I built a huge battle ship at a secret shipyard

I built a huge battle ship at a secret shipyard.

In secret.

I am Picard but I like dressing like an 80s pop star

is that tom hardy? and what movie is this?

what movie is this?

That's a secret.

Just post in trek bro. Im watching the kira pregnancy episode of DS9

Yes
The Dark Knight Rises

Eat fresh.

i found it already so calm your tits mr wise guy
if you're so funny why can't you get laid?

I just climbed off your Mom
I am your Father
Search your feelings you know it to be true

Based Shin Zam the Zim Zam

This entire movie is "never trust anyone, not even yourself"

Why is that the plot device of every fucking Star Trek post-2000?

Where did you build it?

the tiny white ship always defeats the big black ship at the end

Because you put non-science fiction writers to write science fiction.

Damn he was twink-y. No wonder he dabbled in gay sex (by his own admission.)

I know I'm pedantic but hueg enemy ship isn't a plot hole. The real immersion breaker for me is the frontal alignment of the ships. There is no reason any naval or space vessel would ever steer directly face to face of another. It makes no sense. The protocol is to always come about to the side.

All actors do. Yes, that one you like as well.

Careful now

He looks like Pinhead

i think the logic is you don't want to expose more of your shit and side volleying like battleships would be bad for le shields? since they have thinner profiles head on but then again i don't know the lore that's obviously written around the fact that the ships were designed first to look cool

i think the logic is

Main engines are aft.

At a secret shipyard.

and what movie is this?

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It was even harder to believe than the USS Vengeance in the JJ Abrams moie.

Star Trek Nemesis. Pretty fun action sci-fi, just not a good Star Trek movie

Ironically Star Trek Nemesis is one of the few space battles to actually try to handwave that bullshit, the Enterprise and the Scimitar have a wheeling duel with a lot of lateral movement and broadsides and keeping distance from each other
They do that big trailer-friendly faceoff at the end specifically because the battle was already over and the Enterprise lost and Tom Hardy was enough of a crazy sadistic asshole that he wanted to finish them off from point blank as if he could look right out the window and see Picard's face

Which honestly made it pretty satisfying when Picard calls "Full impulse!" and just fucking we gaans him

For me it's Robocop using all of his glownigger powers to create the Super Evil Enterprise and then having a model of it sitting on his desk in open view of his guests (who he intends to kill with it later)
In his defense, it works, Kirk and Spock go "What the hell is that thing?" and they never go "Wait a minute that's the thing that was on Robocop's desk"

Oh fuck, I forgot Peter Weller was in this movie.