Joe is today's loser so we have a surprise waiting for him in his hotel room

joe is today's loser so we have a surprise waiting for him in his hotel room

Reminder that one of them was 16 and the other one was underage drinking (and he knew about it).

rape is not a joke, and anyone who makes light of this situation at the expense of the victim is a true scumbag and pedophile enabler

Rape can be funny.

sounds pretty normal

Name one.

working on myself is an ongoing process

you're nearly 50 bro be better

It's not, it's degenerate. He's an uncontrolled sex addict with a proclivity toward young girls he can take advantage of.

Anytime a clown is involved.

I am afraid of clowns.

Reminder that one of them was 16

source? all i remember was the dumb 19 year old and some coworker of his.

Rape is NEVER funny. It's absolute scumbag behavior, unless you want to have sex with a girl who doesn't want to have sex with you. Then you have no other option

and then I had to say poopy in public

wow crazy haha

Joe has no idea but this girl is a year away from discovering intersectional feminism and will retroactively consider a decision she consented to as rape

*turns on mic*

Ok Joe ask her what her astrological sign is

Rape is always funny. Especially when women lie about rape. Even women laugh at these whores who get drunk and seduce some slightly famous guy then cry rape. Why are zoomers so conservative? Always trying to pick out little moral victories... Like little church ladies LOL

You're sick. You're covering up for the fact that she had a parking ticket earlier that day (and he knew about it)

He had sex with a drunk 16 year old

Can someone please tell me what happened? I saw he bit that chicks ass but she was being coy and not spilling the beans

The joke is if she gets creampied by a clown, you stooge.

16 year old

she was 19

You a Sagittarius, sweetheart?

*Sal falls over*

True my mistake. Below legal drinking age regardless.

They're basically the same thing, anyone under 30 might as well be a toddler for a man older than 35.

girl is out to brunch with her sister and mom

sees joe

sister is a huge jokers fan, they say hi and shit, he tells them he can get them tickets to his show

sister has plans so girl goes by herself

starts formulating in her mind how to fuck ol joe (she never says this but it's obvious; sibling rivalry is a thing and you just know she's thinking "lol wait until i tell my sis i fucked the guy from the show she loves")

gets drunk, after show comes up to his hotel room

they bang and he's aggressive and bites her ass

goes home, probably rubs her sister's face in it, probably ruins the entire show for her cause now every time she watches she'll know that her lil sis banged joe

meanwhile joe has "consent contracts" which this broad probably signed, other accuser says it "ruined the intimacy" but fuck that dumb bitch

despite the "consent contract" both girls yap about it years later

the 19 year old claims to have been real drunk and was taken advantage of

Basically: women are evil and they will get their comeuppance when AI robo gfs come to fruition.

She was 19 and shoplifted a pack of cookies that day you sick fuck! (he knew about the shoplifting)

Only in Muttland.

can vote

can die for israel

cant drink the liquid jew

What did America mean by this?

Thanks beet whatever the truth is I'm more satisfied with what you said

You seem to be hung up on the legality and not the intoxication

Cookies are absolutely intoxicating. But anyway, the post was about "underage drinking" not being intoxicated.

I raped my neice as a prank a few Thanksgivings ago. It was a real gut buster in more ways than one.

nigga he was probably loaded too she is an adult. when i get drunk i dont go fucking random men. if a drunk driver kills someone, he is held wholly responsible despite being black out drunk, meanwhile a girl is not held responsible for choosing who she has sex with.

LOL classic Thanksgiving prank. Why should the turkey being the only one getting stuffed?

He claims to be sober
Yes because taking advantage of an underage drinker is even worse than someone drinking legally.

He claims to be sober

no, he just said he was sorry working on himself blah blah blah
dude uses his fame to score sex, bit of an immoral act, absolutely. SEXUAL ASSAULT, NO! it takes two to tango and she clearly wanted to sleep with him.

Yes because taking advantage of an underage drinker is even worse than someone drinking legally.

Nah, it's the same. Why are you so conservative?

she clearly wanted to sleep with him.

While she was drunk and he wasn't. Apparently she had bruises too.

The age limit exists for a reason

he wasn't.

according to who? her? the girl who wanted to sleep with him and is now crying sexual assault because she feels ashamed for being a ho? and has a bruise from a little ass play during sex to which she consted to?

You have to be at least 18 to post here, kid. The age limit exists for a reason.

I've never watched this shit, it seems like a show for babies or retards, their constant agape smiles and silly billy attitudes make me nauseous

Your mom has bruises. When did you become a conservitard?

You people are sick.

According to him because he says that he doesn't drink. Unless you have any evidence that he was also drinking.

LOLOLOL you're a conservative LOLOLOL

Amen! #BelieveMen

To be fair she pulled the shorter end of the wishbone and the rules are the rules

According to him because he says that he doesn't drink.

he also says he is a faithful husband and doesnt whore around too but thats not true. all we have here are two adults who consented to fucking, both drinking or under the influence and the girl feels ashamed for fucking a troll and is now crying rape.

both drinking

Based on what?

even having them sign "I AGREE TO HAVE SEX" is not enough

jesus

One of the girls he met when she was 15

I don't give a FUCK what he did Joe will always be the funniest joker.

it was always sal

Did he fuck her then or did he wait like a gentleman?

