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Where does the acting fit in that?
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8am: snack
9:30: cryochamber recovery
To be fair, if I had a 90 minute snack I'd need a nap too
WE STAY PRAY'D UP
I'm afraid his latest daily routine is even worse...
prayer time
Dropped.
Damn, what a man, I'm off to pay $19.99 plus tip for his essential prayer app.
30 min golf session
how does that even work
... said no one ever
wake up at 2:30am
go to bed at 7:30pm
Why doesn't he just move this whole schedule forward like 3-4 hours and then he'd basically be a normal human being?
6 meals a day. 2 workouts a day
Just pick your kids from school at 6pm bro
Acting?
Picking up his own kids is probably the least believable bit of the schedule
Wake up 12:30 pm
Order Pizza
Sit in front of computer until 5:00 am
Go to bed
he made much better movies back before he was super religious
damn, you're still living my average covid-era routine
Wake up
goon time
breakfast
Goon
snack while gooning
goon in the shower
Goonlf
goon snack
goon in an ice tub
goond snack
goon in discord call
goonwich
more gooning
forget to pick up my niece at school because im gooning
snack
edge sesh
more shower gooning
more discord gooning
faint
I'm sure he could shuffle the multiple hours he's dedicated to snacks around a bit to accomodate that
sorry sweetie can't pick you up rn, daddy's gotta have his hour and a half long snack
golf for 30 minutes
snack for 90 minutes
3 hours for snacking
Imagine
That kangaroo.
Lost hard.
Holy fuck.
He spends six and a half hours eating every day?
thats what our lord and savior Jesus Christ wants from marky mark
07:30 PM bedtime
Does he never fuck his wife?
this really activated my almonds
11 am "family time" while his kids are at the school can only mean he's fucking her
Fucking zaded
30min of golf
That's called hitting some balls on the driving range, not "golfing".
Once you putt it past the whale's mouth as it slowly opens and closes the game's over.
I can't sleep for 7 or more hours anymore. My sleep is disjointed and I wake up numerous times throughout and then after about 5-6 hours or so I'm wide awake and can't go back to sleep and then a handful of hours later I feel exhausted.
I really need to fix my sleeping habits.
He has a golf course with a few holes in his backyard.
You can't even properly practice on the range for 30 minutes
2:30 wake
2: 45 masturbate
3:15 breakfast
3-5 masturbate
5 water
6 masturbate
730 masturbate
8 water
9 masturbate
10 water
11 masturbate
1 lunch
2 masturbate
3 masturbate
330 water
4 masturbate
5 shower
5 masturbate
7 bedtime (masturbate)
Sometimes I forget that time is even divided into hours.
he would say that
porn
pray
porn
pray
porn
pray
That's gotta be some kind of technique to achieve enlightenment
the best part about being a dad is
family time
is only a total of 1.5 hours per day
fucking lmao
Superior in every way