Hehe yesss all religions are STUPID

hehe yesss all religions are STUPID

all religions are DERIVED

especially that one about a savior, that's a fantasy that's been done 100x already

Just one aside though, Judaism is the original that was copied by the others. And the only reason there are so few Jews was because of the Holocaust(TM) and other Oppressions(TM) not because they are aggressively insular clannish and ethnonationalistic while everyone else is evangelistic, dare I say were I to ever grant one respect and credibility it would be this one right here!

but Mormonism... literally McDonald's hehe

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One of those movies where no aspect of it is believable.
Also, Judaism derived from cults of Vulcan and Saturn, or whatever their original names were.

if you were sure your religion is true and your god is real you wouldn't melt so hard at people calling it fake. Deep down (not that deep even) you're an atheist yourself

Kek is that really what happens

I'm agnostic, I just always get a huge laugh out it, arguably the most culty and evil major religion right now escapes all the scrutiny because they literally make the movies

yes the bad guy compares Judaism to the Landman's Game and Christianity to Monopoly (it's copy that got super popular), and then later in that discussion one of the mormon missionary girls goes out of her way to let him know Jews are only 0.2% of the world population due to the holocaust and persecutions kek

I don't give a fuck about OPs faith or lack thereof, the movie was fucking stupid and felt like a reddit atheism post turned into a script. I feel sorry for people who paid to see this.

I just always get a huge laugh out it

yeah, it sounds like that in OP kek

I was still entertained just plenty of reddit moments. I feel like they made this after Barbarian as the concept of catacombs full of slave women was left dissatisfactorily untouched by it.

what is zoroasterism

I thought Yahweh came from older Canaanite religions

totally not triggered

I'm not even religious but the singular hate directed towards Christianity in western media is exhausting. You want to call out religious hypocrites? Well there's a whole menu to pick from. There's decent people of every faith even Jews, I assume, and frauds alike. The common thread that ties them together is human nature. Can we stop pretending like this is unique to Christians?

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the guy saying these is the villain who loses in the end

Christianity is the religion people in the west are most familiar with. Although there is a mini-series that shits on Judaism called Unorthodox, although of course it's from "muh women rights" perspective.

Overall the movie is slightly anti-religion, slightly pro-religion. It wasn't as mean to Mormons as they usually are and you can tell they're self aware of the meta that is now aware of overly anti Mormon/anti Christian media. It tried to treat all religions fairly similarly from the antagonist's POV, but there was still "that moment" where Jews got special sweetheart treatment as fan service for the producers.

Mormoism is objectively retarded though

I found these tablets in my backyard and they said I get to have multiple wives

also jesus visited america and you get your own planet when you die

give it 2k years

If you guys ever see a planet with rings made out of Four of Clubs cards you know it's a chill place to party. Youll be able to say the n-word and everything there.

Trailer promised a labyrinth.
Film delivered a basement

bro God literally told me everything

also those guys visited every shithole from Ireland to India and you get to become one with god when you die

Religions are like wine, time gives a cult credence. Their root texts are all pretty nonsensical and their founding members an array of quacks, scam artists, power hungry tyrants. This reveals that the power of a religion is in the collective spirituality, principle, and culture of the group, which develops independently of the original catalyst.

Mormonism is funny because its founding was so incredibly silly but in the modern day has produced arguably the best group of humans on planet Earth. Insanely high trust, productive, orderly, clean culture that is so gravitationally strong that it sucks people into the barren wasteland that is Utah just to live around them.

Christianity even, Jesus is the central figure and catalyst, but he actually contributed very little to the faith. The text was written by his disciples (based off of their own various opinions and perspectives), and the Old Testament by Hebrew elders centuries before that. Jesus pretty much just floats around and middle manages the founding project and then dies. Joseph Smith just wanted money and pussy and inadvertently created America's most principled and moral religious society to date.

