/andor/

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Star Wars but for… adults

any streams?

Your Rogue One file is ready, right?

Star Wars but for sex havers.

ok guys can we please keep this spoiler free until tomorrow night? i actually have work tomorrow and since i'm a eurofag you guys can't watch it either

i cheated and watched part of it a few days ago the DS blasting Jedha City is so fucking kino

based

www.ninjavideo.net

any bets on seeing a big Star Wars cameo?

these are the real prequels in the world

Darth Vader is confirmed

I just want top see the emperor, but i'm losing hope.

I would say my pal Palpatine might have a word about the current state of the galaxy.

its going to hurt when he dies but hes been a breath of fresh air. shame every other character in slopwars fucking sucks now, and with filoni being allowed to heir to the empire thrawn its so joever

at this point I actually think the best viewing order is

Andor
Rogue One
A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
the Phantom Menace (optional?)
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
<stop here>

so we're getting another time skip right?

final scene fades to black

"...and he was a good friend."

Krennic is so kino in this

hes one of the funniest characters in the series because hes just a failed faggot. Sad we didn't get more of him.

I don't care how much this show is shilled, I don't care about it. I hated Rogue One and the first season.

I'd say out of Vader, Tarkin, and Palps, Vader is the most likely as he's relatively easy to do. no expensive CGI (Tarkin) and no having to pay Ian for one scene. Just need a guy wearing the suit and AI voice dialogue. having said that they've been saying that none of them are going to appear. could be disinfo though.

Andor

Rogue One

A New Hope

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

I wish I could go back in time and not know anything about star wars and watch. With Andor the story arc is beyond kino. The story starts small, on the ground, with a bunch of nobodies, and just gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

are we ready for the Kleya origin story episode that is going to suck so much time like the majority of this season and it's irrelevant archs?

Today is like the Super Bowl but for Anon Babble. I'm just hoping for a good game.

yes this 3ep batch should be 1BBY and lead right into RO

story starts small, on the ground, with a bunch of nobodies, and just gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

exactly what I was thinking
also Andor alone is longer than the OT, PT, and ST put together

But the superbowel gets viewers.

All I need is for Dedra to be assigned to the Death Star in the after credits scene

are we ready for the Luthen origin story episode

yes, absolutely

still not watching it

Well forget about it! It ain't happening. Wedding music please!

You forgot clone wars 2003 between aotc and rots

Are you going to stream or what?

dedra is going to kill luthen isnt she
I just saw the trailer. thats so gay

'Aime mes peuple.
'Aime ma Ghorman.
'Aime mes chansons.

'Eteste les traitres.
'Eteste l'Empereur.
'Eteste l'Empire.
Simple comme.

kamino is in the final episode.

Leida is cute

We need more Leida

TGD

So we don't get sticky, right?

Are you crying because Andor is ending?
Are you?
Look at me.
LOOK AT ME.
There's no place to hide white man look at me
I'm not going to say remember this season because I don't have to.
This show getting cut from 5 seasons to 2 is on you now.

This is like skin.
Your taking the Andor viewing experience with you everywhere you go ...don't you look away from me sniveling crying white man...
She was a warrior...she was everything that you have daydreamed about.
She was a beautiful thoroughbred.
She was a bloodied feared warrior...who's loss will be mourned in ways that you will never understand
she was a miracle
And you...to die like this because of you Ritchie,,,
Yo whining simpering foolish child
Don't...you...dare....cry.....
You'll make up for this earning forever.....

just make a sneed meme, it's more your style

watched and deleted. So many people rewatching it for the first time in a decade are going to be surprised how disappointing it is vs their nostalgia

watch this and watch ahsoka and the difference in quality is astonishing. andor approaches competent television, which is a low bar, but thats how low star wars tv shows are

are you surprised by my tears mam?

Pass me my lightsaber for tonight's big reveal

Rewatched it.

Only SW movie in nearly 20 years to hold up.

I feel bad for troons that hate it.

I use a site to stream it in perfect quality with no stutters for free, and i will not be naming the site because the last time people did that fmovies got nuked. RIP fmovies, the best of the best.

