I'm a stud, i'm balsy, i don't take shit from anyone

i'm a stud, i'm balsy, i don't take shit from anyone

i smoke my stogie wherever i want

i don't have to find a hideout place, like you!

how do you respond without sounding mad?

C'mon, don't bullshit me.

at least I don't have two fat sons

I don't put phallic objects in my mouth

Because you're insecure about what other people will think of you.

Why even hide that little stogie?

people with obstructive pulmonary diseases value having clean air in the city.
you deserve to be punched in the face if you smoke near me.
and the fact that i wont do it because you are bigger only makes you a bully.

Smokers have an oral addiction to putting phallic objects near their mouth and sucking on them. Doesn't get more gay than that.

Fuck your freedom. Get the fuck out of my house with your cancer stick.

Arnie bros our response?

Sees cylinder

Starts thinking about penises

Umm...

put a cylinder near his mouth

starts sucking on it

Umm...

Not only this but smoking/cigarette fetish is way more common amongst gay men.

anything cylindrical is a dick

no.. u-ur gay!

You can come out of the closet.

I'm gay, so you must be gay too!

Lol, no. Keep sucking on your gay cancer sticks though, fag.

i live in an illegal state and i still light up in public, no one gives a fuck

Do you start having sexual thoughts when you see someone drinking from a can of soda or eating a banana?

the only one talking about dicks

calls others gay

Now it's just sad, dude.

drinking

put cup to mouth and take sip

eating banana

put banana in your mouth and bite

smoking

put object in mouth and suck and keep it in your mouth for extended periods of time

One of these things is different from the others

I'll return

Hit him with a classic.

Now I get what fags are turned on by kids who are sucking on lollipops or candy. Anything in your mouth and sucking is dicks to you guys huh.

I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!

Neither does he.

We represent the lollipop guild

how do you respond without sounding mad?

OK vaxxie.

he was right

what about Junior?

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This was lighthearted fun.
Now they use it to fuel their deranged "men can bear children" lunacy

subhumans deserve to die if a bit of smoke harms them. We've been exposing ourselves to smoke for millions of years, if you can't handle it, cope.

" whatever you say Mr freeze. Maybe you should chill out"

I've never smoked or drank or tried any kind of drug

Oof, bad news for you if you've ever

used a straw

had a lollipop

had a popsicle

yep, the scene where arnies home alone and told to stop taking the drugs where he says "I am havings this baby!" and chugs the drugs, holy shit it was a twilight zone moment of hilarity.

Difference between using one of these things once or twice and having a compusion to such on something every 20 minutes.

can't drink from a bottle, eat a banana, use a toothpick because anon says i'm gay if i do so

Fuck your stogie.

Ok gramps

screw your freedom

Jesus, so you look at a baby with a pacifier or with a bottle and go

omg what a little faggot haha

Mate, just leave. You're fucked in the head.

His brother killed himself and his response was basically "lmao git gud". Arnie is something else man

I wish I had your money and you had a feather up your ass, then we'd both be tickled.

Say what you will about this midwit man but if there would be an image of pure willpower it would be him, up there with Goggins.
Both of them are fucked in the head and probably have inner screaming voices all the time but hey, who doesn't.

What did Goggins do

Implying I could be mad at Arnie

So that's why the door couldn't support Jack as well

What did Goggins do

Basically mind-raped himself Clockwork Orange style because he was suicidal, joined the marines, became a navy SEAL despite failing time and time again, retired, started running maratons just to run from his demons, until he even broke bones, got in a marathon with some efeminate jew who wrote about it, became a success for his discipline and endurance, even though he's just running from his trauma and demons so hard he made it his new personality.
Arnie did much of the same, considering how he grew up - abused and poor.

Also, bonus points here, Arnie is at best a midwit, and Goggins is legit dumb (he admits as much) - didn't stop either of them. So while intelligence gives you a big advantage, it's persistence that matters more.