This made Gen Xoids and Millennials lose their marbles

This made Gen Xoids and Millennials lose their marbles

This made zoommutts cry and hide in the corner with their eyes covered

CALL ON MEEEEEE
CALL ON MEE

We werent addicted to sissy porn and only fans by the age of 8 like zoomers

That’s a perfectly size ass. It’s firm and giggly lard ass you see today. Nor is ridiculous ass implants where bitches look like they’re wearing a wet diaper. Brain washed zoomers just been gas lit into thinking obesity is sexy

yeah that was a good song

not sliver

not s1 lexx

Do you even research?

Deanne Berry.

Asses in the 90’s were much healthier than what we have today.

Is there an edition that cuts out the dude parts? That was gay

For me, it's the brunette in blue.

Not at all.

Fuck it, I give up. I'm a Zoomer. What music video is this?

did women really wore assless leotards in public?

I love Warfare so much bros...

Call on Me by Eric Prydz.
It was the intro for a movie called Warfare, which is very very good (my frontrunner for best of the year so far).

I remember when having a disgustingly huge ass was not viewed as attractive. Buns of steel was the biggest selling workout video. Every bitch magazine had “how to shrink your ass” on the cover. Joke was never to tell a woman her ass looked too big. But this was people where country was morbidly obese

US obesity rate in 1995

15.6%, negligible morbid

US obesity rate in 2025

64%, half morbi
This nation is fat as fuck and we pretend we got "juicy booties" when really it's just FAT! YOURE FAT!

Post women from Anon Babble in leotards NOW.

Not at all.

found the nigger obsessed with rubber asses

For me, it’s Destination Calabria

youtu.be/VP7DWS-gl_U

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

Incels have no idea how disgusting huge asses are. Not porn or photoshopped where all cottage cheese is removed.

i-is that Claire Danes

yeah

This made me goon with my Big Zoomer Cock.

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Claire Danes had a perfect ass.

Yes.
It was a surprise when anons starting posting that clip. When I was a child, I'd see that movie, 'To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday', at the video store and think it looked like the most depressing thing ever. I wanted to die before I made it to such a decrepit old age.

I don't understand the appeal of thongs.

"Is...is there a heckin butthole behind that string!??!"

Winwood made some absolute bangers.

You get to see the whole ass without seeing the filthy asshole. It's a straight guy thing.

Me either. Bikini underwear on women is way hotter

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Regular girl underwear sucks if you have butt cheeks, most girls I've dated wore thongs or that half deal that is wide on top but stringy on bottom. Many girls don't like underwear at all.

if you believed in GHOST, you'll love this movie

it was a different time

Younger people don't like fit women?

As a regular thong enjoyer, they're very comfortable.

They just don’t like pantie lines. Because women are unrelenting attention whores they can’t wear shit that actually fits but most tightest shit possible and then notch endlessly how uncomfortable it is

Still does.

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No WEBM yet? Don't make me do it myself.

The problem is when she bends over it will turn into a bony ass. That's a good ass when she's standing up, but I like more cushion for doggystyle.

I like the song

Meanwhile us zoomer chads get feet shots in our pop star music videos

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The post that saved Anon Babble

that's actually matt smith's sister, if you can believe it

some zoomerfaggot just discovered this music video after watching some mediocre zogganda flick

Kwab

FINALLY ITS HAPPENED TO ME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
I JUST CANT DESCRIBE IT

Reminder that the girl in the blue leotard is Matt Smith's sister.

Large asses are fundamentally groidish.

it's nice, but I need more

SATISFACTION

I remember when having a disgustingly huge ass was not viewed as attractive

Thank God our culture moved on from that.

Younger people don't like fit women?

Some at least pretend not to. The current sex meta among young people (and for at least ten years) is "thiccness". People have become so fat that many psyop themselves into coveting lardasses.

Cope zoomers are the hottest generation

Imagine the awful smell

Is that a dwarf

OHH LAWD DEM RANGZ

I actually never enjoyed this video very much, it's just not that sexy to me. This one is much better:
youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

Liking big muscle thighs is gay btw
Dont @ me. I know I'm right

We werent addicted to sissy porn

You missed out old man

EDDIIEEEEEE

FAT! YOURE FAT!

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you had to be there

timmy cope

There's a very sus music video with 18k views posted last October. Should I post it?

in the 90's in my country thongs where not very popular, but I will never forget the turboslut mom and her daughter wearing thongs at the beach lol, the giant crowd just standing there watching the mom/daughter pair just sunbathing.
I'm sure at least half the crowd was more insterested in the 12yo ass in yellow thong lol.

Wow, a photoshopped ass pic. Let’s see what it actually looks like

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succulent, delicious, absolutely built for british broadcasting corporation

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She’s a literal hobbit

feet

chads

I hope you get ebola

destination calabria
it came out when I was in high school marching band. Our uniforms had the same green and black colors

Most asses pre 1990s or so looks like small pancake butts or ugly out of place. That booty is an exception

This made Gen Xoids lose their marbles

I preferred satisfaction, it's a better song too

some women complained and this clip was eventually replaced with something boring

This wasn't the original video

I always wonder if Anon Babble is being ironic when they post this woman and claim she is attractive

it's the best version

How the fuck did boomers and xoomers get off to asses that were so flat? It’s basically gay porn.

right because zoomie gooners weren't spamming the board with The Substance ass for three months straight

Big asses are niggerish
A slim pert butt is Aryan

This. Big boobs is a white man thing. Notice how soon as feminism and woke culture came around men liking big tits was “sexes” but forcing ass porn into everything wasn’t. Where a woman twerking and wearing thongs out at public beaches was “powerful” but women showing cleavage “reee sexulaized” Look at the pure seething Sydney Sweeney gets

this is wrong, you should always look a what you're doing when using power tools

These are asses you learn to love because you are married to them.

heckin

Just kill yourself.

Pretty good Daft Punk track

Good taste

not that anon
but I've always imagined its because, theoretically, a nice ass is always attainable by a woman even though its not. While you can improve your ass with proper diet and exercise, muscular insertions and natural fat deposits are entirely genetic unfortunately
just another example of women being retarded when it comes to bodybuilding imho

it was no big deal back in 2003

...

It is pure female cope. you are right it’s rare to get a great ass. But any woman can get a fat ass because most women are fat asses. Just want guys to think have huge lard ass is hot and simps fell for it

I think its a reflection of changing demographics, sadly

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that being stated, as a WASP, I would choose a cute pert and healthy butt over sloshing milk jugs on an otherwise very out of shape woman
but when asked I say I prefer tits over ass, for the same reason I prefer gold over food, even though a lack of food is worse than a lack of gold

my cousin gained a lot of weight and none of it went to her ass and tits, none.

genetics are a real bitch

Bosch bros won.

when asked I say I prefer tits over ass, for the same reason I prefer gold over food, even though a lack of food is worse than a lack of gold

oddly poetic

None of the women in my family ever had any weight on their bodies except for my aunt-by-law who had golden curves. No wonder I was obsessed with her when I first started getting boners.