So Tone...
What criminal activities have you been up to? We are a crime family after all
So Tone
do you have anything I can use for a plea bargain with the FBI, Tone?
Jimmy was legit the dumbest character in the whole series. How he lived that long as a mafia member and even made it to capo is beyond me.
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hey Tone, how would you rank all the crimes you have ever committed?
Can you speak up, Tone? The mic isn't - FUCK I mean I can't hear you so good
have you ever seen a grown man naked, Tone?
So Tone, do you remember all of those things we did that were illegal? Can you explain them to me in great detail, my minds kinda fuzzy.
have you ever been in a Turkish prison Tone?
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This and Vito going back are the dumbest decisions someone made in the show. Maybe MUH FATHA robbing the card game.
Was he ever confirmed for being a rat or did Tony want to think he was so he didn't have to kill Pussy? I haven't seen the show in a while.
Hey, Chrissy, got something illegal for me to participate in?
Tell me about the ducks, T. The FBI guys I'm working with could use a laugh
he wasn't a rat, but they got confused and shot him by mistake because a rat ran into his mouth.
I think they were both rats
Wasn't literally everyone a rat? Other than Paulie and Syl everyone talked to the feds, including Tony.
made it to capo is beyond me
this is the thing in this show - whenever one of the guys makes it to capo the cops start to focus on him increasingly more, which is the logical thing to do considering they are the link between the boss and the literal who underlings, they know about secret details that a mere soldier, member or associate would have no way of knowing, thus rarely being worth to apply pressure on.
jimmy basically got peter principled into the position, lucked out for a while and the moment the cops had a good reason to take his ass in he folded and agreed to cooperate.
its actually never confirmed 100% but everything points out that he was a rat too
Vito going back
yes but somewhat understandable, considering he knew nothing but the mob life and the moment he had to adapt to something new he got bored and frustrated. him being a dumbass he thought a glorified crew might be good enough to protect him.
i always thought pussy losing his nerves and fucking off for several months(?) only to then return and act like it was fine was the most retarded shit.
his handlers should've immediately forced him to come back after a few days at best, explain it away saying he temporarily lost his marbles due to stress or something.
not clearly confirmed but very strongly implied. safe to say chase did it on purpose to sow some ambiguity among the viewers for drama reasons, whether it was him or pussy, or even both who were informants
mfw they aren't really a family and its just a bunch of unrelated, greasy wops committing petty crimes
What a let down.
Meadow and AJ weren't his kids? what?
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i always thought pussy losing his nerves and fucking off for several months(?) only to then return and act like it was fine was the most retarded shit.
his handlers should've immediately forced him to come back after a few days at best, explain it away saying he temporarily lost his marbles due to stress or something.
You are a bit dense buddy. He was literally in a holding cell or whatever by the fbi/police until he agreed to fully rat out. His colombia or whatever shitty story is just that, a story.
the real question is: was paulie a rat
No, Paulie's actor had a clause in his contract that he could never become a rat.
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man, of course i know he wasn't in hawaii this whole time, but the fact that it took him weeks or months to agree to return made the guys way more suspicious than if the feds had forced him to return as soon as possible
apparently because he was a small time mobster earlier in his life and didn't want to be associated with rats even in a fictional setting
Chris wasn't a rat, although he was strongly considering it by the end of the series
Chrissy and Bobby. Junior never actually ratted Tony out even though the feds pressured him
Hey Tone, are you in the Mafia?
Can you imagine being a made man and getting whacked off for not doing anything wrong? All you do is be loyle to your godfather and what do you get? A bullet sandwich.
Don't these guys know crime doesn't pay? Tony should've taken the family legit and buy a dozen mcdonalds chains in North Jersey. Maybe even start a waste management business and ride around picking up actual garbage
If only they were more intelligent
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Actually puss, I got something real hard edge: Pokeyman cards.
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try the one that says "some pulp"
It strikes a decent balance between too pulpy and no pulp at all
I like the theory that he wasn't even the rat, he was just that fucking stupid (even though there's solid enough evidence to contradict that)
This is basically what happened in real life and even by Tony's day "traditional" organised crime like protection, racketeering, and robbery were basically non-profitable and only really drugs were worth the money (but they come with their own huge problems and were mostly being pushed out by "foreign" "cartels" anyway)