I just can't wait to see my boy again

Ok in this scene we need you to stare longingly at the sidekick brown skinned fighting age space Jedi sharia male terrorist

Yes of course this is important to forwarding the plot points and lore elements....

rebel is attracted to another rebel

oy vey it's like another order 66!

Andor fans....

um just don't be here

I feel bad for troons that hate it.

It's the troons that love it, retard. It was a shit movie.

decent bait

reddit

you could go to r/conservative and find this exact post. hive of Scum and Transgenderism

After credits scene (this is real)

I wish there was more force stuff in andor
,

How will Luthen die?

HOLY KINO

The response

Time to go steal a bunch of silk from the spiders we have enslaved

The Ghor are kind of arrogant aren't they?

It's like a BLM riot!

he wants me to put that WHERE?

nice try, troon

dedra probably shoots him judging by the trailer

How will Luthen die?

By striking me down Dedra, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

So where are we all gathering once Andor is over?

It absolutely deserves a sticky.

nice try, troon

Look at the pics in this thread from bleddit. It's troons and leftists faggots that love this garbage.

This is acceptable.

Between Bix's massive cheeks. There's room for everyone.

recognising pics from bleddit

found the troon

ignoring the reality that bleddit is the opposite site to 4chin

You deny reality like a troon denies their gender.

I rebel.

trannies think it's about them

Pottery.

disney dogshit slop

"best" viewing order

No, objectively best viewing order is George Lucas' 6 movies and his The Clone Wars series as a footnote if you want to know more. That's it. That's how he intended it. That's the only Star Wars there is. Trandor and Shit One are not Star Wars in any way.

Plebbit, where you came from and where you belong.

This checks out

That's what troons think they are doing. You faggot troon.

is anyone actually watching this? these threads feel so "inorganic"

I'm watching it with your mom.

I can assure you engagement is up 34% this quarter.

ITS ABOUT US! ITS ABOUT ME!!!

Obsessed.

solo and rogue one were lucas scripts. solo blows but rogue one atleast feels better

I boycotted Solo when it came out because of TLJ. To this day it's the only SW movie I haven't seen in the theater. Funny thing is once I actually saw it at home I liked it. To this day I like it at least as much as Rogue One. To me Solo is low key super comfy. There's just something about it.

is anyone actually watching this? these threads feel so "inorganic"

Ratings are still shit. They try to pull the "Look at how many millions of minutes viewed this week!" Whilst not mentioning that they release 3 eps per week....
Truth is the first 6 eps were garbage, and 8 was very good. But that's it. You have to watch too much of the other shit to get there. Juice wasn't worth the squeeze.

Mocking statement: Inorganic indeed.

tlj was fine but solo was the most slop filled DUDE I CLAPPED films ive seen in a while but then again I was just surprised rian atleast tried to make JJ abrams do something original. And JJ was so mad about it he crashed the series with no survivors. I can respect rian for telling them to fuck off and then making knives out which are fine

Funny thing is once I actually saw it at home I liked it.

You're a liar and a fraud. Take her away!

How did the rebellion get all the ships and equipment? How could these faggots just gloss over that?

They were not his scripts. Rogue One, or specifically the general plot of stealing the Death Star plans, was an idea John Knoll had for the live-action Underworld show, but it did not involve any of these Disney OCs. Solo also just cannibalized certain ELEMENTS from Lucas, from TCW and Underworld: the Pykes, Kessel, Crime Lord Maul. But it is safe to say that the rest was pure retardation from Disney (LGBT droid is actually the mind of Millennium Falcon, etc). So at best these are just certain Lucas' ideas that Disney cannibalized and bastardized.

ah thats how it was. no wonder solo felt so fucking awful. I actually stopped watching when he was like WE NEED TO DO THE KESSEL RUN and never finished the fucking thing lmao

80 million credits is a whole lot of schmoney, did we forget about that

ACK!

Andormone lovers

"THIS SHOW IS GREAT BECAUSE THERE'S NOT LIGHTSABERS OR FORCE USERS!"

Also from them

"LIGHTSABERS ATTACHED TO A SHIP?! BASED! AND IS THAT WOMAN A FORCE HEALER? I LOVE IT!"

hes just realizing its more fun when the magic system is mysterious to people born post clone wars

yeah

These threads are created by Lucasfilm shills from reddit and disney manchildren.

