Wtf? women in my movies? yuck

Silver surfer should have visible labia

labia

not a visible cock and balls

girlbosses will work this time bro just trust me this time we'll get it right one more time bro seriously

If they gave silver surferina big tits and ass and actual curves, not a single man (except OP maybe) would cry foul.
But it has no tits, no ass and no curves. So this change was not done for men. This a change for women audiences.
And for that alone, I'm against it.
Besides the fact that nobody gives a SINGLE fuck about f4 and this third reboot will probably not make them learn.
They so desperately want to make it work, and people just don't care.
I don't know why, you could take all f4 stories/enemies and use it on Deadpool or something that sells, and normies won't give a damn.
You are already cutting males and fans out with that surferina, why the fuck do they want to save all characters/stories JUST for f4

women

Old hags

wtf? women in my movies? yuck

Women are woke. Why can't we see some jacked beefcakes with big dicks? This is what liberals fear.

How could you even listen to this fucking guy

This but unironically

I say this.

i forgot they fucked up the silver surfer. yeah im never watching this.

kindly reminder that they could've cast sydney sweeney in this role and instead chose a used up old hag

Its a character you mongs. Plenty of valid criticisms you could make about him but playing a character on an entertainment platform isn't one of them.

sydney sweeney

Stop shilling that down syndrome face

He's very good at pretending to be a faggot. Very convincing.

OMG A WOMAN IN A MOVIEEEEEEEEEEE

Janeway fucking sucks. Big reason why only turbo losers care for Voyager, though the rest of the cast isn't much better.

Oh boy another video about women in my children's slop

He should make a channel about whittling or something. He needs to stop trying to take on Disney one kids movie at a time.

It's funny how he wants people to take him seriously as a critic despite the movie he wrote being an absolute trashcan and containing things he frequently makes fun of in his video's.

Fantastic Hag

i don't care about his neocon boomer safe edgy politics, as much as i care about his fucking faggot voice. its unbearable to listen to. he has the same lilt as a valley girl.

why is the silver surfer a woman?

m-she-u

when did it ever leave?

I like her and I love voyager. But I am a history and mythology buff, so I am biased. The suitors deserved it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Thousand

SUSAN STORM IS A WOMAN??? WTF

Yeah like is he retarded. Black Iron Woman trailer just dropped two weeks ago

Do you retards just purposefully misinterpret the point to delude yourselves she’s going to touch your peepee if you defend her on the internet, or are you genuinely this stupid?

Kinda sad really how a decade of every film trying to force girlboss characters still hasn't produced even one worthwhile character to compare favorably to ones created 30 years ago. James Cameron keeps winning after all this time

this place is becoming more like Anon Babble and Anon Babble in that somehow they know jack shit about television and movies
the whole drama is that they had a test screening and the plot got link and it's somehow more retarded than any avengers movies

human touch is no longer a womanizer

mister fantastic is passive and has no agency

movie ends with a Endgame style girl boss moment where the fantastic four become the fantastic her as Mrs Fantastic pairs up with the female surfer, and a magic fucking baby, to defeat galactic in a way is more corny and on the nose than fucking captain planet

All the reviewers that normally are balls deep in Disney apologist mode were calling it out as being the worst example of "M She U"

Imagine that. More "M She U" than QuantaMania and Captain Marvel

youtu.be/QL7sngxYyk0?si=w3sFpGP1_L9QVjtj&t=316

silver suffragette

I do hate women.

They are just pretending to defend the non-existent women on their lives

Bad faith tranny detected. Closing this tab.

Can't give female silver surfer boobs because men would enjoy it too much

make her super flat instead

perfectly smooth body

neglect to render her as a nigger

Marvel ESG department messed up BIG TIME with this one, I WILL cum.

This nigger got torpedoed over some coffee

Was pretty funny when nobody in his comment section agreed with him over his Thunderbolts review.

and a magic fucking baby

Franklin Richards has been a thing since the late 60s.

