American Psycho Inspired a Generation

Gross, he puts his used toothbrush in a drawer where it will drip the toothpaste and bacteria and feaster. You should separate it into a place that is easy to wipe down.

he jumps in the pool at 7:36 and hits the water at 7:40

oh yeah cos niggas can't shut up watching movies

Nonsense

something really funny about this and similar videos is the part where they take their time to tie shoelaces, like it actually takes effort. like he's proud he managed to do it

Getting ready for massa's BWC

implying he doesn't have a personal assistant to throw the used toothbrush away every day and put a fresh one in the drawer

Anon Babble just straight up copying content from Twitter (formerly Chuck's)

There are few things gayer than a man having an elaborate morning routine. Shitfluencers are fake so this could be only for the Instagram but they're also retarded so maybe it's real.

that's when i went to sleep last night after a 1.5 tranny goon sesh

Imagine taking life advice from a nigger

incredible that alpha male influencers are just doing what gay men have been doing for years

how many more years until literally noone works anymore and everyone is just living on social media? feels really close

Bruh I ain't gay tf it's MANWIPES, it be for manly men like myself tf you go around calling me gay for

bottom
another bottom

Two more weeks

I think I could manage to go to the gym, shower and eat a meal in less than 5 hours.

No reason to get up at 3.50 AM

tfw you didn't succeed because you didn't put your face in Saratoga water with ice cube enough during the day

Maybe he snores.

Yeah this is going in my:

TikToks that made me pregnant compilation

All that matters is you watched it and propagated it.

anon thinks he knows better than the massively ripped body builder

he obviously knows what he's doing.

Saratoga

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Why does he keep dunking his face in water? He is jacked as fuck though wtf

this nigga zesty

Why does he keep dunking his face in water?

His brain keeps overheating from all the writing he's doing

To prevent mouthbreathing. I had nightbraces like that. My dentist said mouthbreathing makes your two front teet grow crooked. I had two overlapping fronth teeth. The mouthpiece I wore at night was to stop them from growing crooked again. At least that's what I was told 25 years ago.

wiping the banana on his face

Made me lol

I think it's just a parody video bro

For fucks sake not this shill here too
Nigger, sir. You are a NIGGER and will never stop being a NIGGER. If you want to promote yourself so much to stroke your nigger ego, stick to xitter

He asked what the purpose of it could be.

Bro basically did nothing all morning but fancy

Why not just wear a mouth guard during night?

your dentist lied to you

Look, I didn't make the fucking video.

Really, whats with TikTok and Insta that allows people like this to get famous without any signs of skepticism or ridicule?
He's apparently popular with zoomers and normies, but was never properly roasted until twitter found the videos

Zoomers are literal cattle, especially late zoomers.
t. zoomer

do these dumbfucks think waking up earlier gives them more hours in the day than anyone else

Maybe he just hated mouthbreathers.

I think TikTok and especially Instagram attract young people that are vying for a certain lifestyle so they're more likely to fall for this influencer crap. Other social media probably have an older demographic and are more cynical.

lifestyle appeals to heterosexual males

"uh and uh, it's kind of a bit um, well, it's a BIT GAY"

wow, you sure showed them.

The idea is that you have more energy in the morning so you wake up early before you have to go to work to do stuff like working out and studying. Trying to do shit after work once you've exhausted yourself can be harder.

why does he skip the steroid routine which is responsible for 87% of his looks

Being a manlet probably helps him more.

I think it's just the sheer volume of content.

Something Awful and co. used to FIND these people. Like genuinely, it was a 'guy at my college' type stuff. Chris-chan would be nothing today. In fact, people actively try for that kind of negative/cringe/whatever attention, and fail.

It's a shame because I would like to passively observe strange people, in a Louis Theroux kind of way. Imagine explaining Ulililia to a zoomer. "...and?"

