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Where does the acting fit in that?

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8am: snack

9:30: cryochamber recovery

To be fair, if I had a 90 minute snack I'd need a nap too

WE STAY PRAY'D UP

I'm afraid his latest daily routine is even worse...

prayer time

Dropped.

Damn, what a man, I'm off to pay $19.99 plus tip for his essential prayer app.

30 min golf session

how does that even work

... said no one ever

wake up at 2:30am

go to bed at 7:30pm

Why doesn't he just move this whole schedule forward like 3-4 hours and then he'd basically be a normal human being?

6 meals a day. 2 workouts a day

Just pick your kids from school at 6pm bro

Acting?

Picking up his own kids is probably the least believable bit of the schedule

Wake up 12:30 pm

Order Pizza

Sit in front of computer until 5:00 am

Go to bed

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he made much better movies back before he was super religious

damn, you're still living my average covid-era routine

Wake up

goon time

breakfast

Goon

snack while gooning

goon in the shower

Goonlf

goon snack

goon in an ice tub

goond snack

goon in discord call

goonwich

more gooning

forget to pick up my niece at school because im gooning

snack

edge sesh

more shower gooning

more discord gooning

faint

I'm sure he could shuffle the multiple hours he's dedicated to snacks around a bit to accomodate that

sorry sweetie can't pick you up rn, daddy's gotta have his hour and a half long snack

golf for 30 minutes

snack for 90 minutes

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3 hours for snacking

Imagine

That kangaroo.

Lost hard.
Holy fuck.

He spends six and a half hours eating every day?

thats what our lord and savior Jesus Christ wants from marky mark

07:30 PM bedtime

Does he never fuck his wife?

this really activated my almonds

11 am "family time" while his kids are at the school can only mean he's fucking her

Fucking zaded

30min of golf

That's called hitting some balls on the driving range, not "golfing".

Once you putt it past the whale's mouth as it slowly opens and closes the game's over.

I can't sleep for 7 or more hours anymore. My sleep is disjointed and I wake up numerous times throughout and then after about 5-6 hours or so I'm wide awake and can't go back to sleep and then a handful of hours later I feel exhausted.
I really need to fix my sleeping habits.

He has a golf course with a few holes in his backyard.

You can't even properly practice on the range for 30 minutes

2:30 wake
2: 45 masturbate
3:15 breakfast
3-5 masturbate
5 water
6 masturbate
730 masturbate
8 water
9 masturbate
10 water
11 masturbate
1 lunch
2 masturbate
3 masturbate
330 water
4 masturbate
5 shower
5 masturbate
7 bedtime (masturbate)

Sometimes I forget that time is even divided into hours.

he would say that

porn

pray

porn

pray

porn

pray

That's gotta be some kind of technique to achieve enlightenment

fucking lmao

Superior in every way

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