Well, Anon Babble? Who the secret villains??
Well, Anon Babble? Who the secret villains??
In the book Hammond gets eaten by dinosaurs and Jenny dies of not AIDS.
Hammond was a dreamer who dreamed a little too big
Rose was in a shitty relationship (though throwing the gem in the ocean at the end was cunty)
No argument with Jenny and Grandpa Joe, fuck both of them to hell
any consequence he faces is actually a 4D chess move that benefits him
Walt did nothing wrong, and there's way more cartoonish villains to pick from
Hammond's only crime was hubris. It's a tragic flaw.
That cunt from Titanic and Jenny aren't villains either, they're just typical women. Which is why they are idolized by women.
What's the beef with grandpa Joe?
What's the beef with grandpa Joe?
Reddit likes to point out Grandpa Joe "magically" can walk after Chalrie wins the golden ticket
What's the beef with grandpa Joe?
lazy faggot that lied in bed all day while his family suffered in poverty
He fought in the war. He earned a bit of R&R.
Donald Trump in Home Alone 2
Having a bit of a lie in is a crime now?
He wanted to fulfill Charlie's wishes
The inclusion of Hammond is funny.
The story exists entirely to tell audiences that what he was doing was wrong and bad. The fact people think he should have suffered more just shows it was successful.
Now any time scientists want to bring back any extinct species no matter how innocuous you have a bunch of retards going "uh, did you not see Jurassic Park".
Grandpa Joe is basically a modern day fat girl who claims disability because they can't leave the house and work "for health reasons" but still has no problem with taking a 10-day vacation to Orlando to go to all the theme parks
characters have flaws and make mistakes
that means they're villains
what an infantile view
do you have someone in mind?
if Joe hadn't been there to motivate Charlie, he never would have sought out the Golden ticket. if Joe hadn't pushed Charlie to break the rules and steal the fizzy lifting drink, Charlie never would have had the opportunity to attone for his actions, forgive Wonka, reject the devil (Slugworth) and attain the kingdom of heaven (the keys to the factory).
on the surface he is a selfish, scummy guy but he is essential to Charlie's apotheosis. just like Slugworth plays the bad guy, but is ultimately revealed to be working for Wonka. it's all part of a grander plan.
That cunt from Titanic and Jenny aren't villains either, they're just [villains]
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Hammond's only crime was hubris. It's a tragic flaw.
His main mistake was being in a Michael Crichton novel where dinosaurs are imagined as uncontrollable monsters instead of just large animals.
No, its not a crime. Its just asshole behavior. You know, leaving your family one night saying youre going out for smokes and never returning isnt a crime either, doesnt make it cool though.
Lily from how I met your mother
The Glee teacher from Glee
Hammond is more of an evil greedy cockbag in the book.
But after they cast Attenborough its just physically impossible not to see him as a lovable charming grandpa.
Movie Hammond doesn't belong here.
Jenny got aids and died slowly. She grew up being raped, got pimped out and beaten by all her boyfriends as an adult. She never even went out of her way to play with forests heart. Forest just kept stumbling into her and was a simping retard who wouldnt take a hint. What additional consequences would have sufficed?
Jenny dies of AIDS in the movie, too, you just don't get to see it onscreen.
It's hep c in both.
Should have been raped again
The dinosaurs in the novel aren't dinosaurs. Hammond freely admits to Wu that he's making things that only look like what people think dinosaurs are. Wu himself doesn't know if he's gotten them to behave like dinosaurs, just that they aren't headbutting the electric fences anymore.
Wonka seeded the local shop with a golden ticket. He might not have known it would be Charlie who found it, but it's quite possible he did in league with the shop keeper when the opportunity presented itself.
The fizzy drink room was clearly a setup to tempt Charlie. Maybe if his mum had been there with him, she would have directed him away and he would have ended up with the lifetime supply of chocolate instead of becoming Wonka's protege, or maybe she would have fallen for it just like grandpa Joe did.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Yeah isn’t hammond one of the main villains in the novel?
have a bad back
always try to encourage your grandson
he wins the factory tour and his first choice is for you to come with him
drag yourself out of bed and put on a brave face for his sake
ignore your screaming back
walk around for hours without a rest
spot a chance for a little relief for your back
40 years later redditors are still seething because you got out of bed for one afternoon
hating joe is for NPCs. you didn't arrive at that conclusion on your own. some boring faggot on the internet told you to think that.
Why should villains face consequences?
They are just large animals. Animals get hungry.
Let me guess tranny, you'd choose the bear?
Grooms a literal child
Later marries her an the movie ends on them both childless, no grandchildren, no loved ones surrounding them on their deathbed
The gullible liberals he fools into making equal rights for robots will probably lead to global war and the annihilation of humanity in the follow decades
The evilness of this movie is comical.
Are they implying Hammond wasn't cast as the villain? He wasn't doing things maliciously but over the course of the movie he realized his mistakes.
Jenny never did that.
Rose never did that- and doubled down by throwing the necklace into the ocean.
Grandpa Joe was kind of a dolt, but I don't think he was anywhere near as bad as Jenny, and especially Rose.
Yes.
Literally none of that is in the novel.
Hammond in the books is a complete piece of shit who cheaped out on everything and waa blackmailing Nedry. He wasn't the happy, kindly grandpa. He deserved everything he got.
nigga gets out of bed and dances
Agree with everyone except Hammond. He was reckless and deluded, but actually wanted to introduce something close to magic for the real world.
it's almost like they made a 6-season netflix show about how daniel was kind of a prick and johnny was kind of a bro
You don't understand, Nature SELECTED them for extinction! That means it's illegal to bring them back because no matter what they will get out and kill everyone! Says the Chaotician adulterer rockstar and the naive Paleontologist who wants to get pumped and dumped by him minutes after meeting
Hammond kept cloning mini elephants with aids to fool investers. We was a shiester
People love mini elephants. How are they a bad investment?
Isn’t grandpa Joe getting up & dancing just meant as a joke? It’s the whole injured character gets strength because they’re overjoyed bit
Most of Anon Babble would call this based though...