How can americans go through the day without buckbreaking nigs on a hourly basis is truly beyond ne.

the nog apparently runs a workout program scam and he asks ridiculous prices for the program
That's should be enough for him to get ripped apart, but again, zoomers in certain platforms seem to have no critical thinking

a random blue checkmark twitter account with 7 thousand followers posts this and gets 300million + views

Yeah, sure, totally organic

we don't want to interact with nigs

if we are in an area where nigs are, we are not having a good day

jelly much

whites are obsessed with blacks you treat them pets. every white group would kill for a token nigger. even in online groups they love how "hood" they sound, a nigger says AYO and white boys laugh their ass off

You have no womb

I have an ass :D

it's not for cum

Bags under his eyes

How's that half the amount of sleep working out for him?

within 1 second i could tell he was homosexual

his bf likes him to bling

you can't tell from the thumbnail?

xhe has thumbnails and doesnt auto expand every attachment

Why do people do this?
Not a single morning routine video is ever believed to be real. This is what everyone's morning routine is

Wake up

Browse social media

Maybe Jerk off if you have a lot of time

Shower

Get dressed

Eat

Done

8:00am snack

9:30am cryo chamber recovery

just how crazy is this fucking snack

I run everything default

social media

shower

get dressed

lol normie shit

five hour morning routine

noone is activating his almonds

Come on people

wake up around 7 with stomach cramps

shit out awful diarrhea, go back to bed

wake up 3 hours later

cup of coffee, normal shit

shower

alarm goes off at 8:00

log on my computer

get out of the bed at 9:00

have breakfast

start "working" at 10:00

lmaoing at niggers

I don't even shower until after I eat. I pull up to the cafe with fucked up hair and my post fap cum smell while I tell the cute barista my order

My gaydar is working very quickly here

tell that to his dad

that's what your mom said

Fitness influencers sell a fantasy. They got big on roids and you can do it natty following their “program” that’s just some basic beginner stuff with whatever memes thrown in to make it seem unique.
It’s much the same as OF whores selling the idea that they’re available and that there’s a “personal connection” for their biggest paypigs.

Or twitchtards selling the virtual friendship simulator.

Ask not why they sell, ask why people are buying. That’s where the real problem lies. No paypig, no retarded exploitation industry.

Oh, he doesn't, that is the part where he sleeps barely 6 hours with those gains.
People who fall for this are unironic third worlders.

one hour and a half shower

What's going on here

chaserdye28

Chaser, aye?

this nigga zesty

yeah

'athletic' people are physically unattractive. if it's at a point a typical person would consider you to have an 'athletic' physique or even 'muscular', it's genuinely repulsive. like the equivalent of an overweight (but not obese) person, if we all dropped being polite.

yeah it's effort, but so is eating heavily. have you tried getting a belly when you're slim? actually TRIED. these people are some kind of addicts, or at least borderline. and the one 'benefit' is just people being nice, like how we're nice to transgender people who 'pass' (not pass, 'pass').

9:09 am

This video is funny

did nobody tell this dude that having that amount of muscle on his body makes him look like an unwieldy meat golem instead of athletic? that part where he dives into the pool makes him look like a whale

dont do roids kids

Where can I find roid bottoms like him?

That turned gay really quick

Shoo.

Don't do tattoos, you'll look like fatherless subhuman.

looks at book

doesn't read it

puts book away

writes in a different book

brings back the first book

still doesn't read it

immediately stands up and walks away

what is this book? what is he doing with it?

To make t aesthetic for the video

Why do people do this?

They sell the meritocracy meme which only extremely low IQ brown people buy into

you're a loser because you don't work hard enough

just pay me 10,000 for my useless "program" and you, rajnesh, will be as rich as any of the nepobabies you see on instagram!

Why has everyone been spamming this shit?

Don't know what he's doing but recently some guy I know told me to spend five minutes after I wake up writing in a journal and then never looking at that day's entry again. It's been a game changer, it's like taking an emotional shit and my anxiety levels have dropped dramatically. Give it a shot

My dentist said mouthbreathing makes your two front teet grow crooked.

This is true, it happened to an ugly retard I knew.

nigga can't read

write about what?

ultra rich lfiestyle

manual toothbrush

business scene is him saying 'ayo we needa get like 10k'

imagine thinking this guy actually has money

Bro wokes at 4am to watch instagram reels

Attention-seeking cringelord larper lmao

What you want to accomplish that day, what you feel anxious about, absolutely anything that you feel is worth getting out of your system or trying to make happen. You're not going to show it the anyone else, and you're not going to read it back. I don't even bother trying to make my entries legible, I'm never going to look at them again. I've tried meditation too and find this a lot more helpful

One thing I really, REALLY, don't get is the obsession with getting up early. Like it doesn't give you any extra hours. You'll still be awake roughly 16 hours. These retards act like they are forging extra hours out of the day, the the reality probably is that they are tired as fuck in the late afternoon.

he was 32 here

i still have time...

this is why you listen to audiobooks instead of books

you have to start now

"Mindfulness" and the idea you have to be present, engaged and deliberate with menial activities for every moment of your day is poison. I swear it's purely for the mentally retarded and terminally boring who have nothing better in their internal world to occupy themselves with.

