The thriller tells the story of a dental hygienist (Dunst) who is seduced by a mysterious mermaid (Madison) into the dark and wet underworld of Florida’s exotic animal trade.
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Mikey Madison Lands First Post-Oscar Role Opposite Kirsten Dunst in REPTILIA
gay lesbian shit for faggots
A literal or metaphorical mermaid?
Yuck
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.
I thought she was supposed to play Yoda?
Fuck off ciud
Why are you posting like that?
Are they going to lick each other's cooters?
turns down Star Wars and Resident Evil movie offers to play a mermaid seducing Kristen Dunst
Based?
So now this retard face is just going to be in everything huh
how is she "in everything" to have a single film role?
Jesse Plemmons asked for girl on girl
She turned down two major franchise offers. This looks like a pretty niche movie. I don't see how that's being in everything.
We're replacing you. Step aside you old shiksa hag.
a mysterious mermaid
fuck I hate the mysterious ones.
Her pointedly avoiding the Brie Larson post-Oscar route does earn a little respect from me
Shes going the Pattinson route
I get the impression that she is some kind of acting giga-autist. she would just be bored as fuck hanging around on a greenscreen set waiting for Feige's 17th rewrite.
but he's Batman
They just have to put a mask of her on a manatee.
I don't get it. Are you claiming she is fat?
Night Tide (1961)
The Lure (2015)
Any other mermaid kino i'm not aware of?
I think he's talking about the Neil deGrasse Tyson-tier explantion for historical sightings of mermaids
I'm pretty sure she's not supposed to be an actual mermaid, just a mysterious and seductive femme fatale.
incredible
even in her hag years, kirsten looks considerably better than the broad on the left...
No she doesn't
whatever you say gay bro
milf seduced
dark and wet underworld
Is this lesbian porn?
No it sounds like she's an actual mermaid.
She thinks she's hot shit because she won an Oscar. But she doesn't realize that she needs to capitalize by landing a role in a superhero or franchise movie or she will be forgotten about. This isn't the 90s, Oscar winners don't automatically become household names.
Why do I get the distinct feeling if she HAD said yes to Star Wars and Resident Evil you would be preaching how she is a sellout and "shoved down our throats" or whatever completely opposite claim?
God that sounds fucking retarded
Hopefully this results in a Blue Is The Warmest Color type sequence or else this will just be "that weird mermaid movie" that gets mostly forgotten about.
The only people who would say that are Letterboxd and film twitter trannies. Most average people only watch mainstream movies don't even watch indie movies and haven't watched anora.
Even Oscar bait letterboxd film witter darling Saoirse Ronan said how she would like to do more mainstream blockbusters and regrets turning down marvel roles because nobody knows who she is. Florence Pugh has surpassed her.
no you MUST be in the superhero movie like Brie Larson!
maybe being a household name isn't her goal
the difference is Mikey has already won an Oscar, and for her first really big central role too
she's already in the "pick and choose" position
Saoirse used to do at least reasonably semi-mainstream serious films, like Ladybird and Little Women, both of which she got nominations for, but in the last five years she's gone down into nearly invisible minor dramas no one has ever seen, she needs to at least go back to the semi-mainstream ones.
Then she will fade into obscurity just like Saoirse Ronan. You need to balance blockbuster roles with Indie movies just like Robert Pattinson did. However, Pattinson was already famous amongst women because of twilight. He went fro. Twilight to Batman and because popular with women and then men.
THe premise sounds dumb but I will watch it.
If that fucking bitch doesn't show her ass and tits again then she is not getting another Oscar.
Oh wait we've already seen it. SHE ISN'T
Whore on the left looks perpetually sticky.
Ah, a man of taste.
Geez dude, give her five minutes. Just cos she said no to "Star Wars spinoff junk" doesn't mean she's never going to take anything but obscure arthouse flicks again. It's only been like a month or two since she won.
saoirse ronan fell into obscurity because almost every single one of those movies she chose was just shit. Look at Mia Goth. She's starring in tons of indie artsy movies and she made a name for herself
Ronan was doing fine in the late 2010s, her two Gerwig films were acclaimed but also commercially successful. It's possible to be both. It doesn't have to be solely between Disney's Marvel Man: The Second One and the Dardenne Brothers' Sad Poverty Youth.
Tell that to Emma Stone
nice
The Star Wars role I can understand but why turn down the Resident Evil gig? It's horror and action which is a hot combo these days and she could do these indie projects alongside having a stable and popular leading franchise role. She's pidgeonholing herself too early.
why would they use the word mermaid then? i need to see her in a mermaid outfit, man. don't kill my dream.
Good casting. She looks like she's wearing someone else's face.
Cos it's an absolute junk franchise film wise?
the fuck has that got to do with mermaids?
They pretend to be beautiful using their magic.
That's sirens
Does mermaid pussy smell like fish or mammals?
jewey jewdison lands first hospital bombing role opposite kirsten dunst in ZIONISM
Zach Gregger is hot as hell right now and got 20m to direct that movie. It's not some cheap horror flick. Horror is also a surefire bet in this day and age. She's stupid for turning it down.
Yeah that's what they always say about these franchise entries that they hand to some recently hot name
It's not Marvel, DC or Star Wars. By virtue of that, it should've been a clear win for her. Do the mid-table franchise to keep up your status and elevate yourself as a leading lady and then do any indie crap on the side that you want. She's going the Saorsie Ronan route and people have lost interest in her. Shame.
anon she's literally going to spend the next 8 months breathing underwater to get into character.
Resident Evi
horror
lol
WHY IS SHE SO PALE?
bro she can do that without starring in "Resident Evil: Attempt Number 3"
I so pale
Genes
Director Alejandro Landes Echavarría
Who?
Kirsten Dunst is average looking, is crappy actress with low range(basically just reads the lines) and is annoying irl
Wrong!
I find this to be another deciding moment to the downfall of civilization.
a stripper character in a movie performs a striptease in a scene
?
oh wow, another one?
Mikeys hot lips...
the other one being you not reproducing ?
Don't worry, many others on Anon Babble went inexplicably insane seeing a two second clip of a stripper shaking her butt in a film.
Unfortunately, Mikey is the dental hygienist
No she's the mermaid
No, she really isn’t
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hot take, but I'd like to have sexual intercourse with Mikey
bah
Ok but is part of the Mortal Kombat universe?