>hes just realizing its more fun when the magic system is mysterious to people born post clone wars

It's not about mystery. Andorfags were praising this show for what it didn't have....then loved it when it had it.

I just miss /swco/ man

: |

There's a difference between jedi and some weirdo who senses vague shit through the force like chirrut does. Bait used to be believable.

...then loved it when it had it.

thats because kino is kino and it can have jedi and cameos and magic as long as it makes the story good. Its the opposite of filoni slop where that stuff is added because theres no story

I see our superiority has made you upset.

There's a difference between jedi and some weirdo who senses vague shit through the force like chirrut does.

Not really. She was a force healer. Retards like you were praising this show for having no force stuff in muh mature Star Wars, but now it's ok I guess...

I WAS A GOOD DEPUTY INSPECTOR! I was very good.

thats because kino is kino and it can have jedi and cameos and magic as long as it makes the story good.

Again, reading comprehension is a thing. Before these were in the show one of the main praises of the show from retards was that "those things aren't in my mature SW". But now that they are in there it's ok and great. You're all just fanservice loving retards.

Nobody gets a happy ending, fags most affected

I boycotted Solo when it came out because of TLJ. To this day it's the only SW movie I haven't seen in the theater.

Wait, does that mean you cracked and saw TRoS in the theater?

I see our superiority has made you upset.

Yeah, real superiority right here. So is this show a metaphor for trans oppression? Or is it about how Trump is le bad?

you were not here for the kino rogue one trump script threads. You wouldnt get it

Shut up Rian. TLJ was dogshit.

goyslop

you are being dishonest. We praised it because the standard was filoni nostalgia slop, and we didn't want that shit.

Feels like this season just started. I don't want it to end.

that was literally one week ago. prior to that, when most of the comments you're referring to were made, it was true.

We praised it because the standard was filoni nostalgia slop,

So it was the standard Filoni slop?
And AGAIN, you praised it FOR NOT BEING THERE. Then when it was there, you praised it. They can put anything on the screen and you retards will praise it.

TRVKE

I love Kleya so much bros tell me she’s gonna be okay

gilroy approached it from "it should be mysterious" and not "holy shit our show is so ass we need a cameo from Anakin Fucking Skywalker to inject interest in our show!" which is a totally different way to do it. If we just loved fanservice ahsoka would be way more popular but even normies I know fucking hate it

your trolling is shit

one hour warning

Shes going to live but luthen dies. Which is sad because luthen is so much cooler, but I like her too.

no argument

I accept your concession.

kek
like a clockwork

gilroy approached it from "it should be mysterious"

I'm talking about Gilroy, I'm talking about the Andor viewers.
AGAIN

"I love how this mature Star Wars doesn't have the force or lightsabers"

"I love how now there are lightsabers on a shit and a force healer"

Be quiet whoever is fighting. I want more Gerreraposting

she and luthen die by vaders hand questioning them for the rebel hideout

Luthen is based, I hope his death is glorious, I know it won’t but he deserves it

That is exactly what it means. I have way more tolerance for simple lack of creative talent and polished hackery that is J.J. than the jealousy and hate filled cultural vandalism that Rian shat on screen.

#inorganic tag found

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best series on Anon Babble is andor

I would cry if I would care

my sexual wife Kleya!

4 updoots

Even preditards got the tranny fatigue.

Activate miniature death star lightsabers on the sides of my spaceship

Tie Pilot - "He can do that? HE CAN DO THAT!"

VVVRRRROOOOOM
Now this is tie fighting!

Won't be able to watch till tomorrow

Because the show has always done a terrible job at showing the full scope of the Rebellion and these shitty timeskips have only made it worse. There's always been bigger, better supplied, better coordinated rebel groups, but the show barely gives a hint of their existence until suddenly Cassian is just hanging out on the Yavin base.

INT. Luthens shop. Luthen is looking at the antiquities meaningfully. Someone comes in, wearing a dark hood.

DARK HOODED FIGURE: Luthen Rael? Hello, I'm interested in purchasing some of your antiquities for my office.

LUTHEN: Emperor Palpatine?! I- I never expected to see you here.

