Petrified, potter?

petrified, potter?

How would the dynamics of the movies change if Draco was a girl?

asshole antagonist character becomes the love interest later on

when is this trope in anything?

hbo doesnt have the balls to gender swap malfoy

Doesn't polyjuice basically make this possible? Rowling literally created a fictitious method for trannies to accomplish their dream.

Pretty kino

Malfoy a cute

instant kino and best girl status

petrified, potter?

How would the dynamics of the movies change if Draco was a girl?

let's just say I'm scared stiff draquette haha

scared, Potter?

How would Harry respond without using parseltongue?

Gay noncery when the sites being audited by the government?

With normaltongue.

Only works an hour at a time. Keep drinking.

Rape is the best solution.

girls cant be evil

Training for the ballet potter?

Even if Draco was a girl just to fulfill whatever your beta estrogen fueled tranny fetishes, which you acquired from heavy porn, internet and Anon Babbleedditsm consumption, it would still be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though r-right

"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

this like shit spam is all an inside job btw
they're allowing it, encouraging it, participating in it.

So do we have a resident schizo who hates Harry Potter threads?

More like horny, Dracina

You're jelaous of whites and east asians though, pajeet

Finding this post is surreal given that I just read the only decent Harry/Female Draco fic ever written. It's a shame the author wrote it as a sort of dick joke after they very high as balls.

This is a copy pasted comment from reddit 6 years ago wtf

Making Draco a tsundere

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

And lots of* :o

omg OP i love that idea. its so gender affirming

What's the name of the website with all the Harry Potter gan fiction? I was in the middle of a story and my phone exploded a few days ago

Honestly if Harry were pussywhipped into being a dochebag like his father and forced to confront that reality that would give him more character growth than most of the books. At the very least it could humanize Slytherin more and make them less of the nazi house.

You have no heart anonlar

Would've made the series much better and Harry could have ended up with FemDraco.

In the 5th book maybe have Lucius have second thoughts and think it's messed up that Voldemort is messing with Hogwarts where his daughter goes.

Voldemort kills Lucius and FemDraco watches from the side.

FemDraco takes the spot of Luna Lovegood and she bonds with Harry over seeing the thestrals. Femdraco gets ostracized by Slytherin because her dad is a traitor. So she reaches out and joins the Dumbledore army and bonds with Harry more.

FemDraco in 6th book then can be a double agent and kill Snape to get back in with the Deatheaters.

Eventually FemDraco betrays the Death Eaters and allies with Harry and they defeat Voldemort. Sex scene happens and then they get married.

tranny mod protected Anon Babble faggotry