YOU HAVE

SEX WITHOUT WEDLOCK
BACON WITH NO TOAST

Eggs with no bacon

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN THE BOWELS
THE COLON WILL OPEN UP

niggas fuckin' niggas n shiet
the hell you think gonna happen

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something my granddaddy used to tell us. you know macumba? voodoo. granddad was a priest in trinidad. used to tell us, "take the thong out ya bussy, playa."

EAT THE POO POO???

JELLY WITHOUT PEANUT BUTTER

He was right. Good cameo.

Because ya’ll niggas keep knocking up deez ratchet ass hoes

ya’ll be killing babies n sheeeit

niggas cracking other niggas asses

faggots getting married like they playing house or something

the fuck you think was fixin’ to happen?!

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I DONT KNOW MY something amazing I guess

I often think about this movie and how long irl a small group of people could survive in a big shopping mall in a zombie outbreak. Like would there be enough food for a year in a big shopping mall like that with canned food and whatnot that wont expire? And how long would they even have electricity and water?

KEL GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

WHY IS KENAN'S FATHER A CHUD?????

That one guy from the airport managed it

great movie

because he wouldn’t let him make the good burger sauce

This scene was removed in the Kikeflix version

The more time passes the more I feel pirating is morally correct

This nigga knows zombies are out roaming & he has the time to shoot a video talking about sinful behavior

No more orange soda

How else is he gonna pass the time

Uhh he’s actually talking about breakfast tips.

I go to Hong Kong.

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AURORA WITHOUT THE BOREALIS

I go on boat, far from zombie’s jurisdiction

He told them to knock before they come in

i hope this is just chud misinformation

You’re right he should’ve been more like this

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this anon has no dick

You dropped the screw in the tuna and now the dead is walking the earth.

it isn't, just checked

oh DAMN?

Hey, just because my dick is in a ghost stripper's mouth 24/7 dosen't mean I don't have one. I'm pretty sure that's canon from the kino.

BMWF couple

this movie was woke
zack snyder is a woke moralist

Cloak.

with ZOMBIE BABY TO BOOT!

u sure

Eggs well done instead of over easy for the perfect jammy texture

This nigga will always be Roger from Kenan and Kel to me

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In reality the electricity and water would stop and your mall would turn into an inhabitable shithole within 1 week and you'll prefer being eaten by a zombie.

Eggs are gross. Simply by understanding the biological function of them. They are a capsule of reproductive material. I understand that they can be tasty, and I do like them scrambled, fried, or in an omelet. However, a hard boiled egg is repulsive to me.

You are an autistic retard

Even SUNNY SIDE UP?

they removed a half second clip from Final Destination where someone mimics being hanged because in a movie about gory deaths OHNOSUICIDE!

Eating rare yolk that's still liquid

Nah, cook that shit.

Shot caller, everybody.

yeah