I will continue to defend Sidney Sweeney honor and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

2025.

Watching capeshit.

I don't know how high up in the chain of command you are, but no one is gonna watch this shit, besides shills and thr seats Marvel buys. Crying about some D-tier youtuber making a video won't change things in your favor.
Marvel needs to move on and close their studios instead of bleeding out money.
There is a general nigger fatigue around superheroes and there's nothing you can do about it.

Do you think any retard here knows about the FF besides the '05 film?

You just know if Aliens or T2 came out today they'll call it woke. The one reason they defend it is member berries

Based

His point was that Franklin as a baby being the hero of the very first MCU FF film instead of Reed or the family working together is retarded, and it is.

Same with Red Dwarf which is liked by nerds in the UK, but wouldn't survive today

Last human alive is a black man

Hologram is a white male who is constantly portrayed as a cowardly beta

Servant droid is a white man

White female appears as other human alive and becomes black man's love interest

Yeah like when Cailee Spaeny in the new Alien was called woke for defeating the Alien. Oh wait, didn’t happen. Get a fucking life and stop being a retarded Redditor larping troll.

so you guys... like woke stuff?

Isn't the guy basing his "criticism" on a short hand account? Might as well judge a film by it's Wikipedia summary.

yuck indeed

No way and you know that. these two women are well-written

I like whatever causes maximum seethe, and now the pendulum has swung so woke shit causes more anger online.

Yes, they are indeed well written characters. Not like these guys truly care about that and only twist their metrics of judgement over what aligns with their beliefs.

Incels who never talked to a woman in their entire pathetic existences

Issue is that we've already had 3 Fantastic Four films and one Galactus film, not to mention First Steps is meant to lead up to a big event.

It makes more sense to introduce Franklin Richards than the Ultimate Nullifier.

anyone tried watching this faggots movie? it was a painfully mediocre mess with essentially every movie trope ever AND it featured a strong independent badass woman

Tranny who never talked to a woman in their entire pathetic existences

No, he's judging by marvel movies and the fact that the actress, the director, kevin feige feminist interviews

Everything I don't like is Reddit

Only 40 yr old nerds still remember the 2005 film and nobody watched the 2015 or whatever one.

"it's in the comics"

is a terrible fucking argument considering how retarded 99% of cape shit is

So he's just ignoring the fact that the film is not an origin story or that the inclusion of the kid is there in order to reinforce the family dynamic?

Both the director and Vanessa Kirby have stated that Sue's characterization in the film takes from various runs over the decades in order to make the character more compelling, not that the film incorporates feminist themes.
It was like Furiosa last year, with this whole board deeming the film woke for having a female lead even though the film doesn't incorporate feminist discourse, unlike Fury Road.

Then why are you here

It depends on execution. Franklin has always been a McGuffin, but his mere existance is not a strecht within the confines of the MU (even more given that according to leaks, the film follows the comics on him being a mutant)

Iirc the only person to imply the existence of feminist themes in the films is known male feminist Pedro Pascal.

Franklin isn't a mutant in the comics anymore iirc

Kek.
It's also kind of funny how they were careful on saying that Johnny isn't a womanizer in the film when leaks have already stated he has the hots for Silver Surfer and constantly calls her sexy.

granny and CGI granny

"why don't "chuds" like this?"

No, they said she would be feminist and not a doomart anymore no fucking shit the character changed since the 70s but the point is marvel cannot do subtle feminist, she will be smarter than Reed. Also the leaks say she saves the day with silver surfer. Cope all you want

He was retconned into not being a mutant durin Dan Slott's run, which was incredibly controversial given how it contradicts a fuckton of previous stories. Current writer Ryan North has left it ambigous over the real status of his powers.
Even then, the character was one during 90% of his publication history, and the MCU is not shy of avoiding controversial storylines.

