Why is it so hated?

Why is it so hated?

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Matthew Broderick killed two Irish girls with his car. The people never forgot.

she dies

me: crying

an egg survived

me: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!

I don't think about it at all.

Gojira, Gojira

tell me that's not another parade

that's a lot of fish

no croissant?

It's Gojira you moron!

you call this coffee? I call this America

where did you find this guy? He's from France

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY MAN. YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY

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Jean Reno pretending to talk like Elvis to pass for American
Matthew Broderick in it for any reason whatsoever
Redesign so retarded
But sure OP it was the first one you saw as a kid so it must be good

I prefer the redesign. He looks a lot more nimble and like an apex predator. The original one is just fat.

whose entrance is better?

Unfair comparison.

the godzilla design mostly

New one sounded better but Zilla wasn't a fucking cocktease so she wins

Godzilla was a giant city-destroying monster. Why do you think he was hated? My guess is the deaths of innocents and the significant property damage.

Because it just turned into Jurassic Park.

I still use this pillowcase my mommy got me like 20 years ago. I used to have the fuzzy slippers too that were shaped like zilla feet. I love that move (and the animated series)

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My first godzilla movie was Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah. All the things you listed are soul

Miscast lead.
And it should've been an original monster movie, not Godzilla, which it barely has anything to do with.
Still, it was more fun than the joyless 2014 reboot.

Come on with me

Deeper Underground

Why did it get 2 soundtrack singles? Only other movie that comes to mind is 'Batman Forever' with Seal and U2.

You're forgetting Heroes, that's 3

A few good visuals.
Bad writing.

the zilla is a great monster design

There are a lot of 90s movies with rap soundtracks that had singles which were bigger than the movies.

Because it was called "Godzilla".
If it went by any other name, people would remember it favorably.

scaly footjobs from Zilla

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Based Broderick awareness poster

The dinosaur changes sizes in every scene.

It's a shitty movie in most regards. It's boring as fuck the first half then the second half is just Michael Bay tier horseshit. Terrible dialogue. None of the characters are likeable you want everyone to die by the end of the movie especially the paddy whacker himself

The blonde chick in this movie was mega cute.

feet larger than your house

its just gay and boring

The characters made a cameo in the credits to Godzilla Singular Point. Japan likes this kino now

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Pretty sure the only reason why the car crash happened is because jennifer gray was giving him head while he was driving

It’s gay and boring and most of it is Hollywood jerking itself off with stupid extras of people who were only relevant in the 90s

The Heroes cover was great

japan never hated it

I loved it as a kid, I love it now. Fuck the haters.

Accurate. People who defend this movie are either brain damaged or trolling. I saw it when I was 10 and I knew it was shitty

It's gojira you moron!

I see Jean Reno too

I read the book like 5 times but never saw the movie.

I remember the cartoon because it looked exactly the same as the MIB cartoon. Most likely the same studio made it.

Men in black cartoon was pure soul. At least the first season and a half they changed the animation style partway Into the series for some dumb reason

some people don't like kino

Roland emmerich is a fucking hack that can't do dialog or believable characters to save his life. That being said, I do appreciate his commitment to just going for it and making dumb schlock filled with tropes because hey, it's super fun on a certain level. Throw this on with some friends, snacks and drinks and you'll probably have a good time.

Thanks for the insight, ChatGPT.

it's comfy 90's kino if you don't consider it a Godzilla movie

The military destroyed more shit that godzilla.

dick status?

that backstabbing whore was the worst part of the movie
the MC was such a cuck for taking her back

Godzilla is female, dummy.

in this fantasy she's the size of an iguana

Why is it so hated?

Godzilla is female

I figured it out.
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The Jew in all his glory.

I watched like 3 minutes of this on tv once. Bunch of helicopters were chasing godzilla through new york, then somehow they lose godzilla and get stealth attacked by him. It was absolutely hillarious.

do fish plan

doesn't work

try it again but with more helicopters

Curly blonde was cute though, and Jean Reno stole the show by simply chewing scenery

All the characters are retarded for starters.
The action scenes also lack any sense, like how the fuck is anybody losing sight of Godzilla in a chase through a city. It kills any tension in the scenes, which would be fine if its campy schlock like Nippon Godzilla, but this is grimdark western shit so it just feels pointless and unfun. It's not the worst thing ever to be fair but at best its painfully mediocre.

