He pulls out his external hard drive

he pulls out his external hard drive

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I've got like 10 of these

What's the problem??

he says "I have put an electrical device on your panties if you don't watch the movie I'll fry your pussy"

all yiffy rips

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How else are you supposed to put on a new movie in theatres at home when her fat ass goverment med eating whore self won't get up and go to the theatre..

she dumps out her entire purse on the coffee table and you get "that smell"

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he shows you his dvd collection

bbbbased!

when he doesnt rape you on the first date

If she's already in my house and gives me this look, she's getting fucking raped. WHORE

what smell, anon?

Why is the Statue of Liberty eating popcorn and crying?

he opens the steam link app and uses it to mirror his pc to the tv

You try to rape Cancer Grande and she'll crumble into dust

Gentle rape.

This bitch was so fucking hot but she's turned herself into a shitty porcelain doll
youtube.com/watch?v=n2qodpGAOPY

shes gaunt and creepy now
used to be a turbo fuckdummy

too much texas pete on the popcorn

"stream"*
*latest fad

pulls out

All my external HDDs are already out like my dick

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you must be over 18 to be on this forum, little man.

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I'm 30. It's just that I'm an incel.

where the fuck are we supposed to keep our precious kinos? a cloud?

puts on 3 hours of 30s Paige Niemann clips

takes off pants

"hey babe, want to join in on the goon sess?"

pull out the speculum.

I am also a sensual rapist. Dumb bitches will follow a trail of rose petals lit with lavender candles at my local park with no idea what tender, heartfelt loving awaits them at the end

ok you know how women will wrap a used tampon up in tp and purse it to throw out later?

No

Public trackers are dead. It is over.
I used to think hoarding and private ones weren't necessary, that I could always find stuff again when I wanted it. How wrong I was.

well, they do. so imagine the smell of burnt pennies, mint and old moisturizer

Try typing "name of rare film" + "ok.ru" without quotes. It's been a goldmine for me

My newest hard drive is almost full and I can't justify buying another one anytime soon due to being poor and having three overdue bills. I just can't bring myself to delete though.

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I recently had to delete a bunch of old porn to make space on one of my drives. I have too many TBs of porn.

USB stick loaded with 720p yiffy rips

I want to go back.

What the fuck is wrong with her face

not buying 2nd hand HDDs for close to nothing

from where?
how do you know they're reliable before you buy?

he pulls out his external hard drive

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I told the girl at work I had a spare hard drive for a copy of The White Lotus and she gave me this expression. I gave it to her on this slow USB stick and she said it didn't work when she plugged into the T.V duh!

i have a laptop dock connected to my tv

HDMI cablebros ... WE WON

My name was on the street??

ok so chicks have gone waaaay overboard with the eyebrow thing in the last decade or so, but anorexia grande takes the cake by having them permanently up like that. like that is the most fucking retarded thing i've seen a woman do to their eyebrows and that is a massive mountain of poor decisions to climb to the top of

How do I know someone isn't just hawking old, busted shit full of bad sectors?

that the face she makes when i degauss my monitor

They're HDDs, retard. You can actually wipe 'em, unlike flash.
Buying them is equally retarded. I've stolen close to 100tb of discarded HDDs from my work in the past year. Female accountants are fucking retarded

I have too many TBs of porn.

How many?

I can't get rid of law and order repeats on T.V

That bitch's face is FUCKED

Depends on where you are. Just google "second hand [your location]".
You can find them for 2.5 bucks the tb without having to wait for megabargains, the supply far outweighs the demand. You know it's good by asking before buying (honor system and profile ratings like in chink sites). Use an hdd health program if you care so much about your porn collection getting corrupted, tho contrary to what you may think hdd tech never stopped evolving, they're pretty darn reliable.