You are a virgin and an incel, hating on trannies and women is not going to change that

You are still hated by everyone trannie. Just off yourself already, don't wait

Sue going from Doormat to strong woman is literally her only character arc

she will be smarter than Reed

No, and you're retarded for thinking that.

Nope, it was stated how changing dynamics irl influenced their portrayal of Sue, not that it it bleeds into the character or narrative. No one denies mainstream media incorporates that shit poorly, but having a female lead doesn't equate to girlbossing. Yelena is the mc of Thunderbolts and she's far from that.

No, and you're retarded for thinking that

Right..because totally doesn't shit on male characters to lift women. Look at doctor strange, thor. Retard also reed is played by the biggest leftard he probably asked to be cucked

She literally single-handedly defeats Superman by talking to him, totally not a girlboss moment.

Also even if they give Pedro the smartest dialogue and most screen time he still sounds like a bumbling slow talking retard who can’t pull off smart at all

not that it it bleeds into the character or narrative

That's literally what she said.
Also Fantastic four should not be lead by sue it should be lead by Reed. But he won't even save the day

She's constantly shown to be vulnerable and makes mistakes throught the film, at no point being portrayed like an infallible figure nor humilliating male characters just by her presence. She saves Bob by showing compassion and understanding towards him, and doesn't shame him over his feelings of loneliness.
Your definition of giirlboss seems to be more "woman taking action" rather than "mary sue who constantly humilliates men".

We're entering the glorious age of hag marvel!

Nope, it was said that characterization is what bleeds into the film, not ideological discourse.
FF is an ensamble book also; Ben is the lead character in the '05 film, not Reed.

Fantastic Four: First Steps actress is part of the M-She-U

Yep, makes sense...
Anyway, the movie will bomb now, who cares

Scarlett Mommy

Obsessed with trannies ahaha, seeing imaginary trannies everywhere is not going to change the fact that you are a pathetic incel loser

Damn so Defensive about trannies huh? Just kill yourself

you played an exact ’60s Sue today, everyone would think she was a bit of a doormat,” she said. “So figuring out how to capture the essence of what she represented to each generation, where the gender politics were different, and embody that today, was one of the greatest joys of this

Now tell me the movie won't be feminist bullshit

Get a room

M-She-U, can't you read?

That's exactly the entire point of discussion. She says they're picking elements from the decades since the character's inception and how she evolved alongside culture for her characterization in the film. It's not an incorporation of politics in the text, but an amalgamation of the various portrayals of the character.
Even what you'd call "traditional femininity" has always been a big part of Sue, and has never, in the comics, have been put aside to appease to the Twitter crowd.

Sometimes it's easy to see a guaranteed flop from a mile away.

60s Sue WAS a doormat anon, that's an objective truth.

mfw there are women in a film

He's right though, the last 3 marvel projects are women-led

People here don't read comics

I'll pretend the criticism is actually:

>mfw there are women in a film

the last 3 marvel projects are women-led

I guess you could argue Thunderbolts is a female led movie but the other 2 are Captain America lead by Falcon and Deadpool & Wolverine lead by Deadpool & Wolverine.

If counting the TV shows, Ironheart comes between TB and FF

T2 and Aliens are both overrated as shit.

God forbid people want superheroines to be nurturing, kind and soft when male superheroes already cover the badass power fantasy aspect of it.

Its wild that you can tell someones a virgin just by what they type.

God forbid people want superheroines to be nurturing, kind and soft

Why would they even be super then?

he's counting The Fantastic Four, Ironheart and Thunderbolts

Ironheart is technically a 2022 project

Based newfag getting tricked by an obvious troll

It's settled capeshit?

Post 60's Sue IS all of those things, she's never lost her motherly qualities. Giving a female character more depth and agency doesn't imply she can't also be a nurturing figure

Yeah, the change from Invisible Girl to Invisible Woman wasn't just "girl power" it was her standing as Team Mom and as a whole ass woman with all the qualities that implies.