PALPATINE: Well, it may surprise you to know that I am quite a fan of the arts. History can tell us so much, wouldn't you say, Mr. Rael?

LUTHEN: I'll show you around, and see if there's anything you might be interested in, your highness.

(Luthen shows Palpatine all the various antiques, Palpatine admires them. Then when Palpatine's back is turned, Luthen draws the knife from his cane to end him. Palpatine only laughs.)

PALPATINE: (Without turning around) Did you really think you could destroy me, Axis? It was *I* who sold you the antiquities to start your little shop, knowing your Rebel friends would come! You have been nothing but an asset to me, Axis, but your antiquated views have no place to me.

LUTHEN: Do what you want with me, old man. But the Rebel Alliance will live on another day. For every sunset, there's always

PALPATINE: (Slowly turns) Hahahahahhaa!!!! I AM the SUNSET.... of your insignificant Rebellion! (LIGHTNING emerges from his hands-)

LUTHEN: What the f-

PALPATINE: HAHAHAHAUUAH! Now, Axis, you will DIE!

(Palpatine's lightning burns Luthen to a crisp and destroys the entire shop. When it's over, he smirks)

PALPATINE: Oh, that's the trouble with antiquities. Sometimes they are old and irrevelant, and you have to clean shop. Just as I will soon do... with the senate!!! HAHAHAHA! (He exits, the Red guards join him, leaving the shop in ruins and the charred remains of Luthen upon the floor)

Literally one of the dumbest things in all of Star Wars. Oh, but this is the "smart" Star Wars.

Anyone who still supports Trump and Farage after watching Andor needs to get their head examined.
But seriously, we cannot let him get the nuclear codes.

of course, that's the traditional method to hunt for space whales

genuinely surprised how much I liked him, hes the best character since krennic was added. it makes me sad he'll be stuck in andor but I do not trust someone like Filoni with him after his comments about thrawn. I see why they wanted skarsgard so bad, he is fantastic. I wish I could have 10 more seasons of him with this level of quality, hes just a cool nigga

That's retarded. You should've stuck to your guns and never touched another Disney Wars movie again.

the Radio Times told me this would be available in the UK 'on the 14th' (which it is now) without specifying a time. reeeee.

don't know how all this streaming malarkey works. is it also being broadcast, somehow, somewhere? any cheeky livestreams? (or is it even just, you know, on television? LOST simul-cast style?)

why would the antiquities dealer have lightsabers

he was an adult during the clone wars, im sure they werent THAT hard to come by. wheres the tv copypasta about vader hadukening that guy on the death star because hes being a faggot about space magic

holy shit lloolololo

210584233

88/88 b8

This show is boring as fuck, almost unwatchable

We must secure the existence of the Ghor and a future for Ghorman children

do you even watch this show? that's literally all it is about

Luthen is plaplaptine

then empire can't just take some minerals from some planet

they have to wage some propaganda war and incite a riot with an Empire sniper killing an empire trooper

Palpatine orchestrated the Rebellion, the destruction of both Death Stars, and even his 'defeat' at the end of the Rise of Skywalker in order to make the Jedi even more powerful so a more powerful Sith would have to rise to defeat them

At last I truly see.

bwhahahhahaha

Lonni Jung: And what do you sacrifice?

Luthen Rael: Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything! You’ll stay with me, Lonni. I need all the heroes I can get.

Vel status?

Luthen Rael: Calm. Kindness. Kinship. Love. I’ve given up all chance at inner peace. I’ve made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there’s only one conclusion, I’m damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they’ve set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything! You’ll stay with me, Lonni. I need all the heroes I can get.

This pretentious pseud garbage is now Star Wars?

they show it's a walking stick knife baton gimmick for the 3rd time

retards still think it's a lightsaber

lmao you faggots will be crying for months just like the bitch nigga who looks like Lt. Rapist.

is anyone actually watching this? these threads feel so "inorganic"

Look, some of us are paid to talk about Star Wars. Don't rock the boat.

Dey best not be heagh!

Bro just like plotting and scheming. It's his hobby.

Seeing this speech written out always makes me realize that it was hard carried by Skarsgard's performance. The actual substance of the speech is flowery and repetitive.

jpg of violist on the titanic

Ongoing winter vagina.

holy shit he got a black series?

