This watch costs more than your car

the most well adjusted redditor taking part in online discussion about a movie character

I'm the poop monster

2025

using a watch

ok boomer

I'm l-le richer than you!!!11

Then why are you so miserable and need to cope by flexing on people who couldn't give less of a shit? Uh ohhh. :)

"what time is it?"

Can I play Fortnite on that watch?

those guys all gave a shit they worked a hell job for nothing

I had sex with your wife

Nigger was I talking to you? Hush.

you’re dumber and more erroneously self assured than any nigger

I am poor and he obviously knows it. What a stupid question.

K

Yes. I will always wear an analog timepiece. It makes me way classier than you.

I hope you have zero friends. I hate my two friends who don't have license. Always bragging how you can live without car but always begging ride.

Well you spend your days malding on Anon Babble so I'm obviously better than you, love. ;)

Do you understand salesmen or sales jobs? Do you even know what scene we're discussing or the movie it was in??

I'm not into jewelry or flaunting symbols of wealth so the watch's value has no meaning to me. Maybe if you told me you are going to be able to retire at 30, I'd be motivated by that as a goal.

you began this chain by responding to a fictional character in a movie who accused you of being poor

why do you accept outlandish gifts from tracy jordan

implying I watch anything discussed on this faggy board full of single losers pretending to be 'experts'

Loooooooser~

How do you respond without sounding poor?

nothing wrong with admitting you're poor anon. world has significantly more have nots than haves after all.

Anon Babble

tranny

Are you a psycho or sumthin'?

I don't have a licence

The watch doesn't contribute to getting my dick sucked.

If you’re so rich can you take me to Denny’s?

My Switch 2 cost more than your watch.

See this Denny's coupon? It costs more than your wife's life

it certainly does

I dont have a car.

This gun is definitely safe and not loaded

He blasted that bitch good

Why would you wear such an expensive item of clothing that literally just tells the time

Where tf are you going to get head without a car?

90 plus years of inflation

this watch costs more than your house

can you sleep in your watch?

My car has a clock in it that keeps time just as well.

if you have that watch you have a car

Tell him he's a stupid fuckin cunt. A fairy. A company man.

Are you saying he didn't murder a woman in that movie?

Why did you invest money into a watch when you can see the time on your phone?

I’ve used variations of this line before.

I’m a newly qualified doctor and lots of my colleagues are just not nice, talk shit about each other constantly and say things about me because of my lower class background (in UK you can often tell just from voice). I have an online webstore and am far, far richer than most doctors.

One of my colleagues was “subtly” implying I was dumbass because of specialty choice (I want to do one of the least competitive) and university (mine is above average but he went to joint best). Straight up just asked him if you’re smarter than me why do I have 100x more money than you?

I wouldn’t ever say it to anyone unprovoked but the whole reason it works is because it absolutely rips into someone’s self worth and really gets to people. There just isn’t a proper response to it so only winning move is not to play, maybe echo what they just said in a retarded voice or graphically describe how you’re gonna fuck their sister. Just don’t make it obvious it bothers and change the subject immediately

"But can you drive it?"

see this gun? my armorer assured me it wasn't loaded

have you seen glengarry glen ross?

It's very cool. But that's nothing. Look at this.

“I used to shop at a store were Rolex was one of the mid tier brands.

My own watch costs more than my car, Alec

oh did you leave your patek at home then?

I don't own a car...

Rolex Day Date in yellow gold

price was 12k USD in 1992 (year movie was released)

This is 26k USD in 2025, adjusted for inflation.
My car is more expensive than that.
Sorry Alec, I win.