There’s literally nothing wrong with someone being a “doormat”
Modern values are fucked beyond belief

for sure. if it was actually being made today they would've just canned it but it's already basically done

Subjective

Lmao I forgot about that. Apparently it got trimmed down and cut to oblivion too.

Marvel really likes Virtua Fighter.

They wanna do a motherhood theme with Sue Storm

Also, apparently give Johnny Storm a love interest now that the Inhumans flooped horribly.

flooped

Lol

GIWTWM

I forgot all these youtube critic channels existed, he must have been so relieved marvel shit out another movie

Honestly i have no idea what they sere thinking
Ironheart is like the one Marvel Legacy hero that doesn't have ANY fans or internet defenders, everyone pretty much agrees she was terrible, and the only reason she didn't get sidelined completely is because she's based on Brian Michael Bendis' little blacl niece.

Ironheart is the most digusting blatant DEI shit character ever. She was added solely for diversiry in 2016

They were still under the "can't go a month without conent" mentality that gave us a spin-off to every single supporting character, plus the studio still had the confidence audiences would eat whatever shit they released at the time. 2023 was the breaking point for Disney and when they decided to shift away from lesser known characters.

VFbros we are ao fucking back .

Yeah, because being woke is the political ideology behind the creative decisions.
Having women in movies does not make it woke. It's why you chose to have women in movies. it's casting with a Cultural Marxist ideology leading your decisions.
Unfortunately, thanks to the overabundance of woke movies, woke rhetoric, and political agitation of the masses, the only safe assumption these days is that if a woman is leading a film, it was chosen for the wrong reasons.

“He was branded as this womanizing, devil-may-care guy, but is that sexy these days?” Quinn asked. “I don’t think so. This version of Johnny is less callous with other people’s feelings, and hopefully there’s a self-awareness about what’s driving that attention-seeking behavior.”

This is worse than Sue feminism.

discord tranny thread. safe to ignore

Yeah I agree. As you said, the mere prospect of a female mc is not a political statement, but after a decade of shit characters like Rey a prejudice will be formed.

That "Johnny calls the Silver Surferess sexy" leak makes me hopeful that he's at least the funny, caring guy Johnny should be.

It already leaked he has the hots for the Surfer in the film and constantly jokes about how sexy she is.

The what now?

Exactly. If T2 or Aliens came out today, and they still chose to cast women for the lead without a single hint of wokeism or Cultural Marxism guiding their decision, and they were genuinely chosen because they honestly thought it would be best for the movie and artform as a whole - in what possible world would anyone give them the benefit of the doubt?

gets owned on the internet

immediately brings up transpeople

lol chuddies

What's a "discord tranny"?

Being so lonely you need capeshit propaganda to nurture you

Jesus I'm so glad to not be part of you losers lmaooooo

Would you care to know that men who are the most successful in dating are often the most misogynistic?

You are here bud

transphobe

No one got owned except for the Actual triggered trannies like you here

Again, lol chuddies.

Seething lol

source?

You are, yes.

observable reality

I always thought this anti-pretty girls in my movies shit was gay as fuck from the grifters. You can be as gay as you want but don't act like you're doing me any favors by being a faggot.

Totally, dude. This is about posting on an imageboard for a few seconds, not the fact you're proudly foaming out of your mouth because you're projecting your mommy issues onto Amerikkkan state propaganda for children

I don't think you'll get far pushing that angle.

trips of truth

His video editing is annoying simply due to all the splicing he does with the same fucking "jokes" where you see nick cage or someone yelling in anger.

Even Grace is turned off by the girlbossing

It's over

I’ve never watched any of this dude’s videos, but it feels like complaining about the MCU is equivalent to punching air
Nobody likes the MCU anymore. It’s done and you can move on

Didn't Anon Babble and most people shill that stealth Black Widow sequel hard

Yeah, a lot of people ended up liking Thunderbolts a lot, partially because it was an actually decently made film released right after Brave New Dogshit.

looks like whitney cummings

my feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings

kek women