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Chubbs’ spirit can rest easy now.

Hi everyone this is Alligator from the movie Alligator where he played an alligator

written & produced by Alligator

directed by Alligator

an Alligator joint

[alligator music starts]

This is psychotic. Reptiles aren't cute cuddly companions that have been bred over centuries to be loyal to us. That thing would rip your fucking neck out for a snack. Those are our enemies. We should be eating them and hanging them up on our walls like trophies not treating them like heckin quirk chungus good bois.

See ya later alligator

Brown post

After while crocodile

RIP. Pretty good career for a reptile.

What did he ever do to you? Are you Indian?

Reptilians laugh as they feast on your loosh

I want to fight a croc.

This dude lives in a mud hut near some fucking river where they still get eaten by crocodiles because they're retarded and all 5'4

This nigga a gazelle

What did he ever do to you?

Nigger he would eat your first born child if given the opportunity. You are spitting in the face of god when you treat these soulless beasts like they're your pet.

who?

vaxx status?

Based. Fuck God.

stop being such a fucking loser, holy fuck

Every day, more heroes are lost...

hooves typed this post

Yeah whatever suck my fucking dick you faggot, go shove a baconator up your ass while you're blushing over cute animal videos online you hypocritical nigger.

you can literally make gators a cuddly teddy bear with just a clothes peg

lifemogs me, i bet he got so much high quality poon back in the day

eating predatory land animals

That thing would rip your fucking neck out for a snack. Those are our enemies.

Meanwhile that gator was starring in movies when you were just a kid in the turd world. Probably made more money than you ever have. This is what white supremacy is all about. Where you see some untubuntu croc skull to be collected, the huwhite man sees a star on the silver screen.
Go make your own civilization darkie.

Scare children even after death

most floridan funeral

trips of truth, they fear the white man and gator alliance

Go back the way you came in Caiman

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The south shall rise again! (while riding on gators)

they can be both

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Least deranged Anon Babblecel.

That thing would rip your fucking neck out

That's the point you dumb fucking faggot. Or did you miss the part about him being taxidermied to continue scaring children?

no sticky

Anon Babble has fallen...

Least deranged Anon Babblecel.

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If he's going to be taxidermied wouldn't that mean his soul will never be able to rest?

You need to get laid

What's with the butthurt?

hook hands typed this post

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gators have prostates??

More than one way to milk a gator, as they say

On May 13, 2025, at the age of 54, Morris was found dead by his nephew at his apartment in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn. The Chief Medical Examiner of New York City ruled it a death by overdose and confirmed that Williams died of a combination of cocaine, fentanyl, heroin, and parafluorofentanyl.

He's a big gator.

Too late for the DeLuca boy unfortunately

Wait, Adam Sandler beat up a real alligator?

Name one person that got his neck torn off by this gator

Legitimately RIP, Alligator was one of the OG monster movies that got me into monster movies thanks to Scifi channel playing it, Alligator 2, Mosquitoes, and Ticks all the time back in the 90s

You'd know about that better than anyone

I never agreed with his politics but he was entertaining in every role.

something regarding alligator

this frightens the third worlder

So would cats but look at all the idiots who love those demonic hellspawns

Since when do they have wifi in straw huts

brain parasites

Dude what the hell happened in your life to make you this irrationally angry about reptiles? Did a crocodile cause havoc in your village and eat some of your fellow tribesmen when you were a child or something kek

maybe its just cuh i didnt "grow up" watching whacky alligator movies but this mother fucker Morris just kind of looks like a Crocodile

Settle down loser

This image was made by someone who has genuine schizophrenia kek

Michelle Trachtenberg

Morris the Alligator

They all come in 3's. Who's next?

That dude is based

Second.

I drive a chevrolet movie theeator

They fucking really hate cool animals and the north sentinel island natives for some reason

seek help

for yuo

I didn't know there was a Colorado Gator Farm. That rules. It's only a few hours away from me. I gotta make the trip

shiver me timbres

Tim Curry is living on borrowed time
So is Clint Eastwood
Gary Busey

Alligators and crocodiles are totally different guiz

it's not heckin cute like muh doggerinos!!

This is psychotic. Reptiles aren't cute cuddly companions

Cope/Bait
I always feel sad whenever I remember that "Hitlers Alligator" got PTSD from the bombings and tanks rolling through the city

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It is I, the ghost of Morris the Alligator!