Your Princess Zelda

The last Zelda video game was already like this

Oh yeah, I can just see Zelda trying to save link and breaking her hip

She's so pretty.

Neither

Too old

Seems like she belongs in the Mushroom Kingdom, not Hyrule.

What if Zelda was a girl?

No. Nintendo is paying attention to the massive buzz generated by the news they were considering Hunter. There is only one logical choice

That is a MAN

Japan will never

Do white people really?

Mommy Brie

Redditors are convincing themselves this is going to happen just so they can be outraged when Nintendo casts someone who isn't a tranny

She's literally already involved in a film project with Kojima, the creator of another Nintendo game series. Japan doesn't have a weird obsession with trans people like Americans do

she

Kojima, the creator of another Nintendo game series

Mario Gear Solid, my favorite Nintendo IP

Stop stretching the goal posts.
You have a sick fetish and this is how you get off.
Nintendo hired Chris Pratt for their biggest IP, that means they are thinking SAFE and want Families to feel comfortable spending billions of dollars to watch another one of their established IPs.
Sorry for using critical thinking but i get annoyed with your trolls from Discord and Twitter.
it’s so easy to put you in your place and call you a weirdo faggot like i’m currently doing.
You want have a retort.
you’ll either stretch the goal posts further
or just post that tranny freak cause you’re a sexual freak

HUNTER
IS
A
TRANS
SEXUAL
NINTENDO WANTS TO MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS WITH THEIR IP
THEY DONT WANT TO EMPOWER FETISH FREAKS
Hunter is a man who thinks he’s a woman
That means he’s mentally ill.
If you’re attracted to that, you’re also mentally ill:

Do you know what moving the goal post means? What goal posts have been moved? Some anon claimed Japanese video game developers would never work with her because she's a trans woman, I pointed out she's literally involved in a project with a Japanese game developer right now

Kojima is Japanese, same as Nintendo, that means all Japanese are the same in their methods

Kojima games are exactly the same as Nintendo's, and target the same audience

I AM VERY SMART

her

she

feed troll

I AM VERY SMART

Checks out.

Brie will play Link, there will be a running joke where her boobs are too big for her tunic

YOURE
A
TROLL
YES I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
THIS IS ABOUT PLAYING LIVE ACTION ROLES IN MAJOR MOTION PICTURES LIKE MARIO WITH CHRIS PRATT
NOT A HORROR FANTASY VIDEO GAME MADE FOR MATURE INCELS
YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT TO M RATED VIDEO GAMES IS MOVING THE GOAL POSTS
SEE HOW IM SMARTER THAN YOU?
YOURE
A
RETARD
TROLL
ZELDA IS A FAMILY FRANCHISE AND THEY WANT TO MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS

GO ON AHEAD AND FUCK OFF OR TYPE MORE RETARDED ASS SHIT LIKE THE FAGGOT TROLL YOU ARE
:)

Not feeding the troll, when i call out how sad and retarded he is and how he doesn’t have a life while telling him the truth i guarantee you he’s turning red and will cry later one.
100%
:)
I know these types of people and they don’t like when you use critical thinking and remind them how sad they are.
They want you to validate their existence by agreeing

What you're describing is a false equivalence, not moving the goalposts. The claim of false equivalence isn't valid either, the original claim was pertaining to Japanese people as a whole and not Nintendo specifically

Nintendo doesn't do evil stuff the same way Sony does.

you’re stretching the goal posts even further
just try not being an ugly fucking weirdo and you’ll get attention IRL.
wont have to make up topics to argue over online.
Try it.
this is pathetic

When you rage at someone online, your rage is a double-edged sword. You aren't a monkey that dances because a goofball said something goofy online, right?

Not raging, typing facts, you keep stretching the goalposts and deflecting.
Just whatever you gotta do to farm attention and feel superior for a split second in your sad sack of shit life that’s full of Twitter, Discord, and Anon Babble.
I am 100% right about everything i’m saying about you
:)
Enjoy a day of trolling like the afterthought you are
try not to blush TOO hard while reading this

I am 100% right about everything i’m saying about you

Your ego is holding you back from growth. You're venting about how unhappy and angry you are to the online world. How is your relationship with your father? Did your mom raise you to be emotional?

Didn’t read what the retarded trolling faggot said.
I won.
He keeps deflecting and stretching the goal posts.
Feels good fucking with faggot ass trolls
lmao

Do you think you're fooling anyone reading your posts? If you want to find some peace, dude, accept what you feel.

blah blah blah

Deflect deflect deflect

Someone’s mad i didn’t play in their hand
lol
stretch it even more to further prove my point and make me cum from
being correct about you
i already got one of your tranny threads deleted lmao
All you discord losers are the exact same inside and out

Why does anything Nintendo attract the most deranged schizos?

I'm not the guy trolling about trannies. I'm a new anon in here who saw you crying for help.

Nah, this Hunter topic is what the discord losers are using to farm attention/troll as of late.
It’s like clockwork on this site now.
it’s so easy to spot them

I love console war shitposting, but this is a weak man problem and we have a lot of those on Anon Babble. Raised by women, overly emotional.

i’ve successfully completed my mission
Show a mirror to the poor trolls that live online and seek attention with whatever flavor of the month online happening is taking place as of late

Show a mirror

That's my role here for you, sir:
Don't say a stranger has never tried to show you the light.

Princess

More like Queen dowager at this point.

LOL

shitposting is how i feel better about my wittle life

I love trolling, it’s fun

You’re a loser that lives online and you get upset when someone reminds that’s what you’re doing instead of being a restarded faggot like you.
This isn’t rocket science at all lmao
it’s amazing how sad you losers that live on Twitch, Anon Babble, Discord, and Twitter actually are

Prince Zeld

You're not even in control of your faculties at the moment. You're acting like a mad dog, anon.