Pretty good, except that Luthen wouldn't waste any time with a response once Palpatine revealed everything.

He might decide to go for a self-destruct after that, rather than the knife.

stay malding nigga

ahsoka kills him

Im happy he lost

its hard carried by the way its given too. He came up with it on the spot and to me felt like hes trying to manipulate him. skarsgard is acting circles around everyone except saw in this show though that is true

Tonight's secret cameo appearance is playing Imperial Agent Buster

Witnessed

He's alive. : |

Legit, but the fact is that is WAS carried by Skarsgard's performance. The delivery was a 9 / 10.

And it makes sense that it would be the kind of thing Lonni needed to hear to keep him on side.

thank you! yea that's true, i just wanted him to have some last words :)

me when i try to force a narrative because i'm angry

Why is Cassian so skeptical about the force? The Jedi were a thing less than 20 years ago. He must have known about them growing up and it's not like they were all killed hundreds of years ago.

Don't shit yourself when you find out he made that speech before anyone did.

Only difference to him from Moth is that she wrote her after the fact.

They deploy the troon bot, repeat, they deploy the troon bot.

My name is Maarva Carassi Andor. I’m honored to stand before you.
I’m honored to be a Daughter of Ferrix, and honored to be worthy of the stone.
Strange, I… feel as if I can see it. I was six, I think, first time I touched a funerary stone.
Heard our music, felt our history.
Holding my sister’s hand as we walked all the way from Fountain Square.
Where you stand now, I’ve been more times than I can remember.
I always wanted to be lifted. I was always eager, always waiting to be inspired.
I remember every time it happened, every time the dead lifted me… With their truth.

And now I’m dead.

And I yearn to lift you.
Not because I want to shine or even be remembered.
It’s because I want you to go on.
I want Ferrix to continue. In my waning hours, that’s what comforts me most.
But I fear for you.
We’ve been sleeping.
We’ve had each other, and Ferrix, our work, our days.
We had each other, and (((they))) left us alone.
We kept the trade lanes open, and (((they)) left us alone.

We took their money and ignored them, we kept their engines churning, and the moment they pulled away, we forgot them.
Because we had each other.
We had Ferrix.
But we were sleeping.
I’ve been sleeping.
And I’ve been turning away from the truth I wanted not to face.

There is a wound that won’t heal at the center of the galaxy.
There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us.
We let it grow, and now it’s here.
It’s here, and it’s not visiting anymore.
It wants to stay.
Trumps Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep.
It’s easy for the dead to tell you to fight, and maybe it’s true, maybe fighting is useless.
Perhaps it’s too late.

But I’ll tell you this… If I could do it again, I’d wake up early and be fighting these republican red hat fascist bastards from the start.
Fight the Empire!
Fight Trump!

sounds like kino

This is a problem with the prequels, but what the setting is "supposed" to be like is that the Jedi were rare and aloof and nobody interacted with them, so the Force is unknown to the average joe outside of charlatans.
But, of course, you watch the prequels and the Jedi are fucking everywhere.

it's so strange. The prequels made them out to be the secret service who worked closely with politicians. I don't think a single person in Andor has even mentioned them once in either season.

But I’ll tell you this… If I could do it again, I’d wake up early and be fighting these republican red hat fascist bastards from the start.

Fight the Empire!

Fight Trump!

no one said this thoughever

It's just one of those "George Lucas's bad ideas" that you're going to have to accept. It'll be the same in 10 years when Disney or whomever have moved beyond the Sequel series but we're stuck with the stuff it introduces.

That episode came out under Biden thobeit

The Jedi were never a thing until it affected you personally.

Well the prequel trilogy is a story directly focused on the Jedi Order, so they seem more present than they are. Even back then, before all the Imperial propaganda, the extent of Jedi powers isn't super well understood by the public.

Which episode will Wilmon become Borr Gullet?

The Andor thread doesn't have enough engagement on Anon Babble Anon Babble? Well there's only one thing left to do. Execute Order... Forty-one.

the jedi were mystical and wiped out and they basically erased them from history. even people who served in the lone wars were kinda 'your shaolin kung fu is no match for our superweapons' about them

*dances*

Can't watch it live so I am going to stay out of these threads till I watch it. Let's hope it is kino.

