So this is your room, huh?
Anything cool in here?
So this is your room, huh?
Shut up, bitch.
yeah... y-you.
Get off my pool table or my mom’s gonna freak
*unzips dick*
Unironically I would say this
Yeah, check out this rag I've got. Does it smell funny to you?
Do you think Anya would be impressed with how many babecocks I've made of her? I don't want to suck big thick cocks but if she wanted me to I probably would do it for her.
I collect knives. Not fancy ones. Just if i find any down the woods or in drains or stuff. Wanna see?
sure, check out my warhammer figurines
Wtf are “babecocks”? No, I will NOT google this.
Its a fun hobby anyone can do. First you take a favorite picture of your waifu, then you find a picture of a nice girthy cock, and you place them side by side. Anya is quite popular having even been called the "queen of babecocks".
My bed...?
Anya is too innocent for that shit
You'd be surprised. She seems to prefer, shall we say, Argentinian cocks too if you take my meaning. I don't know why she wants me to suck them for her but she seems to like it.
Ironically I would say this
that doesn't make you gay, right?
Shut up, slut.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re miniatures
Right. I don't want to do these things. She makes me.
Oh shit you weren't supposed to wake up yet
That's a pretty nice pool table for my room. Now lie down on it.
You'd be surprised. She seems to prefer, shall we say, Argentini-ACK!
Kys sudaca
It would be a supreme honor to worship monster cock under the supervision of such a Goddess.
Do you want to see my guns or warhammer minis?
I like Anya
Why is she sitting on a pool table
I sleep on the couch most nights
Check out this grey ball-hair
I've got this rag that smells like chloroform why don't you give it a whiff
Hop in my bicycle little buddy, we'll get you home.
First you take a favorite picture of your waifu, then you find a picture of a nice girthy cock, and you place them side by side.
What is this supposed to achieve?
Its less gay to jerk off to cocks that way. Although a lot of times I include captions where the girls are calling me a faggot so its kind of a catch 22.
Gay mental gymnastics are fascinating
Kinda like juggalos
Yeah, check this out
she reminds me of my ex gf so much its crazy
shes dead now, so its an abstract kind of feel.
you're gonna love my sculptures collection
ever heard of funko pop dolls?
my collection is like that but way more cool
babecocks
E G G
what happened?
tfw Anya lays her eggs in you
She's mid, the only reason you like her is because she looks weird and it tricks your monkey brain into thinking you have a chance with her
You are definitely a ragingly envious and bitter fat woman. Even if just on the inside.
I bet Anya would be more into bumper pool
I actually like her because of how BUILT she is
You're mentally ill and also a hidden homosexual.
adhd gooner stuff
you're not missing out
Anya having a catfight with your mom
just imagine bros
HNNGGGG
She really looks like a cross between a fish and a lightbulb
No, that is why I like brown girls tho.
¡ARGENTINA PUTA!
he found her talking to another boy
Dark
Thriller
Criminal
Based.
Are we excited for her new show?
A reformed criminal is forced to confront her past and return to illicit activities for one final job, hoping to secure her freedom and leave her former life behind for good.