Because it was proto Marvel without the Joss Whedon snappy dialogue. It’s a Godzilla movie that does everything it can to distance itself from the fact that it’s a Godzilla movie because the filmmakers were evidently embarrassed to be making a Godzilla movie. Did the filmmakers try to give Godzilla a “cool” update for a normie American audience who associated the character with derpy Showa suits and dodgy dubs? No, that would have been too hard, they instead went full clownshoes, constantly winking and nodding to the camera to assure the audience that they’re in on the joke.

Say what you will about the Legendary movies, but they at least embrace that shit, and even try to make it their own.

The original is a tank who doesn’t need to be nimble, because he’s not about to run from the military like a pussy.

I did like his “what is this shit?” reaction to American coffee and croissants.

Have to immediately bring back Japanese Godzilla movies out of a need to do damage control.

First movie is about an ID4 style UFO making a shitty Godzilla clone while two others make jokes about how shitty and lame the fake American Godzilla was

Japan liked that Jean Reno was in it, enough that Toho wanted him back for Final Wars until realizing they didn't have the budget for him, but it's just as much a "Not so bad in retrospect now that he's not a face of the brand" thing as it is over here.

I actually didn’t even know that “Heroes” was a cover for the longest time, or that “Come With Me” had a Zeppelin sample until way later, I just listened to that soundtrack all the time because I was way into movie soundtracks. Space Jam, Spawn, The Lost World, Batman and Robin, the Matrix, I had them all.

What was with Japan’s obsession with Jean Reno? He was in Onimusha 3 just because he was popular in Japan at the time.

I dunno but it's got Vicki Lewis in it and that's a plus.

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Yeah Emmerich never wanted to do a Godzilla movie, he wanted to make a giant meteor movie but was told no because Armageddon and Deep Impact were already in production. Every interview he's shitting on the source material and Japanese filmmaking to such a degree that it feels like he just wanted to do the cinematic equivalent of a hate crime out of spite.

for starters godzilla is the size of that foot in the picture. fucking liars.

it's a they lure Zilla in with truckloads of chili and sea bass episode

I've got a can of chili and some frozen fish in the freezer. It's gonna happen soon.

Anon Babble hates everything and as soon as there is hype it will change its mind. Wait till the next godzilla movie releases.
It was the same for Prometheus. Everyone here hated it (besides me) but now they call it a classic

that's very based anon, I look forward to the result

because it's not good

Why does 2014 zilla have the sugar foot?

I never really thought Prometheus was worth hating, but then again, I only really watch those movies for aliens killing people and don't really care about Deep Lore and whatever.

I don't hate it. It's not a Godzilla movie. Simple as.

Matthew Broderick killed two Irish girls with his car.

it was an accident.

Biological plausibility autism among the creature designers made them decide that Godzilla needed pillar legs with stubby feet like an elephant or a brontosaurus to support all that weight.

source?

Any time someone says they hate Prometheus my follow up question is always asking for their opinion on independence day and 98 godzilla. Roland Emmerich films fucking suck and the only good thing about thing about godzilla 98 is that it revived the franchise because the japanese wanted to protect the reputation of godzilla

Are you actually clinically retarded?

I can only be so mad at it considering the animated series is one of the better pieces of side media

long boi is looooong

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Each one of these amazing reptiles are born pregnant.

How does he know that? What, does somebody go out and pull up the baby zilla's skirts?

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Realism fags getting uppity as always.

cut to japanese guy stuffing his face with noodles while watching somu wrestling

emmerich is the master of subtle kino

Anon Babble hates everything

Not true.

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How could anyone hate on something with such a sleek tail.

he still lives here like 6 months of the year, it's like an hour from where I live

cute awkward dates with human sized Zilla gf

ANIMALLLLL

GET BACK HERE YA RETARRRRD

It was a good movie.