Well the prequel trilogy is a story directly focused on the Jedi Order, so they seem more present than they are

The problem with the Jedi in the prequels is their temple is a major landmark on Coruscant second only to the Senate building. It'd be like if the Lincoln Memorial had a bunch of monk wizards in it.
There's also the problem that Jedi were generals during the Clone War (another retarded idea) and so were practically everywhere, making it difficult to imagine that civilians who saw the Jedi use the Force would just stop believing it.

You WILL see spoilers and you WILL be unhappy

Andor/Baby Yoda Sneed crossover holiday special when?

Even retard Anakin on shithole Tatooine knew a Jedi when he saw one. It's retarded that Andor never mentions them. But then you have that bitch Jyn Erso say "May The Force be With You" (a Jedi saying), and everyone is super ecstatic to hear it, so OBVIOUSLY, they KNOW about Jedi. Well, no shit, all the founding members of the Rebellion worked with them directly, and everyone knows of them as heroes and defenders of the Republic.

Mothma should have mentioned genocide of the Jedi in her speech, something like "the empire began with genocide of the jedi, and it did not stop then..."

it has to be deliberate. Maybe the higher ups at disney didn't want them mentioning jedi at all for some reason.

Jyn Erso

She was under the guidance of that blind jedi chink and his sidekick. Of course she said that in the end.

More like Gilroy just doesn't give a shit, since he hates star wars in general. After all, he felt it was necessary for Bail Organa of all people to say "shit".

she explains that her mother lived through the clone wars and was also a crystal person. lmao.

Wheres his fucking sister?

lotta people didnt read catalyst I see

Luke, did I ever tell you about Senator Bail Organa? Yes, I trusted him so much that I left your cunt of a sister with him, and I'm sure he remembers me fondly enough to mention what Senator Palpatine did to me and my fellow Jedi during the night of the long lightsaber. He surely wouldn't avoid mentioning the Jedi at every opportunity, even when it would benefit him and his cause.

And he was a good friend.

I bet it's because the empire made them out to be a sect of pedophiles or some other extremist shit. The masses ate it up and it became the truth.

its almost like imperials controlling the narrative is the point of the show
we really need to get people off their phones

kek

wasting time reading star wars tie in merchandise material, glorified fanfiction, that doesn't matter and can be invalidated at any moment by on-screen media

lmao

Bro it is obvious as fuck it’s Kleya.
Luthen don’t leave shit to chance.

Emperor Palpatine didn't "genocide" the Jedi. Believing in the Force isn't the same as supporting the Jedi, a crazy child-kidnapping cult that had insane influence over the government and tried to kill Emperor Palpatine. I'm not saying Palpatine is perfect but you don't see him taking away kids from their parents or claiming to be "chosen" by the Force. Freeing the galaxy from Jedi corruption is not the same as genocide, yes a few Jedi died at the end of the Clone Wars but not 10,000, which isn't even a big number to begin with. Why should 10,000 Jedi have so much influence over a galaxy of trillions of people? And if 10,000 Jedi died, how come new ones keep popping up causing problems for the galaxy like every year? Why would anyone trust Mon Mothma who worked closely with the Jedi and was probably paid off by them? Again I'm not saying the Empire did nothing wrong, but they didn't kill the Jedi and if they did they deserved it for ripping kids away from their parents to raise in their insane cult and trying to influence the government with their agenda.

There are over 100 quadrillion sentient beings in the galaxy

During the Clone Wars there were about 10k Jedi Knights

The chances of seeing a Jedi during the height of the Clone Wars when they were in leadership positions as a civilian would be astronomical. Anyone with actual interaction with them would be clones and/or other high ranking non-clone military. Andor takes place 15 years after Order 66. Without a doubt Palpatine has worked dilligently to erase any trace of the Jedi or discredit them as phony space wizards through propaganda. Not to mention, he took residence in the Jedi Temple. If you're some bumfuck in Tatooine, prior to the Clone Wars, yeah, you probably heard stories about the Jedi. However, 15-20 years after they were genocided, someone like Andor would think of them as mystics, fake healers and phonies. As far as anyone not living in a planet with a Jedi Temple, the would just be seen as a religious order with weird mantras and magic powers.

