so do people actually shit like picrel or it is just a TV thing because the actors are ashamed to show their fatrolls?
So do people actually shit like picrel or it is just a TV thing because the actors are ashamed to show their fatrolls?
No pretty much everyone shits in a toilet outside of India
what do you mean anon, how else would they shit?
I only do that wasted. And I lean back exhausted
I take my shirt off so it doesn't get dirty
My dad always used to tell me his greatest ideas came from when he came back from the toilet. And it's true. Not a big fan of Breaking Bad, but I feel somewhat related to the show in that regard.
I always grab the bottom part of my shirt and put it through the collar to create a knot when im shitting
go to family dinner party
wait until midmeal
excuse myself and leave the table to go take a 15 minute long shit
Do Americans often do this?
with the shirt on?
that's just nasty
(personally I also take the pants off because I like to shower after shitting anyways)
I do this but I take everything else too
kek when i was younger it was taking off my shirt, then i started doing what you described, now sometimes ill be tired or wasted or whatever and i might aswell be wearing my denim jack almost all the way down
Who the fuck takes their shirt off to shit?
dat military grade TP
you just KNOW that his whole ass is still dirty after he sits down at the table again
I would read comic books on there. And if there was nothing available, I'd read the back of a shampoo bottle. This was before smartphones. Now I just watch Joerogan and UFC videos on the shitter.
Do you hang your pants up or fold them and put them on the back of the toilet?
Do Americans often do this?
IBS probably
it's caused by all the slop they eat
The shitter is Holy. Do not underestimate it and the answers it can bring. We might be alone, but the spirits speak to us.
look at OPs image, his shirt is close to touching the lid. I wouldn't want that (might be wet)
also if you are having the back of your shirt this low chances are that splashwater might end up on the lower end
I'm 30 and it takes me about 20 seconds to shit from when I sit on the toilet til when I get up. I don't understand this meme of reading a book or magazine, I simply don't have time. Then I wipe with humid toilet paper because dry toilet paper leaves your ass still with shit residue unless you live in Italy or Argentina and have a bidet.
go to family dinner party
need to go to bathroom
take so long to shit out my hemorrhoids that i have to pull out a fucking 200 page book to read it like nosy fuck i am
flip through evey page like a psyco
all while i could've taken said shit, wiped, washed hands and left in less than 5 minutes
Do people really shit for that short? Or just once a day? I hate it when I'm watching a movie and the characters dont take shits at all? You're telling me you eat gross over-fried slop alongside tequila vodka and beer and you wake up the next day and your shit takes 5 minutes? Come on... Beer alone is like a 20 minute process for me.
I gargoyle it by squatting directly on the seat.
People confuse needing to shit with wanting to shit. If you need to shit you sit down, spend not more than 1 minute and you're finished, if you want to shit you'd spend 15 minutes just forcing it out. I myself am a 2 minutes shitting man
How is your shirt going to get dirty? Do you get shit up your back?
it takes a special kind of nosey jerk to become a fed
and hank was one of them
I stand and hover over it.
I wouldn't want that (might be wet)
Why would it be wet? Don't you make sure your toilet is clean?
Oh maybe I'm that
But like, I get up and have like a 2 hour train ride and then I'm at the school, and I can barely make it to class. When am I supposed to shit? I just stay uncomfortable chatting to people for 2 hours. I guess I should stop eating so late so my body can actually process the food into shit at like 6 am
When am I supposed to shit?
When you need to? If you feel shit's coming out you just go to the bathroom and do it, it's not a big deal
Is the front hole so you can piss into the gutter while you sit?
Maybe if you're fighting for your life in there with stomach flu, or in some humid/no AC building I could see taking your shirt off. . . but who the fuck takes it off every single time they're taking a shit like that's normal?
The Chad community defecation
i just pull my shirt up a bit so it doesnt touch the seat, still there are people who get naked to take a shit
Me.
Best case scenario, you’re trying to keep your shirt from touching the toilet the entire time. Worst case, it still does touch it. Why not just hang it up?
You can train yourself to shit at different times (as with most bodily functions) if you deny yourself at specific times. You can shift it as little as 30 minutes at a time and so it becomes schedule to a more convenient time. I have 3 convenient pooping moments a day that the body chooses as it needs to, barring unfortunate dietary situations.
If particular foods speed upslow down or otherwise make the toilet trips pressing, then you can water them down with foods that slow it down. The best habit you can get into is having a schedule poo every morning, it'll solve several of life's issues for you.
I have a longer buttoned shirt that hangs low, and I take that off, but none of my hoodies or normal shirts come close. How fucking long are your shirts, anon?
The front hole is so you can park your nutsack, you peanut.
Walter needs a squatty potty.
This has to be either age related or geographically related. For ffs, I go 4 hours without peeing and I shit once a day. In my eyes, that is pretty normal, anything else is related to diet.
Notice the irony on how US citizens have to go to the bathroom more than twice a day. Even though the distances there are bigger. It has to do with diet and fiber and whatnot, I think.
If I took 4 bathroombreaks a day, I'd be fired. Is that communism? Or is that entitlement from the other side?
If I took 4 bathroombreaks a day, I'd be fired
Unless you have a job where your maintained attendance is vital, like serious security, that's fucked up.
who tf takes their shirt off to shit how is shit going to get on your shirt
I'm on the bottom of the chain. I wouldn't be fired, but I'd get a warning, then be reprimanded, than fired. I'm there for 8 hours a day, you want my boss to pay for me for being 1 hour on the toilet every day? I'm not a bootlicker, but I adhere by the rules I can understand.
you want my boss to pay for me for being 1 hour on the toilet every day
You said 4 bathroom breaks, not 4 shits, but honestly, if you are genuinely having to shit that often, then yes, I expect your boss to not fire you for having to shit and not being able to control your bowels. Whether that requires a doctor's note explaining what's going on or not, whatever, but firing in basic jobs for unavoidable biology is retarded.
I take 15 minutes for a bathroom break. Let's leave it in the middle if that's pissing or shitting. You have to go to the toilet, you meet people underway, you get back... people abuse toilet breaks. If you can't hold your piss or your shit for four hours, then maybe you aren't fit for work. I'm talking about people who abuse it every day. They spend an hour (and I'm being lenient), not working every day. I'm supposed not to symphatise with my boss? You're spending 20 hours on the toilet, every month. During working hours. For which the boss pays you. I know, I know, It's not about the hours but about the expertise. Well, if your expertise is so good, then you shouldn't be worried about your job.
it's so one of your boys can help you out and yank your turd out if it gets stuck
Real chads don't shit in white bowls.
Boot licker
He's the man
The man with the leather touch
A sucker's touch
Such a boot licker
There's a difference between abusing toilet breaks and actually having a need to be there. I don't care how difficult it is for employers to tell the difference. That's their problem to overcome. Firing someone for actually having to shit is symbolic of the cancer plaguing the modern work environment, and going along with that makes you a faggot for supporting it.
Who the fuck takes their shirt off to shit?
People who call their Muumuu a shirt
There are people who need it more, but you're always opening up the floodgates to people who are going to abuse it. That's the sad reality of it. It wouldn't be such a problem if the abusers didn't make the others compensate for their laziness. So somewhere, I understand where a hard line has to be drawn.