Its STAR WARS but like MATURE and for ADULTS

I think ADULTS don't see Disney+ as a streaming service of kino
It also has bad advertisement

It's not that. mature or adult. Actually, it's rather sophomoric and boring.

What if...Starwars but rape???

Based.
More rape.

adults don't use retarded baby talk like "kino"

imo the statements

andor is better than most star wars media

and

andor doesn't quite fit thematically with star wars

both make sense to me

it's definitely lacking that otherwordly, mystical feeling a lot of the time, but it's well done anyway

except the first arc of season 2 which feels like disney wars shit

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its STAR WARS but like NOT TRASH or RETARDED

its X but MATURE and for ADULTS (because everything is grey and brown, everyone curses, and theres blood)

Welcome to western teenagers and young adults.

Superheros and John Wick smashing together like a 5 year old with his toys is mature because its brown and someone quupped to the camera with a curse word once.

Lion King is about life, romance, and ironically about growing into adulthood but its for kida because its animated and has more than 2 colors

I watch for her

>except the first arc of season 2 which feels like disney wars shit

It was pretty bad, at least by Andor standards. The standoff with the rebels was practically cornball instead of tense, and the whole illegal migrant worker plot didn't need to be dragged across 3 episodes.

How do people not find this shit comfy

Fixed.

The three episode per week format is comfy AF. I truly hope it becomes a thing.

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The Mayans believed that corn was sacred.

What exactly is corny about it?

It's just something to say to get the 'I hate everything' message across, don't interrogate it

tactical plate carrier vests with MOLLE webbing are now canon in star wars

this is supposed to be a prequel to the 1977 movie

Bravo disney! Bravo Tony Gilroy! Andor so kino!

Because it's for adults like all those good old Star Wars novels and not weird saturday morning cartoon shit like all the Star Wars stuff since The Clone Wars.

is the armor from the 70s?

Modular lightweight load-carrying equipment, or MOLLE is the current generation of load-bearing equipment used by a number of NATO armed forces, especially the British Army and the United States Army since the late 1990s. MOLLE uses Pouch Attachment Ladder System (PALS) webbing – rows of heavy-duty nylon stitched onto the gear – to attach equipment. This method has found use on civilian gear, and as a result, the term MOLLE is used outside the military for PALS-type webbing.

So no, it's not from the 70s. They just bought modern day tactical vest and called it a day.

You sound like SW Theory, upset that there's screws and bricks in the show.

I mean, there's a lot of advanced stuff that the Empire has that is in a bunch of media surrounding the OT, but they make no appearance in the OT. Nothing new. This is a nothingburger.

Nah. This is different. This is straight up lazy, out of place anachronism. It makes no sense. It's lame. This is the case with many props and sets on this show.

Sounds gay, like for faggots.

that is in a bunch of media

No one gives a shit about "a bunch of media". It's bad too. This is a $600 million dollar television production. You are making a prequel to the movie that came out in 1977. It's like giving someone a fucking M4 rifle in a medieval movie. Just displays laziness, lack of care and thought.

ITS STAR WARS THEORY GET HIM!!!!!!

upset that there's screws and bricks in the show

it's so stupid to be like that, yes back in the mid-70s Lucas told the costume designers "there are no buttons or zippers in this universe" but to hold on to this "certain items were never shown in the original movies so they are forever forbidden from being shown in any context" is just idiotic, of course paper and pens and screws and bricks and knives and forks and televisions and all that exist in the SW universe

It's just something to say to get the 'I hate everything' message across

This is my point. I have never described this show in the way he posted and would never describe this as "Star Wars but." I have always just described it as a good scifi show that stands on its own feet. It just happens to have the Star Wars brand stamped on it but it doesn need it. In fact it would probably be even more popular than it is if it didnt and it was just some scifi space spy show on another network. This is what I said say EXACTLY what is corn about it. There is nothing corny about, or in this show

nigger the targeting systems in the original x wings and tie fighters was literally atari tier. Do you think everything for the rest of star wars Ip from now to eternity should continue using 16 bit technology in a more advanced universe? Get real retard

just a reminder that scissoring is SW canon

its bad because its actually good

It's better than anything George Lucas has ever done i even doubt his sequels and the show Underworld would have been better than Andor

NTA but yes. The tech should stay retro future. Adding current technology in these legacy ip's doesn't work. It has been proven time and again from Blade Runner to Aliens. Going back to the old tech maintains the true soul and aesthetic of the universe.

Not an alien in sight, all characters are humans in vague SW cosplay, you forget you're even watching Star Wars until the occasional stormtrooper walks by

WAY too many characters, impossible to learn anyone's names or care about anybody

Between the terrible sound mixing and filthy accents, subtitles are a must

Cutting back and forth between settings every 30 seconds makes it almost impossible to follow what anyone is talking about or doing

Plots within plots within plots make the actual plot convoluted

Way too many scenes of ladies walking through parties and gardens talking about betrayal, trying way to hard to be sci-fi Game of Thrones

You can skip the entire episode and watch the recap before each episode, saving yourself an hour and missing nothing of interest

Star Wars is inherently stupid and childish, so trying to make it seem smart and adult just comes off as confusing and retarded.