Palpatine told everyone the Jedi were traitors to the Republic to justify order 66 please pay attention

you say this but catalyst is written by the guy who did plagueis and is better than any of the movies are and everyone jerks that book off
also comics lmao who reads western comics

wait so Syril becomes Snoke? WTF

Luke did I ever tell you about Bix Kaleen, Andors girlfriend and sister?

And Mothma should have brought it up and challenged that, if that's the case. Just like she did with the Ghormans. Because the bitch also worked with the Jedi directly, like her close friend Bail, and her close friend Padme.

Im yet to watch the 2 final movies of Disney. First I thought it was shit but I liked Rogue One (I think its the best Star Wars movie since the characters actually go through sacrifice and its not centered around Jedi prima donnas).
I liked Solo too but didnt watch any of the other series. What is better: Andor or Mandalorian?

these all look like likeable characters that i want to learn more about

100 Imperial Credits have been deposited into your account

whats better

prestige tv

or commercial to sell more shows because you clapped

I wonder

Thank you. Long live the Empire!

Alot of this guys look and mannerisms scream Vladimir Lenin to me, now I see his name is "Lezine," is that unironically what they are going for with him?

DISCOBOT, BRING THE JAMS

BEEP BOOP TIME TO BOOGIE

blue milk

/thread.

T MINUS 15 MINUTES TILL ANDOR SEASON FINALE

Lieutenant VisaJeet report!

what if Star Wars was a homo BBC prestige drama

They basically made a show in a lab that is impossible to criticize because any criticism will be met with "sorry not enough pew pew lasers and lightsabers for you, go watch Marvel movies"

best character in the series
him MAM AH SAR AH MAMing her was funny

I don't even know what the final episodes will be about

*smuggies*

Mothma should have mentioned genocide of the Jedi in her speech, something like "the empire began with genocide of the jedi

Based palp doesn't need no woman to tell everyone about the jedi genocide.

I don't even know what the final episodes will be about

Vader will do something le epic and the fans wil lap it up.

nice try, gilroy said he doesnt give a fuck about vader

Syril got turned into a zombie

Luther dies like a bitch

Palpatine knows about the Death Star's hidden weakness (?????)

Darth Vader shows up to do nothing

Andor is irrelevant in his own show

Season 2 is officially shit.

Imagine living in a space fairing galactic civilization and your planets race grazes around on some backwater planet like a goat herder tribe staring at meteors showers like it was your god....

‘Andor’ Finally Brings the Force into the Gritty Star Wars Show: “It Would Have Been Really Just Uncool to NOT Do It,” Showrunner Tony Gilroy Explains

how to watch it in 6mins without disnigy+ ?

Why are so many of the screenshots posted for this show blurry

this buck breaking you is so funny

Hasn't there always been something slightly arrogant about the Ghor?

this buck breaking you is so funny

It's funny that you retards like this garbage and will forget about it soon after.

I LOVE HOW THERE'S NO FORCE SHIT IN MY ADULT STAR WARS

GILROY PUT THE FORCE IN? HOLY BASED!

Hasn't there always been something slightly arrogant about the French?

I never said that tho who are you quoting

Big if true

I will post clips and tell you what is happening

bless you anon

Still seething over our superiority.

ANDOR SEASON FINALE 2 MINUTES AND CLOSING

Still seething over our superiority.

Troons like you think they are superior.

LUTHEN IS THE PHOTO RIGHT NOW ON DISNEY

MOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOODS

alright closing this thread until i watched it

What are we drinking for tonights last session of kino?

I'm taking my dog for a walk and then I'm going to bed. None of you niggers better astral project into my dreams and spoil shit.

ITS UP!!!!!!

Are we seriously not gonna have some anon do a watch along stream like the good ole days?

Gnight lads, see you tomorrow. No spoilers on front page for at least 24 hrs pls k thx bye.

Andor S02E10 1080p WEB h264-ETHEL

The sloppa is out!

It's called 'piracy', anon. The problem is you won't be able to do that for an hour or two until someone has ripped a copy and put it up somewhere, and in the meantime Anon Babble is going to be full of spoilers, trolling, and all manner of excitable bullshit. So go find a good source free of malware and exert what little self discipline you have left and stay away until you've actually watched them all.

