake this is just him lighting a fire under his zoomer fans' asses, that belief doesn't really benefit him when he's 40 and depends on streaming to make a living
van gogh started painting at 28
they are one of these
watch a LOT of porn
"depressed"
tranny
he's been riding this one for his whole life.
born with silver spoon in his mouth
accidentally won the best gamble of the 21st century
"here's the formula to success I never had to use"
Sam wouldn't work a trade job if you put a gun to his head
get good at something
Like what? Rinsing your knuckle dragging fans with low effort grifting?
tell your viewers to get good at something
Anon Babble seethes
woah
he was trained and worked as an art dealer for years before that though, and exceptions are exceptions.
Paul Gauguin was a stockbroker and painted in his freetime, and didn't settle on painting as a career until his 40s.
his moms house in those old videos looks pretty spartan
And null, hassan or ethan will fuck you, channing
Solid advice
it's common sense. It proves people like you and his other dicksuckers are retards.
Like what
Grooming fans, beating the shit out of them, and getting away with it.
Simptank was the nail in the coffee for MDE
tranny schizo example
bronx burt >sam
burt won
Sam Hyde paid to get BRANDONROCKED by BRANDON'S COCK
Hi I'm Julian Unger, gay jewish pedophile. I'm here to suck dick and shove golf balls up my ass, and I'm all out of golf balls.
of course it's obvious but the massive enclave of 20 somethings working 0-skill wagie jobs that do fuck all after work probably needs it drilled into their skulls by a funnyman
drilled into their skulls
Drilled into their skulls like Edie did to Sam
u arent van gogh
What's with Sam and Julian shoving shit up their butts? It's not made for that.
There are plenty of people who do this who aren't depressed faggots wanking off to Sam and actually still find happiness in life. Materialistic consoomers are the worst.
incomprehensible homos