If John Cho wasn't too old to play Spike Spiegel, Brie isn't too old to play Zelda.

bro you’re projecting cause i didn’t play into your shitposting trolling tactics.
whenever someone outsmarts you you stretch the goalposts with passive aggression. I literally know people like you IRL and they are always sad sacks of shit that only “feel good” when trolling, acting like a smart ass, etc etc.
anytime you remind them of this, it makes them cry cause they hate themselves

Hi, it's me Doug. President of Nintendo of America from Doug Bowser to Hunter on 01 June 2025 1:16 AM

I have something to say to you, and you need to listen. This has nothing to do with Nintendo right now, this is just me and you. Mano e mano. Man to man. I don't normally do this, but hell, I just need to get this off my chest.

May I kindly ask, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you for real or what? I was there for everything. I saw Miyamoto waiting for up to 2 days in the bitter cold for you to show up and you stood him up. I was even there trying to arrange everything for you, even setting up someone to escort you to our building complete with bodyguards and full security because I know people hate you and want to bash your tranny skull in. And for what? So you could just NOT show up? I mean, I don't even know what to think, it's just completely unbelievable.

I'm sorry but it just is. I heard what you said to Mr Miyamoto too, your reasons for not coming. And I just have to say. How old are you? You're 27, if I'm not mistaken right?

27! I mean, think about it, you are almost 30! What is a man of your age still doing wearing dresses and sucking dicks? Let me tell you, when I was about your age, I was already way past my homo phase.

Your autism isn't an excuse either.

This deal was about Nintendo and you. This was not the deal between Nintendo and the parents of Hunter Schafer

Our company will gladly deal with people who are up to the task. But we cannot waste valuable time and money on trannies to busy to dilate to actuallly do their part (their part, as in not their clitties but "their part") to cooperate with us

I always tell it like it is, and I'll be damned if I ever change that. So consider this as the final notice, this whole thing is through. It was through as soon as you made it clear that you are too gay to do business with us.

Sincerely,

The man who has been kicking ass and taking names since 2015.

Doug Bowser
President
Nintendo of America

It's like I'm talking to a hysterical woman.

Princess Zelda

From WHICH title???
Most games, she hardly speaks or appears. A "Zelda" movie is going to star Link (who DOESN'T SPEAK). Game 1, she has one line at the very end, saying "thank you."

What if Princess Zelda...were played by a fucking blueberry?

nah just an anon that is reminding you of who you truly are.
LMAO
Unlike you i have a life outside of the internet so i’ll leave you to trolling and shitposting online
hope next time they play nice with you instead of dropping truth bombs

The truth will set you free dude.

Everyone's talking about Breath of the Wild or Twilight Princess, but I have a feeling they'll go for a Wind Waker theme

that anon who's constantly talking to himself while pretending to be an opposite faction

nah that’s a man with a penis.
This is a stupid thing to discuss, it’s almost like it’s the only way you get guaranteed attention

No one is doing this

nah i’m just reminding the faggot that trolls on Anon Babble and Anon Babble how much of a fucking loser and retard he is.
He’s a literally afterthought IRL and he does shit like you see in this thread to get attention.

eat shit and die

Hunter thread? quick, deploy the bots!

PERFECT Link

NINTENDO WANTS TO MAKE A BILLION DOLLARS WITH THEIR IP

Considering the immense popularity and demonstrated impact on viewership and subscriber numbers, it is estimated that "Euphoria" made as much as $1.5 to $2 billion for HBO in terms of driving direct subscription revenue and justifying ongoing subscriber fees

Right, so they should be going with a proven star like Hunter is what you're saying.

I won.
You deflected and stretched the goalposts so far that they’re not even on the field anymore lmao

You’re a troll that lives online and this is how you farm for attention
It’s 100% true and fact at this point.
so instead of playing into your hand, i’ll just remind you of that.
This
Is
How
You
Pass
The
Time
Everyday

Nintendo would NEVER allow a controversial figure like Charlie Day or Seth Rogan to be cast in one of their properties! It's supposed to be a family friendly movie!

This is what Hunter denialists sound like

Why
Do
You
Type
Like
This

CAUSE
YOURE
A
FAGGOT
I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO
IM NOT A BITCH LOOKING TO FIT IN WITH RETARDS THAT LIVE ONLINE
IM LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ENSURE THE TRUTH GETS TO YOU AND IS SPREAD FAR AND WIDE FOR EVERY ANON TO SEE
SHITPOSTING IS FOR FAGS
TROLLING IS FOR RETARDS
WHEN I SEE IT
I CALL IT OUT
I DERAIL THE SAD THREADS MADE BY DISCORD BITCHES
FUCK ALL OF YOU RETARDS
I
WIN
YOU
LOSE

I need blueberry Zelda

holy shit the trolling has reached bottom of the barrel
i kinda feel bad for derailing so HARD AND THOROUGHLY you had to stretch it this far in order to “troll”

I cant stop thinking about dick in my ass 24/7! penis penis penis yummy cummies in my tummy lololol !

this is what hunterspammers sound like

I like her giant tits that may or may not be fake, if they are fake it was a really good job at least

is this some kind of psyop where shills spam ridiculous castings to get us more comfortable with whatever ass casting they're going to have?

Japan doesn't have a weird obsession with trans people like Americans do

you're right
they instead see them as the deformed monsters they are kek

Thank god they cast Zendaya as Zelda instead of Hunter!

keyed. hunter is good but zendaya/Zeldaya is cute and kino!

Brie has amazing tits
God i wanna fuck this bitch so bad

Brie is so hot.
she’s made for deep dicking
those prude cunts go crazy for thick cock and a choke session