Which is about what I am going to do. Goodbye Anon Babble... for now.

I'm not waiting a whole fucking hour someone give disney login pls

May we all meet in the next comfy Anon Babble kino, lads.

I NEED THE END GAME

Peacing out from Anon Babble so I can watch this arc slowly over the next couple of days, have fun bros

inb4 K2 is barely on screen

I have herd this from a lot of other homosexuals as well.

Gonna be real with you chief, I think you just don't like women

Troons and faggots love this nuWars shit. They view it as lgtbq++22A vs Trump and fascism.

Dedra NOOOOOOOOOO

Stream?

I'm not watching it but I hope it's bad so people on Youtube scream about it haha

what a fucking piece of shit luthen

solo

I have zero recollection about this one that I ended up googling it and have an oooh it's the one with the sassy nigger robot and khaleesi in it.

mfw

torrets up. private btfo as usual

Empire genocides Jedi....not mentioned in Mon Mothma speech

Empire does genocide on Ghorman....pickachuface.jpeg.png

Kleya tummy peek in episode 10

Not my boy Lonni

That was 19 years earlier and nobody cared anymore

What the hell military campaign is this? Clone Wars?

That was 19 years earlier and nobody cared anymore

Yeah, people just forget about genocide....and it makes total sense that Mon Mothma wouldn't mention it in her speech. If a terrorist attacked happened in America right now do you thing 9/11 would come up?

No.

You really don't think 9/11 would come up in conversations in if there was a terror attacking in America tomorrow? Holy fuck kys retard.

imagine caring about the Jedi in BBY 19

not paying for disney plus so have to wait until its uploaded to streaming sites

Who fucking cares? All of his videos are capeshit or star slop.

It's not about caring about them. It's about bringing up their genocide as it is relevant to the you know, current genocide.
It's amazing how you retards just swallow bad writing.,

What about the actual genocide of the Geonosians? Or the mass enslavement of the Wookiees?

What about the actual genocide of the Geonosians?

Did that happen?

Or the mass enslavement of the Wookiees?

When did this happen?

around 150 people selected for their ability to swing swords dying is a genocide

Is Luthen supposed to be imperial in those flashbacks or just generic soldier?

Did that happen?

Yes, the Empire instituted Total Bugger Death. Hilariously, Saw wanted to go finish the job.

When did this happen?

It's literally Chewbacca's backstory

That dindu firing squad scene

Bit on the nose Disney.

Timing is wrong for Imperial, has to be Clone Wars

If it's not in the movies I don't care.

No one ever talks about how Palpatine was a member of a religious minority that was so ruthlessly persecuted by the Jedi that they immediately tried to assassinate him as soon as they learned of it.

Wookiees being enslaved by the Empire was pretty prominent in Solo.

Uh, if there are ever 150 Eskimos left and someone kills them all, that's a genocide of the Eskimos.

KINO FUCKING KINO

Wookiees being enslaved by the Empire was pretty prominent in Solo.

I legit don't even remember what happened in that movie. But I stand corrected.

Lonni bros... Not like this...

Any streaming sites have it yet? Too lazy to torrent

dedra catches luthen off screen

luthen doesn't just jump her with a knife for some reason

dedra just doesn't fucking stun him for some reason

luthen was just some sergeant in the imperial army

stormtroopers & isb soldiers just ignore kleia

kill strormtrooper, leave him there, kill isb guy - hide his body for some reason

Sloppy as fuck, lmao.

Say the word

Why is Krennic so racist?

no andor

best episode

kek, funny that the show is named after the least interesting guy

Dedra getting man handled once again lmao

kek

Never start with the head the victim gets all fuzzy

kino

Jyn status?

got old and fat

we need a flight plan

Kill them all, Sheev

I love Andor’s ship so much. So comfy

holy shit naboo

rip

Some speedwatcher go to the end of the final episode and tell us what happens

we need strict laws against antisithism

MASSIVE spoilers for the future of Star Wars as a whole, do not click if you don't wanna get spoiled.

The last shot is Bix back on the planet from the first arc, holding presumably hers and Cassian's child in her arms..

NEW THREAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!