I mean

Say "bottle of water by the purple burglar alarm"

Should of

>I mean

thats not an american thing its a redditor thing, and i hate it. there's something inherently feminine about it. i need to learn what the term is for these kinds of things.

"Heres the thing"
"The thing is"
"Let me explain"
it's all usefull filler we add in for ego shit or something. i do it too, mainly the "heres the thing"

usefull

useless* i just wokeup

thats not an american thing its a redditor thing

I mean, what's the difference?

and I hate it

It's inherently feminine to inject your feelings about a topic, too.

Throat clearers. People over hate them. People that go out of their way to avoid them talk in a stitled way. Like this. They love short sentences that are incomplete. Sounds dumb.

Reading is for faggots!

extravert
existance
fucking retards can't spell for shit

eh its hard to judge this kind of thing anymore since spell check exists. i don't use it on my devices specifically so i get better at spelling by noticing a mispelled word and then correcting it, or looking it up if i notice it looks wrong.
you would call me a retard because i sometimes post incorrect spellings, but im actually taking a proactive approach to improving my spelling and vocabularly.
someone that just depends on the red underline to correct them all the time, you would think they're smart.

I can tell you're all very intelligent by the way you cry about entertainment media

Adaption

Curious if its an american thing or a script writing thing, but I always find it weird how they say stuff like:

Let me ask you something...

Can I ask you a question?

I gotta ask...

on accident

Did they only use people with average weight for this program? No way the average burger looks this skinny.

lemme axe u somfin

and so

should of

doggy dog world

for all intensive purposes

nucular

supposably

new years'

I look Puerto Rican and people call me white all the time.

could of

should of

would of

See if I can't

listen up anon it's a doggy dog world out there. people like you are a diamond dozen on this site
And yeah, before you go acting like a pre-Madonna..step back and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. We all gotta real ice one day that having the frieren to make new words with language is a troon blessing in the skies.

(this better not be some gorilla marketing campaign Im responding to. But I guess we shouldn't worry about worst case sicarios a head of thyme)

yup, youre right.

average white one is. l2 demographics euroqueer

yo

be like

bro

this shit, that shit, your shit, my shit

adaption

on accident

like,

Toddler talk.

You only think it's a redditor thing because reddit culture has to follow a very hugboxy terms of service abiding culture, adding "I mean" in front of a disagreement is a way to soften the blow of what you're saying. Speaking directly and confidently is too confrontational which ofcourse is bad because we wouldn't want to get heated, would we? It's supposed to be a chillaxed and comfy environment here on our community subreddit so ofcourse you can disagree but, like, maybe chill out a bit man?

inexplicable blacks everywhere for no raison

craig as "creg"

graham as "gram"

niche as "nitch"

clique as "click"

we must give our firstborn's cock to Israel

slightly off topic, but I hate it when shows have foreign characters that, even though they speak broken english with an accent, they still use american expressions that make 0 sense to be used by people outside the US. You can clearly see it was written by americans, for americans

I look purto rican

You have my condolences

This is such a bug bear of mine and the most annoying thing is Americans seem to be totally unaware they’re doing it. And some Americans pronounce it correctly which makes it even stranger to me.

Reminder that Brits may say

"Can I have a bo'le of wa'ah?"

But burgoids say

"Give me a buddle of wudder."

probably because the largest singular English accent is American standard
especially now with several decades of mass media smoothing out other American accents eg southern

Its probably Indian

not yet, since the vast majority of Indians can’t actually speak English the US still beats it
barely

White American

Contradiction in terms.

Who the hell do you think you are?

aluminum

In sheer numbers yes but they have 0 cultural output

tfw americans call their autobiblyboo a "car"

tfw americans call nomnomticklyfoo "food"

I just can't

Kek

That's true

I guess it can't be helped.

more than 50% nonwhites
negro worship
white people bad
men bad
that pretty much covers it methinks

did another airfield blew up in Russia today? or did another russian general got killed by his gay lover?

It's more like "boddle of warder".

YWNBAW

I never believed this until I watched Cooking with Jack. He's Californian so I don't even get where he gets the mush mouth from, that's usually a Southern thing

Some of them say veggly instead of vaguely.

two more weeks until Russia steamrolls through Europe, am i right?

Basically all Americans fail to pronounce the letter t in "bottle of water", as do most working class Brits. Only RP really enunciates it.