Redesign so retarded

Fuck you.
NO ONE cares about classic Godzilla except for the japs and a bunch of extremely vocal weebs
The burger movie may have a lot of flaw but the dinosaur design of G. was a massive improvement and I'm tired of people pretending to believe the opposite just for being contrarians
Look at it. It's literally an obese squirrel with scales, I've seen stray cats more intimidating than the jap Godzilla.

NO ONE cares about classic Godzilla except for the japs and a bunch of extremely vocal weebs

This.
I fucking hate weebs and nips by proxy.

he is the only cool frenchman to ever exist, and he was Moroccan

NO ONE cares about classic Godzilla

As Minus One mogged.

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When Matthew Broederick was acting all weirded out by her making passes at him, I’m like “You fucking faggot, she’s way cuter than the main chick”.

It’s cool, it’s just not Godzilla. I would be fine if it showed up in the Monsterverse as some other species living in the Hollow Earth or something.

I’ve noticed that three of the four Legenday Godzilla movies involve Godzilla effortlessly smashing through a bridge. I’m convinced that’s a conscious “fuck you” to this scene.

Didn't they specifically mention it in one of the later godzilla movies as an ' inferior clone' that gets curbstomped by OG godzilla in 5 seconds flat ?

Minus One was practically a Spielberg movie.

Better quips than Marvel.

where did you find this guy? He's from France

Except this. How dare they disrespect Jean Reno.

Michael Bay explosions compared to what would actually happen if a car was quickly crushed by 1.1 million lbs creature

Reno was the only good thing in this movie

Toho was fine with it.

There was enough backlash in Japan to warrant the revocation of Gino's Godzilla status in two films.

You should bring down the hammer of justice on his head. You'd be the coolest guy on Anon Babble.

I got it, SP is from Singular point... the worst "Godzilla" serie I ever seen.

Godzilla: Final Wars

If it says Godzilla on it and it was made by dreidelwood just throw it straight into the trash.

Is this from that thing the guy who played M-11 did where he dressed up like Jet Jaguar or whatever?

Jean Reno pretending to talk like Elvis to pass for American

Matthew Broderick in it for any reason whatsoever

Redesign so retarded

all of those are kino factors though

turned godzilla into a tranny

I hated this so much as a kid, It was when I first came aware of my hatred for tranny and gay shit.

This movie makes you want to have sex with it.

Godzilla Fest short from last year. Sorry for the plebbit link but Toho are cocksucking fuckstains and removed it from their official youtube channel.

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It's from last year's anniversary short where they had Jet Jaguar and Godzilla team up to fight an evil version of the GMK Ghidorah.

Worried about realism when either’s foot would just explode in a shower of blood and gore as soon as the foot hit the ground due to the sheer weight.

Is this follow up question because you’re an insecure faggot? Prometheus is not only taking its nonsense seriously but it’s also a prequel to a serious movie. And it’s shit.

to be fair, they were irish.

I’ve been saying that since I saw it. It feels like if you had gone back in time, nabbed up Spielberg somewhere between Always and Schindler’s List, and told him to make a Godzilla movie, but with modern effects. It’s even got the patented “camera pans across a group of people looking at something incredible in awe/terror” shot.

no signature breath weapon

gets caught in a suspension bridge and killed by missiles

There are other problems with the movie but if they fixed these two issues it would have been much better.

Burgers have always loved classic Godzilla, no matter how much mockery suitmation gets. Propping up the Emmerich version at the expense of everything else is a Europoor trait.

runs away from humans for the entire movie

Not Godzilla.

It's a testament to the value of good characterization that the cartoon makes the design work while the '98 movie completely fumbles the bag.

Americans are the whole reason Godzilla continued past “Godzilla Raids Again” to start with. They’re the ones who prodded them into making what eventually became King Kong vs Godzilla, and I forget the finer details, but Nick Adams was in stuff like War of the Gargantuas and Invasion of Astro Monster was due to some partnership with an American production house.