It’s a Wallace episode

it’s a Wallace episode

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He dedd tho. Chum.

where is he, btw?

Wallace

soft ass busta ass nigga

I fast forwarded through every scene with Bubbles and his faggot junkie friend, totally worthless characters who never advanced the plot.

oh come on, David Ben Moische Simon
Blacks

Lester - Aristotle of Crime Sleuthing

Bunk - Plato of Criminal Justice

Daniels - Righteous Mary Sue of Law Enforcement

Stringer - smoov ghetto aristocrat

Avon - sweetheart Vito Corleone of the projects

Kima - Queen of DEI, Captain Marvel of Cops

Carver / Sydnor - proteges of pure police work

Colvin - principled NPR bleeding heart champion

Whites

McNutty - drunk Mick degenerate full of self-hate (is a serial killer)

Rawls / Valchek - emotional shitheads in leadership

Norris / Mello / Landsman / Santangelo - pencil pushing subordinate followers occupying space

Presbo / Herc - fucking imbeciles always fucking up

Greek / Vondas - the top of the evil of drug trade

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WHERES WALLACE AT
WHERES THE BOY STRING
WHERES WALLACE

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I fast forwarded through every scene with

the blecks

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The Wire and The Shield are the only TV shows worth watching. Nothing else.

it's a 6 whole minutes of drunk McNulty episode

This kid was distractingly bad at acting in this

The episode where he crashes his car because he takes a turn too wide cracks me the fuck up when they just cut to him drunkenly singing with his eyes barely open

He was likeable unlike D

Deadwood is directionless but the writing is kino

he set off the smoke alarm

that good, huh?

kino

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cheap second world Eurotrash wanting desperately to be like American prestige dramas

yeah no. fuck off.

no

lol.....
give me more American studio paint-by-numbers-script-by-focus-group-committee

lol NTA but that show you posted was decent for one season then became absolute soap opera garbage

Aight you stupid mothafucka you made your choice

He has such a chonky chin. I always imagined that guys with chins like those would get brained in a single hit. I mean there's absolutely nothing to back that up. I just really wouldn't want to be socked in the chin or jaw if it were recessed. Seems like you'd take even more damage than it was designed to withhold.

Wallace had to go, yo
Only way for my boi, Bodie, to rise from all those bitchass fakeass cottage cheeseass niggas in da pit, yungin

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lol this stupid ass Harriet Tubman speech

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Used to happen to me all the time in a sales job as I was always making shady sales and pissing clients off. But my stats were amazing so I never got serious repercussions.
The biggest one I did was a whole operation. First I keylogged my workstation and got the IT guy to help me with a vague issue. I took his creds and used them to get into the back end of our client databases. I got a huge list of recent past clients and sold them all before the other department dedicated to those leads could get to them. As a result they had -40% performance for the quarter while ours was up by 25% just from my sales and 2 friends who were in on it.
A lot of people in the other department accused me but it fell on deaf ears and they laid off 20% of their staff. Then I got my photo on the wall and a plaque from the CEO for driving that quarter's revenue kek.
However, that other department investigated and finally figured it out. My bosses brought me to the CEO's office acting all serious and the same CEO who shook my hand earlier was there too, looking all stern and cucked. They kept trying to scare me with litigation for 15 minutes and I just nodded or smiled. Finally, they said they'll be watching me and my next transgression will get me fired (lol).
That's when I realized they couldn't do shit because they had already given accolades and laid people off thanks to me. They could not go back since it would be a huge loss of face, so they kept the secret. Just like the city with McNulty's fake serial killer. I even got a massive promotion the following year since my stats had to have been taken at face value even though they all knew kek.

Mike is cool

I tried watching this but just couldn't accept that the bad guy just forgave the other bad guy for killing his parents, its fucking bullshit.

Rawls was kino whenever he was on screen

Used to happen to me all the time

(3 paragraphs of "dear diary" to explain how it NEVER happened to him)

Jimmy's scene is getting BUSTED dead to rights and EVERYONE knows it

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The Wire did a good job humanizing even the biggest assholes. I really like this scene with Burrell.

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my biggest issue with the show was this guy, i could never take him seriously. the guy looks like he'd cry if his girlfriend asked him to fuck her harder

He’s just a nepo baby like Namond and Namond would’ve ended up just like him if he stayed in the game.

presbo has his redemption arc

I forget, what happened to the homeless guy that took credit for the murders? Did he actually murder someone as a copycat or did they let him go?

nice argument, retard

Such an overrated show, it's good for half seasons but dives sooooo much later.
The Shield is still goated.

You're cherry-picking and you know it.

I'm pretty sure he did murder someone and since he was insane and got railroaded into confessing to the rest I assume he was dumped in some mental institution for the rest of his life.

The Wire and The Shield

Anyone who lists those two together merely pretends to like The Wire