Star Wars isn't supposed to be good, that's why Andor doesn't fit in.

I get what you are saying but it just isnt a realistic for movies made 20 years later in an IP to use the same technology. It dates the film and will hurt it financially. Phantom menace used a yoda puppet instead of cgi and quickly scrapper it from then on. People dont want to see shit that looks like it was made 20 years ago, they want to see new and cool shit.

It's not for adults, it's aimed at the young adult market (12-20)

If there hadn't been the lesbian romance it would have been 10/10 but Disney always wants to push their agenda into everything

to add, it literally makes the show LESS realistic to use dated tech. In the 70's you could use atari tier tech to depict a more advanced civilization because it was the only frame of reference for the audience. If you make a modern movie about a supposedly more advanced civilization/universe using tech that is less advanced than our CURRENT tech, it loses verisimilitude. Just the massive ear piece Andor wore on Ghormon when we currently have ear pods or w.e they are called that are way smaller and invisible to the eye (like the avengers wear) isnt believable. Why would a spy wear a massive ear piece anyone can see from 30 feet away when your grandma in this Universe has a hearing aid so small it is invisible? It is dumb so get over it

It seems you are too retarded to understand what is being discussed. Are you like Brazilian, or something? You're making an argument that it's okay for Yoda to pull out a P90 out of his ass.

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eat shit and cry moar about screws and bricks stupid nigger

Star wars fucking suck. It can't die soon enough

Mandalorian if made by tony gilroy

You are literally wrong. They even went back to practical for Baby Yoda to prove my point. And everybody thought the tech in Prometheus made it seem like it wasn't even in the Alien universe. It took decades for studios to finally figure out that you can't update a perfect aesthetic. The world is the world. These aren't our world they aren't the real world they are their own universe with their own look and feel. Updating it with current era tech totally doesn't work and kills the aesthetic. You can refine the old retro tech to make it look more aesthetic. But adding current era tech just ruins the look and feel. As well as dates it for future viewers by tying it to current era instead of the ip's era.

Exactly. This is why Alien: Isolation is praised, and Ripley's dogshit prequels are universally despised. Because one is authentic, and the other one isn't.

Ridley's*

The Zabrak witch was working for Darth Plagueis; she manipulated her coven into establishing themselves on that planet to study the spontaneous life-generating anomaly deposited there following the Great Hyperspace Disaster. This was the source of the later Force conception experiments that resulted in Anakin Skywalker.

andorfags be like: you can't make a good dinosaur movie without F14 jets!

prequel autists SEETHING because they're too dumb to follow this show

Absolutely based, I hope you all fucking die

I'd rather have 2008 honda civics with heated seats and bluetooth in Star Wars than another shit writer ruin everything again.

This so much

2008 honda civics with heated seats and bluetooth in Star Wars

That's exactly the sign of a shit writer, who shouldn't be let anywhere near the IP.

It's an allegory for January 6th. People peacefully protested and the government literally tortured people for stepping into a building that they own.

I felt so adult and mature and sophisticated when I heard a revered, dignified, noble, respectful Bail Organa say "shit" in my Star Wars.

retard, they did this because back in 70s they had to use everything that looked modern enough to pack into their indie movie made by enthusiasts
they didnt actually want that shit to be an actual atari tier, thats just the resources they had on their hands
equivalent of that for Andor should have been some super futuristic vests and not that ordinary shit

I feel like there is years long slowbrun marketing campaign astroturfed by Disney
Because nothing in Andor is more mature or for adult than Lucas had in his 6 movies
It might be shot like modern Netflix slop, with shakey camera and actors acting like they are in some criminal procedural, sure. This doesnt make it a 'mature serious SW'.
People confused vulgar and low brow fiction for maturity and seriousness.
Any of the Lucas movies is more mature and serious than this slop. It just has brilliant fairy tale and opera atmosphere to it, that is lost in Andor completely.
Tldr people praising Andor are slop eating midwits.

Pretty much. Either that, or people who genuinely hate Star Wars, yet want to watch something wearing its label for some reason. You can constantly see faggots who praise this dogshit show saying that all of Star Wars is bad, and this fad of the year is somehow better than even the original movies, lmao. It's ridiculous. The reality is that this slop will be forgotten in less than a year. It's all it is: astroturfed fad. Just like baby yoda is now forgotten. Remember when it was the biggest thing ever? Yeah.

says something so obvious only a moron would think it is in any way insightful

Thanks for repeating what I already said you stone cold moron

eternity should continue using 16 bit technology in a more advanced universe?

There is a significant set of millenial fans who believe cassetpunk is the be all end all of franchises like star wars and alien.