“Well, here’s what happened,” explained co-host Roger Bagley. “The game was already done

“Well, here’s what happened,” explained co-host Roger Bagley. “The game was already done.

"Tony called up Activision and was like ‘hey, we’re putting Bam in the thing’, and they were like ‘hey, we can’t’."

“He goes ‘no, you’re gonna do it’, and basically made them fly Bam back out there to get body-scanned and everything else, and get him back in the game.”

Bambros, we're so back

How is Tony such a humble and good guy?

Tony is your basic bro who made it big. Bros always take care of their friends.

Bam is such a shit person. Fucking earth rocker

Bam's ressurrection story has been more kino than the last fucking Jackass movie. No disrespect to The Birdman, but you know its bad when a skateboarder is more of a friend to you than Knoxville and Tremaine.

Tony Hawk Called the Shot

Jackflopsissas… did we just lose?

He got rich twice, the first time as a kid and he blew it all, he knows what it's like.

He holds the keys to the skate park

No disrespect to The Birdman, but you know its bad when a skateboarder is more of a friend to you than Knoxville and Tremaine.

what?
this makes no sense.
Tony Hawk is+was globally more revered then jackass

I FEEL LIKE IM BAM
I FEEL LIKE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
I FEEL LIKE IM BAM

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, KNOXVILLE
PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUC

Tony literally doesn't fucking age, it's unreal

Rescanned? They're putting old Bam in instead of young Bam?

that song is hot garbage but it's kinda catchy unfortunately

How does Bam live when burning all the bridges down could happen at any time off too much liquor and blow

He's always looked like a Lurch or a coroner, who stumbled into sports. I've never seen an athlete who looked more like a walking corpse. He's cool, but let's not act like he's ever looked like a spring chicken.

no squid, no buy

it's like he's been age 40 for his entire life kek

That’s right, give Bam another chance that he’ll inevitably piss away.

NOOOOO, YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE ME STOP BEING A BELLIGERENT DRUNK WHILE WE’RE MAKING JACKASS 4!!!

he skates

bammagic. whatchu know about laskian striggoi

It's because he already was 30+ when he appeared on the public radar. Most people have never seen young tony hawk.

Movie when? Do we have to wait for him to die?

Cmon Bam stop sunkin my dick I gotta get to work in the morning

EARTH STATUS: ROCKED, COCKED, AND SHOCKED

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The cocksucker wants to sell more games and make fat $$$. Some loser whose job description is to monitor the online response to the upcoming demakes informed their bosses that no Bam was a dealbreaker. Word made it's way to Tony Hawk's agent, which arranged for Tony to contact the game devs to insist upon a change being made. Tony looks like the hero. Retards rush to purchase new demake like the best goyim. You fucking niggers are dragging down the entertainment industry you realize that right?

Not every one and everything is as soulless and cynical as your manager at walmart, fatto

This is not true lol he was a rich and famous teenager

You're absolutely correct, but anyone with 3/10 perception has vision enough to understand the Tony Hawk franchise is among the Jewiest there is. They have a long history of churning out dogshit.
Not Anon Babble btw

Why not? They did it for Steve-o for the entirety of the show and first movie?

fly Bam back out there to get body-scanned

they didnt need to do all that i'm sure they still have the model for Phil they can repurpose that

the guy from the Tony Hawk games?

weirdo

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Didn’t he cuck his best friend and steal his wife?

isnt this dude back in prison for fucking up his rehab agreement for the suspended sentence now?

Joyless weirdo who always has to be "right," whether or not they are actually correct is a different story.