I guess to show they have the discipline to wake up that early. I just dont understand how they dont take naps, we need a nap culture revolution.

It's him!

Life is so brief and time is a thief
When you're undecided

yeah pretty much

i was up for work at 5:30 for my last job and all it meant was that I went to bed at 9:30-10

sounds impressive to people I guess though

You have time until you reach 40, if by then you arent in shape you will have a much, MUCH harder time than you do now

I never had a chance to begin with

we need a nap culture revolution.

Based

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

thats literally everywhere in muttland

Except in American Psycho he did all that. The people pretending to do this on instagram don't really do it. Pretty much every roided up fake natty influencer is just putting up a facade. They don't wake up early or do any of the stupid shit they do. They don't even use their own supplements because their """prop blend""" is actually just a fucking weak mixture that does nothing.

It's just a show and stupid people fall for it. If you have to look at anyone and think if they are natural, they aren't. Even Jeff Nippard is juiced. It's all fake, it's all faked to get money. Nobody in the game does it for free or out of joy. They want you to buy whatever it is they are selling and whatever sponsoring them.

it's not hard to wake up early when you go to bet at 8pm

I think it's just a piss take of American Psycho, no? It's clearly ment to be funny.

He wipes a banana on his face, and dunks his head in water like 11 times, it's clearly fake.

Look at all this lanklet cope, or at least I hope you're a lanklet, if you're saying this while short you're truly NGMI

I wake up every day between 5-6am and dont go to bed until 10pm-12am, its not a flex, I just wake up, and if I can squeeze in an hour or two for a nap I will.

I use mouthwash to clean my toothbrush

But then you'd be exhausted at work ...no?

Fuck it and I work out on my days off anyway

that's not true, athletic people look good, he doesn't have an "athletic" physique

he has a muscle mass monster physique because he uses steroids

I don't think this is a joke, but anyway great example of Poe's law

Go work out

Put on jewelry

???

that dive

kek

I wish I was rich

this, its unreal what people will buy/do just to get through the day. I know this fucking type-a dude who always has a motor in his ass and he works hard but hes a complete npc retard who listens to those "YOU ARE A LLION MOTIVITONAL VIDEO HANS ZIMMER MUSIC" shit

no, it's an ad for the shit he peddles

this nigga upgraded to a metal bone through his nose

blud was in the air for 4 minutes

What the fuck are you talking about? American Psycho is just a mixture of gay and female culture, which is why the characters are so weird and passive-aggressive.

Imagine this man showing up in some small countryside village in some undeveloped Eastern European country like Romania or Poland. The girls there have probably never even seen a single foreigner in person before, let alone a Black one. Instantly their eyes are drawn to his carefully chiseled and muscled body, a work that excels in form and function. His dark, exotic skin, his tall and imposing aura, it’s like nothing these blonde beautiful snowbunnies have ever seen before. Spontaneously, their bodies start ovulating in his mere presence. Their low T fat balding cuck “men” never stood a chance. He leaves after just a few weeks, but every girl of suitable age has already been bred and conquered by the superior male, their wombs carrying BLACK AFRICAN seed. Their loser slavshit boyfriends will need to work harder for their EU overlords, tax money for the New Europeans won’t pay for itself…

I am so glad Trump defunded commonwealth.

It's called steroids, you faggot. It has nothing to do with his gay, meaningless posturing in that video.

you seriously need to stop watching porn

Romania

He'll blend in well with the gypsies.

athletic people look good

you're right, my bad. this is what we all think about you. don't worry about it.

No he has a point, I can’t speak for the rest of Eastern Europe but Polish people love racemixing. There were like eight mixed race couples that I knew of total growing up, and five of those involved Poles (three Polish guys with Asians, two Polish girls with Blacks). I don’t know why but they just can’t stop mixing it up.