How did we enjoy the episode where Jeremy acquires a new cow? (several, actually)
Clarkson's Farm
Jeremy Clarkson's new farmhand Harriet Cowan has been branded 'fake' by her bitter step-sisters, who have exposed a family feud ahead of her debut in series four of Clarkson's Farm
She said to MailOnline: "She loves to be the centre of attention, often at others' expense," branding Harriet as "self-absorbed" and "fake," and sending out a stark warning to Jeremy: "She is fake in the way she behaves, so Jeremy Clarkson, beware!".
The reported tensions are rooted in Harriet's tense ties with Elina's mum, Vicky – a trauma nurse wedded to Harriet's dad, farming bloke Eddy Cowan. Elina alleged that Harriet was "horrible" to her stepmum, stirring up family strife.
She added: "Not many people we know like her and our family has never liked her. My mum finds her behaviour unnecessary", reports the Express.
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Child doesn't get along with step parent. Shocking and unprecedented!
1.) 2.) The Daily Mail
3.) After 80 years in the entertainment business, how will Jeremy ever deal with someone fake?
she still seemed to know things better than the haircut boy
for a second there I was wondering if she is flashing her underwear in that scene, but no production team could have missed that
yeah no it's hard being a young lady farmer and that
*drives off in a late-model Land Rover Evoque*
Why the media is so relentlessly horny for this woman I will never know.
just pink shorts with white patterns though
I never want it to end
She's still to complete the farmer's course. There's a point in the episode where Caleb asks her about what are the remaining courses she's yet to take
how is she a full-time nurse AND does the farming? most nurses are happy to get their shifts done and have a bit of a private life.
I always thought Richard would go broke first because of his garage. Turns out it'll be Jeremy because of his pub
I thought Jeremy's businesses are tourist hotspots? Do they really not make good money?
It seems almost irrelevant. Jeremy spends like he has a bottomless bank account.
He dropped 85 grand on a second shitty tractor that he can barely use
guy has shitload of money, with constant income and not much years to live, of course he's gonna be spending them.
estimated net worth - £55m
He spent probably about £500k on it and has a shit load of staff on UK wages and entitlement and doesn't have ridiculous prices so doubt he's running on a profit. That said he's rich as shit and its not clear how much he can charge back to Amazon as a business expense anyway.
it is pretty much bottomless. it would be interesting to see a bit more of the accounts, how much he actually made compared to what he invested and maybe some "fun spending" that was not necessary but was to make the show more entertaining and because he wanted it.
It's a farmily farm iirc, so she probably gets some pretty nice hours and is quite flexible. Obviously doesn't even has to work everyday.
40k bongs for 3 umbrellas
I'm convinced her cousin owns a parasol company
The pub loses money, the farm makes fuck all, but Amazon supposedly paid him £160m for three seasons.
umbrellas 40k
chairs 40k
deck 40k
are they having a laugh
it's the small non slip strips you see
and the blades! gotta replace the blades all the time you see, because of cutting these strips
the umbrellas were ridiculous, 40k furniture depends on how much it actually is. but Lisa also does not seem like she would shop reasonably.
yeah, but still. especially if she is doing farmer courses as well. full-time job, plus studying, plus working on your days off and some stuff on normal working days... quite busy.
can you post the pic of the umbrellas?
they're huge and expensive
solgarve.com
5k for the largest one, 2.7k for pvc coated fabric because it will rain, another 1k for the mount since they're on a deck and they wanted power to them, 1k because i'm pretty sure they said they wanted leds on them, another 2k for heaters since they wanted them to be used all year. that's €12k , so about £10k, add on delivery, installation, whatever other bits and pieces they wanted and £40k is about right
why would a country impose such bullshit laws and hardships on their farmers?
No farmers, no food.
Cheap food imports and idealistic people making stupid rules while the going is good.
Then the going gets tough and everyone suffers under those stupid rules.
Many such cases.
Ever met a boomer ?
They want nothing to change (except import niggers of course)
IT'S FOCKEN FABRIC ON SOME SPOKES
bong laws are lax compared to US bullshit. I recommend you read:
I'll only watch Clarkson if he's on youtube like May and Hammond are.
He's on the high seas like all of them.
I'm aware
Clarkson's Farm is kino and I'll be very sad when Jeremy will be too old to do it
He's 65. Color me surprised. I thought he was in his 70s somethings already. I think we have 2 good seasons yet. It's easy money for him.
Well yeah, it's obvious. Did you see her laughing? Dishonest as fuck. She's a fucking TikToker for crying out loud
The thread is going fine. Don't be an incel.
You've been outplayed by an 18 year old girl. Sorry bro