*cucks the entire finale to the mission impossible series by demanding to die in the prologue causing massive rewrites*
kek Ilsa franchise
*cucks the entire finale to the mission impossible series by demanding to die in the prologue causing massive rewrites*
What was her beef with the series? Only one movie to go and you just know they offered her a shit ton of money when she first refused
she said she was in a bunch of projects and when you get involved in mission even though is the best thing ever, its a lot of “wait time” and basically hinted he wanted more screentime because ilsa was going to appear in ghost protocol but because of little screen time she refused that part
she was a retard
Ilsa was supposed to die like Luther. Killing Luther is probably the dumbest shit ever. The entire series is ruined with how bad the last two movies were.
I like women's thighs. They are the most erotic part of the female body to me
She wanted to star in two seasons of apple tv slop instead of two mission impossible movies
I suspect two things: she's a primadonna and she's quite dumb. if you look up her upcoming projects, it's all lame shit. Silo is shit.
that doesn't make her any less sexy tho.
but Ilsa's shitty nonsensical death was a low point for the MI franchise.
she loses to a spic midget using a sword against a knife. a couple movies ago she killed a fucking giant swede with a knife. the bone doctor was 2-3 times her size.
and the spic midget literally loses against an unarmed Ethan on the train.
they couldn't write a better way for Ilsa to die?
And they completely forgot about her in the last one. She was only very briefly shown in a sequence together with other clips, nobody mentioned her in any way. They didn't even show Hunt look at a picture of her or something, despite the whole movie driving down the "remember him/her ?" thing so badly. Almost felt like they were still angry with her.
It's even funnier cause she had a gun the scene just before. So why didn't she just shoot him?
Oddly specific.
I read somewhere she clashed with Tom
Also Xenu demanded her death
Absurdly hot. Objectively the hottest female in all the movies.
The fact Ethan's team went from THIS to whatever the fuck he had in The Final Reckoning is crazy. What a decline. Even Benji was mostly sidelined for some literal whos.
spoiler
MEET ME SOME MOTHER FUCKIN WHERE BITCH GIMME AN ADDRESS
she was thoroughly walled when she first appeared in MI. her presence is a humiliation ritual
Benji was always kind of lame. But he's the everyman stand in character that the audience can identify with.
Why was he suddenly seriously ill? It didn’t even contribute to the plot aside from meaning he was in one location
I can't stand peg or that nigger
Best character. And absolutely wouldn’t have gone out like that given her established skills, so it really did hinder things
benji is the obligatory onions nerd tech character
That's where the best meat is.
DONCHU DOUH IT EEFAN.... NAHT FUH ME......
his voice is really fucking annoying lmao. like he's simultaneously about to break into tears, shit, and come out of the closet at all times. the stupid ass hats he wears don't help either
Could have been worse. Gervais was originally meant to play that character
everything sounds fake except the xenu part
she's fighting top 1 with kirby
What do you think the spoiler tags are there for retard?
I read somewhere she clashed with Tom
That was just people being stupid on the internet, she specifically said the star she clashed with wasn’t Cruise
DONCHU DOUH IT EEFAN.... NAHT FUH ME......
how did you perfectly transcribe the way he speaks...
also why is this guy even in movies? because of Tarantino? he can't act for shit.
Ving Rhames is based you dolt
This. The part where Tom drops her ashes from the plane into a volcano was obviously at the behest of Lord Xenu. And then the Etity gets frozen in a little ice cube? Come on.
lmao you know the exact scene i'm talking about. what an opening for a movie
if the hats are any indication he's probably one of those zesty bucks and the casting couch was his in
his character is completely fucking redundant too, we already have benji as the hacker nerd so what has he ever been useful for other than magically pushing the plot forward like in ghost protocol. "oh dur i found ilsa instantly even though all of the CIA can't do it"
just lazy shit. he could be a psychic wise-cracking dog and it'd change nothing
Lea
Kirby
Rebecca
You can defeat this trio
You are supposed to threaten me back and request an address for us to meet some mother fucking where.
This is my mom! Say something nice about her :3
I met her and she was pretty and nice
Her accent makes her sound like a person belonging to a different era. There is no way she knows what a computer is.
get me out of here
no FUCKING way he said that. unless the actor is gay? I don't really know him.
Tom won
Have you thought about making babies?
I got an 8 inch cawk that's phat
what the fuck is steroid mandyke doing there?
Tom has lost his touch.
no Rebecca and no Vanessa but he puts that thing in?
retire Tom, it's time
In her own words youtube.com
Vanessa is getting Marvel money now and won't return his calls.
Shit talking Ving Rhames
I'm ready to hang all zoomers.
Vanessa is getting Marvel money
what's that supposed to mean in 2025? 100 bucks and a can of coke? it's not the golden age anymore and she's not RDJ.
also if Fagtastic Four flops it's going to be her first and last marvel movie all in one.
She's clearly a problem. This and the fiasco with the "I'm not going to name the male actor who abused me, but a famous male actor abused me and it wasn't Tom Cruise" shit, makes her unemployable.
Okay I retract my earlier statment. That's a reasonable reason not to do the movie. I'd still hold her hand.
she clashed with either Hugh Grant or Jake Gyllenhaal on other movies. my guess is Hugh Grant because he's known to be a prick all the time
kirby
only gays like her
my guess is Hugh Grant because he's known to be a prick all the time
When? He regularly gets work. People who are dickheads aren't that employable.
I think it turned out to be John Hurt, but the guy fucking died way before this drama came to light.