Conservatives try to make their own films and tv shows

conservatives try to make their own films and tv shows

they fail

What went wrong?

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The actual story is that Matt Walsh wanted to keep making entertainment and Ben Shapiro wanted more overtly political content. Very common dispute among right wing movements (Hitler only wanted documentaries but Goebbels wanted entertainment to explore their ideals)

JOSE NO WHAT'RE YOU DOING TALK ABOUT FRASIER QUICK

left wing grifter thread

Lady Ballers is a fun watch with friends in the same way shitty 00's sex/stoner comedies are. At some point in the movie there's an advertisement for a shaving kit and I'm still not sure if it was an actual ad or some type of satire

They blew like a billion dollars on the Pendragon Cycle

dude woke movies suck

make nothing but girl boss slop

Buy an ad bird nigger

Matt Walsh

*Jeremy Boreing

Right, but same story.

Right wingers tend to prefer talking head/commentary versus fiction. Conservative talk radio is their thing. Even with The Bee you constantly have them breaking character to just talk about modern society on a podcast instead of making jokes.

They were pretty fucked once they lost both Brett Cooper and Candace Owens

conservatives

you still lumping the jews with The Right?
it's become clear the jews are a political island unto themselves.

The vast majority of conservatives are pro-Israel

i'm gonna be a faggot/destiny and ask for a source on that.
last I checked, the polling was that there was a HUGE generational divide and zionism is dying out with the boomers.
if you're a yid, I wish you good luck during the reckoning. it's gonna be cringe times.
your zoomer PR game is bad. globally.

It's really got nothing to do with the politics or the jewishness. It's simply that Ben Shapiro is a whiny little bitch and doesn't have the charisma to be the anchor for a whole media empire.

not really. it's way worse because they have like one or two actual jokes

The Louie G. Mangione vid ruined the facade that they are for the working man

That's why I'm comparing it to movies that are similarly one note with "dude sex" and "dude weed" jokes
Something to laugh at instead of with. The one exception I remember was the running joke with the news anchors, which is actually funny

00s stoner comedies are not shitty and are in fact actually funny. Lady Ballers is embarassing shite.

Has Ben taken HGH?

This is why the Earthworm Jim creator gave up on comics and video games. Now he only makes political videos on YouTube.

I'm not American, but I noticed your right on the internet tries to look like intellectuals in three-piece suit while your left on the internet tries to look cool and one of the bros.
It's sort of hard from an outsider to understand what each side is for or against it because I don't follow much of your internal politics and I don't have the cultural context, but it's easy to get the visuals because it's so in the face.

Well, he sold the rights to his character and the people who bought it used it for their ideology. His fault I suppose

thanks NTAnon

Jeremy, no one liked this movie.

they're each pretending to be what they're not

Because if your goal is making your trash political first, and worrying about entertainment second, you're making shitty entertainment. Especially if you're crying about "woke" shit or whatever and then turning around and doing exactly the same shit you were complaining about.
Just because its [other side] doesn't make it less shitty and hypocritical.

Jeremy Boreing is a wannabe filmmaker. So when he's gone, the Daily Wire has no will to continue making entertainment. They may still produce that kids content if its a moneymaker.

Isn't it over Walsh being against America funding Israel?

Conservatives tend to be literalists and unimaginative.

Not because they care about Jews. It's because they believe Jesus will come back when Israel is complete.

conservative

liberal

How about you just make good entertainment. Nobody likes being preached to, not even the choir.

Lots of conservatives make good shows and movies but you don't label it as such because it's not hamfisted.

Liberals love hamfisted media like the west wing or whatever social commentary A24 just released

Yep. He supports Israel over Palestine but also doesn't think America should be funding the war

Walsh has also really pissed off Shapiro because Walsh is supportive of Shiloh Hendrix whereas Shapiro thinks Shiloh is just as bad as Karmello Anthony and that people should "stop giving money to terrible people" (equating saying "nigger" with stabbing someone in the heart because they asked you to leave their tent)

Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
So what does that look like?
Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes

Chuds can't make art, same as trannies

that's the biggest, blackest, hardest, longest, thickest, veiniest, most throbbing juicy cock I've ever SEEN!

oh so that’s what happened to their Snow White

Conservative TV show: liberals are stoopid snowflakes.