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Do you not believe grooming is real?

omg that's so and so, my friend/sister/etc LOVES him

so i'm going to fuck him and rub her face in it

Why do women do this?

joe, you see that 19 year old over there? start flirting with her!

pulls out cord from mic

what we didn't tell him is that she's actually 15

Faggot

she was 19 you sick fuck!

Why would a woman sleep with a man like that? Is being slightly humorous enough to get any woman to sleep with you?

be kind

especially to supple 19 year olds

Funny+famous(ish)+money+past success with women

aLwAyZ bE kInD

Turns out to be a scumbag

Many such cases!

damn he couldn't do any better?

That's a win if your wife looks like that at 45. She bore his children. You don't slam skanks when she does that for you.

Yes but everyone uses that word incorrectly

Part of me wants to say he's a scumbag for going for a girl like 4 fucking decades younger than himself (I don't care if it was consensual it's still fucking weird), part of me wants to point out that the woman is blatantly a histrionic narcissistic bitch that set this up intentionally to get him in hot water for attention, and another part of me looks at a fucking 19 year old dressed like that, looking like that, tattooed up like that, talking trashy like that, someone who wasn't even born yet when I was in high school and feels really depressed.

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Bro look at him, the guy is hideous, fat and old

the woman is blatantly a histrionic narcissistic bitch that set this up intentionally to get him in hot water for attention

This shit has happened before

If you ever watched that fucking faggot in the first place you deserve to be locked in a cage and fed nothing but a bowl of shit for the rest of your life. I don't even care if he was genuinely guilty of anything, I was praying he would get the book thrown at him regardless.

Picture Tom Hanks raping an asian kid on the floor piano from the movie Big, and as he thrusts it still plays chopsticks.... thats funny!

19

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To be fair he never truly recovered

how the hell did that game grumps guy get cucked by this dopey looking faggot

Weird innit?

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Confirmed big dick

Can't help but visualize it, you got me dying

More like mushroom dick kek

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All I know is his histrionic ex wife said he did AFTER the whole drama thing.

I mean...I'm still gonna watch old IJ episode. If I stopped watching something just because someone did something shitty I would genuinely have nothing left to watch

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women have no clue about what constitutes an objectively big dick, big to them is if it feels better than their ex's, doesn't mean shit

He's kind of retarded for having no foresight that this wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass

As long as your dick is average you could get away with telling a woman it's 10 inches and she would most likely believe you

Lets agree to disagree

Total cope

what am i supposed to consoooom? what celebrity am i supposed to idolize?

unplugs mic

"what we didn't tell joe was that she's a tiktok addict. and she's going to post about having sex with him and start a campaign to try to ruin his career"

plugs mic back in

"alright joe now bite that girl's ass"

for going for a girl like 4 fucking decades younger than himself (I don't care if it was consensual it's still fucking weird)

Why? Scumbag for cheating on his wife sure, but are you supposed to just stop finding 20 year old women hot after a certain age?

Underaged children cannot sign contracts on their own.

19

You were an adult when she was a newborn baby, have experienced more and have a greater understanding of life than her and any relationship would be marred by the massive differences between you two, plus the fact that you are almost guaranteed to pass before she does.

Not tryin to marry her, idiot

Then you should be fucking off twice as fast, degenerate trash.

All seems completely arbitrary in the context of a meaningless hookup.

meaningless

Fuck off you sociopathic nigger

Sounds about right

You know what I mean asshole stop being obtuse

defends hookups

calls others asshole

Seethe more you gutter trash

Your bloodline will die with you

What are the chances she was just feeling regret?

You weren't making a point against hookups, you were making a point against older men with younger women. If your issue is with hookups altogether then this entire conversation is redundant.

I use hookups to reproduce

lmfao

All the hard work, all the blood, sweat and tears your ancestors gave to bring (You) to this point, and youre gonna throw it all away because youre afraid of being "wrong" lmao youre actually doing the world a service now that I think about it

100%

I ate poop

now I feel awful

I'm gonna do it again

???

These girls are so close, yet so far away. Feminism has been telling them to go through their hoe phase and have one night stands when all it does it leave them feeling worse than before.

I don't understand their thought process. Someone (manipulated, fake mass produced media with an agenda) tells them to do something obviously disgusting and harmful, and instead of telling said someone to fuck off, they do it and then wonder why they feel disgusting and harmed. It's the equivalent of the old saying about jumping off a bridge just because everyone else is doing it.

These girls are so close

I had an ex like this. There was a number of times she came so close to "getting it" but it seemed like she just couldn't make the last few logical leaps

Women will girlboss it up in their 20's then decided in their mid 30's it's time to settle down when it's way too late. They really don't consider the math. It takes a good two years to make sure a man is right for you. It takes a couple relationships to find that man. Then there's the fact they're getting pregnant for the first time at 39 after being on birth control for 25 years. When it fails they turn into shrill harpies who blame Andrew Tate.

ProJeria

Piercings McLookatme

my personality

its absolutely incredible how normalfags were given access to the infinite library that is the internet and 98% of what they upload is just pictures of their own faces

primal instincts dont care about your "accomplishments"

Jew

muh personality

muh accomplishments

Another example of women who have been led astray by feminism. Men don't care about that stuff and I guarantee her "accomplishments" are masters in a meme field and a $70k make work job.

16 years and 36 months you sick fuck

Because the girls who fuck men several decades older than them are fucking nuts, you retard.

have a greater understanding of life

This is a horseshit assumption, particularly since retardation exists among all ages.