Die

die

leave your kids millions of dollars, multiple properties in the hollywood hills, rights to your entire life's work of world renowned art

they still immediately ransack your home and put all your private shit up for auction

literally what's the point of trying, bros

This is all discussed beforehand you revolting zero life experience pusbag.

Try to be a better father. Lynch is a retard through and through

Lynch doesn't strike me as someone who'd want his life collecting dust

Sounds like they hated him. He was successful but not a good dad

why the fuck would they need to keep 300 inland empire t shirts around forever

Just don’t do what he did and avoid smoking and stay away from the fiery pits of California.

Is that true? that's fucking sad.

I guess he got lynched after his death

nah they all loved him, by all accounts he was a great dad (not a great husband tho), they're just greedy soulless nepobabies

1. If he left it to them its theirs to do what they want. You can put clauses in to avoid people putting your shit up for sale, or just give it to someone you know who won't.
2. There isn't a doubt in my mind there is actual family memorabilia that is priceless to them and they couldn't give two fucks about shit from Twin Peaks.
3. You needs will cherish it more, so why are you mad you get to buy it and savor it forever?

Sounds like you zoomers have yet to deal with the death of a rich relative yet.

As opposed to, what? Keeping his entire personal catalog of possessions in a storage space somewhere?

Have you never lost a loved one? good for you.

Actually the exact opposite. He was a terrible father (by all accounts) and they hated him. Thank God that he's dead

Maybe because they have no use for all his things but know other people will cherish it? When my grandma goes she’s leaving behind tons of garbage she’s been keeping in storage. Like so much shit and I have no idea what my mom and uncle will do with it. But I can’t imagine they’re going to continue hording it in storage. You have to let go of somethings and get rid of them, even if they were cherish by people you loved. They’re dead now and have no use for it. At least they’re selling Davids things to fans will who place it in their homes like a trophy and admire it for years.

I wouldn't be surprised if half the shit they're selling was deep in storage. If you've never had a parent die and had to take care of the estate, they have so much fucking shit. When my father died, there was so much stuff where me and my siblings didn't want it, but didn't just want to throw it away. That's why estate sales happen. This is just a different form of estate sale. Most of it probably isnt even the good stuff.

You dont even have to lose a rich relative. Just any older relative and there's a ton of shit to sort through and deal with.

None of what was sold was from his archives. What was sold was everything from his house. He had a will. And the reality is that you can't take it when you go, and your kids don't have room for everything. As if they didn't keep the sentimental things they care about.

As if they didn't keep the sentimental things they care about.

This. The most heated fights about who got what when my dad died weren't about his valuables, it was about shit like his favorite jacket he wore to the store everyday, his shitty wooden chessboard, etc.

gay

Even his old mr coffee is bid up to $1250 already and there's still 16 days to go. wtf?

yeah, only his rich fans get to own any of his stuff kek

Anon, they're just stuff.
If you take your visits to your living room and say 'this chair belonged to David Lynch' you would only get forced smiles and condescending pats on your back.

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO KEEP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS 3743687686875 SHIT TIER PAINTINGS HE MADE TO SCAM RICH COLLECTORS

btw this is what Lynch painted. If it didn't have his name on it you would call it cryptopedo shit.

Lurk moar.

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if you're willing to spend $1250 on an old mr coffee, you're either rich or retarded

If you could take one thing you own to the afterlife what would it be

Raise your kids better you asshole
if he was a great father they wouldn't have sold his shit or have ended up greedy soulless nepobabies

Look everybody childless freak who went "no contact" with his Mom after she cut his allowance is speaking, it's time to learn.

90% of the things listed wouldn't even make it to a mid-tier Pawn Stars episode.

i will be waiting for my cat to join me

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We need to pool our money and buy his cameras theyre going less than retail.

That's a little surprising I'd figure one of his meditation buddies would be all over buying it due to spirits captured inside of it or something

Frank Jr didn't even wait until his dad died.

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Funny. I heard he was a mediocre father, and while it’s regrettable he died, we can’t dwell on it.

Lynch is probably my favorite director of all time but it's painfully obvious that he was kind of a retarded asshole interpersonally

anon learns what estate sales are

he was a freemason
he had billions of dollars

You don't have kids to get worshippers and slaves. You have kids to spread the light of consciousness. If they decide to eat you like a vulture eats carrion, that's their right.

literally what's the point of trying, bros

trying what exactly? to hoard a bunch of mementos that you expect people to give a shit about as much as you did?

light of consciousness

having a consciousness that is confined to a decaying phyiscal body is torture

Tons of shit is undervalued, he had some great clothes

No it isn't. You've just been brainfucked by an evil culture that wants to demoralize and kill you.

erm is that a way you tinfoil hat goober! the world is perfectly fine as it is

aimless sperging

seems to be the case with pretty much anyone that tries to act like some enlightened meditation guru. loved his movies but I always found the way he tried to push his transcendental meditation shit odd. they required you to have a mentor and pay $1000 for the class seemed scammy and weird as hell to me

You're right, I see the errors of my ways. I recant everything, including all the times I pointed out that Israel stole 200-600 pounds of enriched uranium from the US in 1965, used it to develop nuclear weapons, and plans to unload them preemptively on its enemies if its existence is under threat.

knows nothing about his "favorite director of all time"

zoomer moment

Retarded cult piece of shit pervert.

Dude who the fuck cares about his personal items. What you think his kids should just keep everything he owned forever? Just keep his boomer hoarded shit in an attic or storage locker forever? There nothing wrong with getting rid of all that shit and the fact they can auction it off to make people excited to own it while also getting it off their hands and getting some money for it is a great thing

Too bad it won’t be lie you when your parents die and you’re stuck with their 70 years of hoarded garbage in their garage

nah they all loved him,

everyone loves a loaded father, specially if it's a public figure as lynch was, only a moron would hate a father like that because that would interfere in their money making, money that at some point they will get, call me cynical, but that's how it is, they didn't loved him, i doubt that they had watched all his films and works, they were just there, making him look good, and that's over, it was time to cash out, and that's Lynchian as fuck.

Too bad it won’t be lie you when your parents die and you’re stuck with their 70 years of hoarded garbage in their garage

I wish someone left me something, anything. I never got shit and everyone in my family is dead already or has nothing to leave.

so how am i going to know what the number of the days now?

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he hasn't made those videos since 2022, larper

my point exactly

His pleb kids didn't get his concept of fatherhood. You could say they got LYNCHed

they still immediately ransack your home and put all your private shit up for auction

He made a lot of furniture, too much to keep all. The rest is woodworking equipment, film promo paraphernalia, personal library books-- it's the stuff that isn't going to an archive and Jennifer Lynch literally addressed it days ago. And the starting bid prices are eminently reasonable.

$2000 FOR A COFFEE MUG

I WOULD SELL MY FATHER FOR THAT AMOUNT

My biggest problem with Lynch is his very shitty teeth. Very distracting in The Return.