Get me up the suspects phone logs

get me up the suspects phone logs

sir, he's only had 8 calls in the last 6 months, all from his mother

damnit, he must be using a burner, this guy's good, pull me up his work history

last payslip was 7 years ago, according to their records he only held the job down for a month before leaving without a word

he must have been doing cash gigs ever since to fly under the radar... any cars registered under his name?

sir... he doesn't even have a driver's licence

DAMNIT JOHNSON Can't you get me anything?!

What about his social media accounts??

This guy's a ghost

There's gotta be a way we can get to this guy. Look up his relationship history. I want an in. Some girl out there has to know how this guy ticks. Go back to elementary school if you have to.

...sir

Sir, I found an old copy of his resume, it says here he'd been volunteering as a "janitor" for an online image board

A janitor for a website? Working without pay? Doesn't add up. Must be a front.

incel thread

sir.. he does not even have a discord

get me cameras on his parents’ house, he has to go out sometimes

Sir, we already have the past year’s footage… we haven’t seen him leave his house or even his room once

character plays call of duty with canadians instead of going to his hs graduation

sir, we found his Steam profile. Hes active! 4 achievements earned in the last 12 hours.

message him, now! I want you to make contact with the perp NOW!

sir... he's been offline for 1200 days...

h-how is...that possible?!

sir... he's been offline for 1200 days...

My only steam friends are from highschool. I've been invisible for like 10 years

You all have social security numbers, compromising ISP search history, vital records and one or two human contacts who are easily discovered with any serious investigation. You aren't special. Cops deal with scumbags who don't have any of the current nonsense all the time. The current nonsense simply makes it that much easier for the cops to do their job with stupid criminals.

could not infiltrate, sarge. He doesnt leave

THEN GO IN THERE WHILE THE SUSPECT IS ASLEEP, GOD DAMMIT. I DON'T CARE IF THIS CLOWN HAS CAMERAS ALL AROUND THE PLACE. YOU GOT 48 HOURS OR YOUR ASS CAN START TYPING UP YOUR RESUME

Why does this character become so belligerent? Is that a beneficial trait in such a leadership position?

How do you fuck up having a license? i understand euros because every inch of europe has a train or bus stop, but americans have no excuse

I failed my test the first time and was so embarrassed and disappointed in myself that I didn't try again for 3 years (passed). I could imagine someone just permanently shutting down and never trying again

probably the stress from higher ups and the responsibility of keeping all the 100s or 1000s of cops under his watch clean and working by the book

he's good

I hope you had a good time anon.

Sir he forgot to greentext.

how embarassing, I bet he's just getting over the anxiety...

get me up

Nonsense—he lives for his job (or he once did). There has to be more to this.

everyone i talked to said it was a waste of time bc they dont even give you the diploma, nor did they do the walk on stage, just school reps talking for 2 hours

the mayor is literally up my asshole about this case. I need results NOW

now if you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting with a certain government official that I’ve been prepping all day for

get me that urine sample Johnson, I don't care if you gotta drill the damn house pipes

he seems to be.... collecting his urine in bottles around his computer, sir

No way people like this exist...

sooner or later he's gonna slip up, w-we just have to be there when he does..

I’m American and 33, got my license at 26 and haven’t driven since. It’s because I’m a loser In every aspect of my life

get a text for the first time in 3 days

it's another unpaid toll scam

CHRISTS SAKE HES GOT TO HAVE SOME SHEDDED HAIR AROUND THE PREMISES... GET IT OVER TO FORENSICS ALREADY I GOT THE ASSISTANT DA BREATHING DOWN MY ASS

sir... he has no hair..... his neighbors mentioned he went bald a few years back......

That's such an alien experience to me.
I must've clocked hundreds of thousands of miles by now.

Fucking kek

we have activity on his credit card at a coffee shop on 6th and 9th, five seconds ago. Patch me into the traffic cam across the street and zoom in, we've got him!

the NSAs monitoring every phonecall nationwide for his voice. The second he strings two words together, we'll pounce!

check the garbage, he's got to throw them out sometime

sir... you're not gonna believe this... he's got them stored in his closet going back several years.

well get a stool sample then, I don't care what it takes!

It seems he uses empty holiday popcorn tins and 5 gallon buckets for that

dear God, get me the president!

Damnit Johnson if the mayor goes any further up my ass about this case, he’s gonna come out in China! I need info on where the perp was last, stat!

Sarge, we can’t find him anywhere after high school, it’s like he just stopped existing!

Then go off of when he was last seen, from his prom, from graduation, anywhere!

*typing noises*
*gasp*

S-sir, you’re gonna want to take a look at this

My God… no prom? No graduation? He didn’t even show up to take his final yearbook photos? We’re dealing with a ghost here…

Why do these people expect their target to both go to a public place and make a phone call? Did someone set him up?

this kid's clearly a CIA Mk-ultra experiment, no FREAK would have no social media presence at that age

10/10 thread

It seems like he's on to us sir

Why is that?

Well... every other day he goes to another liquor store. He never goes to the same one twice during the week.

He's clever..he's trying to lose us