....

nothing else

I'm swinging back to being a leftist because the conservative "based" beard oil guys and le family men black rifle copy pickup truck faggots are so insufferable. yes we get it tampons in men's bathrooms is weird, why the fuck is all my income being taxed and being sent to Israel?

vast majority

Stratify by age. In 20 years there will be no faction with a majority support for the Isle of child rape

Conservatives

There's nothing to conserve. Conserve what? The right to divorce? The right to watch unlimited pornography? The right to work for some multimillionaire corporation that hates you?

The Left has successfully coded everything conservatives could defend as 'low class', so the right has been reduced to the anti-left. They'll say 'we're pro-family' but that's basically 'anti-gay' or, now that gay is completely normalised, 'anti-trans'. They won't move a finger to facilitate the flourishing of a white, straight family.

The right isn't 'for' anything. The good news is that the left is composed of almost equally retarded people and they'll keep harping about the things we're 'not allowed to like anymore', like religion, masculinity, or our ancestors, and because those things are fundamentally good, and people graduate towards them, that's the 'Patrick Bateman's', the 'Jokers' and 'Homelander's' of the world.

If right-wingers would unapologetically defend right wing values, people would eat that up. But they're a proud and vain bunch and they're terrified of being seen as low class.

Strategically you can’t put a price on an unsinkable aircraft carrier in the Middle East

Most people have rejected those types now and every single demonrat in office right now won because of AIPAC while the right is only most

What about Rashida Tlaib?

troon thinks it can hide itself by saying "tranny"

lol

Purity spiraling, but also, around jews you lose

Matt Walsh is very clearly the only thing going for them now that Candace left and he probably wont be on there much longer after failing to fall on his knees for Israel in that Tucker interview.
Daily Wire probably could be successful but ultimately (((they))) prioritize Israel and still shilling jew propaganda (e.g. ladyballers having a gawking at black cock scene).

determining your politics like this

I doubt dollar store Bluey is a moneymaker

Yeah, staging out of Israel would be pretty handy

Why didn't we do that any of the times were were doing wars in the Middle East?

to be funny you HAVE to allow yourself to be made fun of. an example of a "conservative" comedy done right is hank hill. he's right wing, he usually BTFO hippies all the time but what makes it entertaining is that he's also silly. he has a small urethra, he has a funny pale small ass, he BAHHHs all the time he is the constant butt of jokes but he's still respected and right at the end. Sometimes he's actually right about something but has the wrong approach or doesn't know the full picture so he LEARNS and GROWS. Compare that to something like mr. birchum who is just

right wing

always right

everyone else is stupid

conservatives just cannot concede even a little EVEN FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER to create a story. mr. birchum must be the correct one, always, and everyone else who disagrees with him is the enemy. that's fucking boring.

This one don't.
That's my problem with all these Youtube alternatives. They only seem to exist for political commentary.

Texas passed a comprehensive stand your ground law that covers what Anthony did. You fucks are going to do what Reagan did when he was governor and saw the Black Panthers carrying guns lmao

This is the thing about DW that makes it hard for me to get behind. I like Walsh in the sense that we need more unapologetic voices pushing back against the dumbest stuff. But Shapiro just always manages to make it about defending Israel. It's disconcerting because many of his non-Israel takes have some logic behind them, but then her tosses that logic out the window for Israel. Walsh would legitimately be better off striking off on his own if he can find to help him run the business side without hijacking it.

Stephen A Smith asking Shapiro about George Floyd showed why the former should be president.

Are you serious? He won't be convicted for killing the guy?

"conservatives"

Golden Age Hollywood was conservative, so was Walt Disney