If you think that's crazy, you should read the Talmud

Religion is what holds a society together and without it society descends into decadence and nihilism

Not enough people understand that, while Christians/Jews have a commont ancestor in Hebrews, there was actually a schism and divergence and that modern Talmudic Judaism is its own discrete branch, not the "founder" of Christianity or Islam. Christianity was founded by a Hebrew and initially populated by Hebrews, they have just as much claim to the original faith as modern Jews.

Not true.
Japan is a de facto atheist country and its one of the most prosperous countries on the planet. Yes, they have their issues with suicide and overwork but it's safe and the people there care for each other.

Whenever someone says "religion keeps people in check", I always ask them: Would you rather live in majority Christian Nigeria or majority atheist Japan?

one of the most prosperous countries on the planet

They are still dying out and they consider opening up their borders

South Korea is also majority atheist and has the lowest bith rates in the world

Would you rather live in majority Christian Nigeria or majority atheist Japan?

If tou just want to live the latter, if you want to get married and raise a famly the former

Bro Japanese people are literally going extinct. If you care about continuity you stay the hell away from the Japan/Korea model

Great movie, but could've done with a better resolution

aside from the other replies about birth rates (the only ones breeding globally atm are brown people), japan isn't entirely "atheist" and their regular day to day life is permeated with all sorts of non-secular wacky superstitions and rituals. they play a bit more than just lip service to their hodge podge of random shinto/buddhist fusion crap, they're constantly praying for good luck to pass exams and get promotions and all that shit.

they're just not going to church every sunday, that's all

(the only ones breeding globally atm are brown people)

Their birth rates are also going down because of increased urbanization. Also Haredi Jews are breeding at an insanely high rate due to not having to work at all and are even exempt for serving in the military.
Guess what, brown people are also heavily dependent on material support from white people. Remove those and their birth rates would plummet.

US blacks have the same TFR as US whites.

you seethe because you know he's right. be brave and grow up.

Not as retarded as normal Christianity

God came to earth as a poor Jew

Attracted followers by performing miracles in front of them

Not in front of everyone else though. Everyone else has to have blind faith or they are evil. Only his ingroup gets to see the miracles

Gets crucified and dies crying, saying that God has forsaken him

Somehow, that is proof he really was divine

just like in czech republic or denmark?

BUT WHAT ABOUT DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

All religions are retarded

czech republic

Oh yes the country famous for alcoholism and porn

everyone copied the superpower of the area, Assyria, which was a state a thousand years before Solomon. Canaan was a buffer state between Assyria and Ancient Egypt.

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This isn't true. Humans have an innate morality. Religion is no more than a side-effect of that.

Humans have an innate morality

People think that murdering unborn children is morally right now

they are literally, In the nihilism phase RIGHT NOW.

Barely anyone is breeding, just a select few groups, majority of people are below replacement rate

eating, shitting, fucking and killing are the only things humans do inately the rest is taught

At this rate Amish will take over America

not because they are aggressively insular clannish and ethnonationalistic while everyone else is evangelistic

They say this practically verbatim in the movie

Has it crossed your mind that you don't understand context, history, and the biblical text very well, or do you not consider this possibility

Seth Rogan snarling "goy" and bragging that he loves eating Chinese food on Christmas did it for me

I don't believe jews. Speech or thousand year old writing it doesn't matter.

Shinto may not have a god but it is most certainly a religion

Education is a literal evil guy

Shouldn't Cons love this film?

What's a good translation anon? I don't want one that's been sanitized for my goyim eyes.

I really liked the first half but it shit the bed when it turned into a by-the-numbers horror.

First twenty minutes had promise.
The candle reveal was the beginning of the steep decline.

If Christianity never spread through Europe we’d have flying cars by now.

Ok stewie

commies attack christianity because that's the dominant religion in the west and they want to destroy the west.

We'd probably be raping livestock and putting our women in beekeeper suits.

Because it turned out so well for the middle east didn't it?
Go shove a banana up your ass again.