WE ARE

Pretty sure if a southern slave owner made his negroes do shit like this he would be shunned as a cruel madman.

YOU WILL FUCKING SING AND DANCE FOR OUR FACEBOOK PAGE OR YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED GOT IT?!?!

Humiliation ritual for Amerigolems.

I don't see why everyone makes a big deal out of this. Is it such a crime to have a little fun with your coworkers? Just do the dance.

a walmart employee makes more money than 95%+ of people in your shithole country

talks in set pieces like a parrot

calls others a golem

there's a cute depressed girl at my local walmart i feel bad every time i see her. she doesn't even try to smile

I thought this was just bait to mock Europeans but the average person in Mississippi, the worst state, makes more than most British people. It's insane

Vine was just millenial TikTok.
Dance wagie

he thinks money is valuable

Cry of the goy: muh salary

Guess that hit a nerve. A brown, greasy nerve.

She gets that way after seeing you

Perhaps, but he's still an amerishart.
lololololol
Lel. You triggered the mutts hard

CLOCK IN TEAM

Only the lowest of low whites shop at or work at Walmart desu

Except unlike slaves, these people are free to go.

WARLMART IS RACIST

PPP adjusted median UK income

$47k

PPP adjusted median Mississippi income

$30k

so what's the qrd? employees randomly burst into song at walmart? i shop at freddy's I wouldn't know

PPP adjusted

Mississippi

is that you riley?
also its HDI not income

what's wrong with adjusting to ppp?

have a little fun!

or else...

boom boom tsh boom boom tsh I want to kill my self boom boom tsh

Mutts can't comprehend PPP

Poor People Points

this is what employers can do to their American employees

Grim

Have you ever made fun of blacks for not knowing what 'per capita' means?

these people had their pick of the lot i'm sure

it's funny how fast sharts will defend their abhorrent companies when international pride is at stake

Set pieces? What is it ypu think you’re saying here

implying Mississippi is rich

*adjusts pp*

hey do you think jannies have a chant they all say to psyche themselves up before their shift?

Walmart failed in Germany, and when they sold the stores and moved out completely, they had lost over a billion dollars. They were just no match at all for the German competition.

Anyway, we had them for a few short years, and I remember once I was shopping there very early in the morning, and I had to get drain cleaner that was kept way in the back of the store. So when I was back there, I heard people chant, and I looked around and found a circle of Walmart employees in the farthest corner of the store doing some dancing and chanting ritual.

my face when

Back then they had American advisors coming over and micromanaging local staff and telling them how to do things.

I also remember the big court case from the Walmart in my town. Apparently a shelf packer had fallen in love with a cashier girl and they had a relationship. The guy was fired because Walmart policies don't tolerate personal relationship between the staff. The guy went to court and of course he won because companies have no legal right to interfere in personal relationships. I can't remember if they re-hired him or paid him a huge settlement.

Most, by which I mean like 99.9% of people, just want to go to work, clock in, do their job, clock out, and go home without expending any more of what little energy they have than absolutely necessary. They have zero interest in this team building morale "we are family" bullshit because they aren't paid enough to care.

Do Americans really do this?

I always throw the can at him and kite him around until you get outside

Nobody asked.

Holy fuck lmao

Yes they sell those special tarps for protecting ur sofa from ass juice at Walmart. OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

Haha Costco would never

Haha oh man what is the context for this

I feel so bad for anyone who doesn't have a work from home job.

To be fair a lot of people simply aren’t uncomfortable being outside the home, and the labor is spiritually priceless

A lot of Japanese companies still do an exercise kind of thing in the morning. Kinda nice when they did it or or companies like Ford back in the day.

labor is spiritual

Cope for slaves