"I'm immune"

"I'm immune"

"I'm pregnant"

*Agressive Lesbian Fingerbanging sex*

*Wakes up together*

"Eww morning breath"

*Eats beef jerky*

"Mmmm beefy"

*Passionate kissing*

"I'm gonna be a dad!"

And you didn't see one nipple

we made her uglier and a lesbian because we were sick of seeing her sexualised online

btw here's the hot little lesbian sex scene we made for her

Least Degenerate Jewish moment in The Last of Us

Imagine laying naked in bed with both of them while they unleash jerky fart

Don't get them ideas

What's degenerate about it?

What's not?

2 consenting adults having sex in privacy isn't degenerate to me

But how crusty was it??

You guys gotta start spoiling all Bella pics. I was eating a sandwich and almost threw up

She busted her crusty cunt. Not as crusty as the man's asshole from season 1, but she's not exactly taking showers every day

That Moner bitch should get not just an Academy Award but like they should make a Nobel Prize of Acting just for her ability to keep from going Lovecraft crazy around Bella.

Who is Moner?

Actors who change their name should be put into prison for a very long time for aggravated pretentiousness.

FUCK YEAH let's make crusty posting great again.

Her actual gf is even uglier than Bella

They haven't been together in like 2 yrs

Tainted forever, she may as well still be.

Anthony Hopkins mating pressing her while in Hannibal mode fucked her up.

Imma be honest I would be nervous to talk to them

How about you try saying it to their faces?

Sees multiple missile sized explosions in the distance

c'mon lets go take on the army together even though we have 4 guns and I'm pregnant!

Believe it or not, it’s worse in the game. 90 pound lesbian takes out entire platoons of armed men herself.

Every lesbian is just Jonathan Brandis from the year 1993.

And it’s based

Women who I want nothing from are not intimidating, they are invisible. They may as well not exist.

It's funny how a lot of anons think you gotta be a 6 1/2 foot Chad making millions to nab a hot chick like Moner, but some ugly short dickless tranny who isn't even famous was able to snatch her.

I would assume she was dating a 5'7" Jew producer, actually.

I could beat the shit out of every single one of them

Difference is Ellie in game is a fucking psycho because Joel was a literal murderhobo

Being a psycho does not give women super powers, anon

When you put moner in a group of her beaner friends she doesn't stand out in the slightest. The only reason she looks good is because

she's always the only one in the picture

she had professional makeup team do her up

has professional photographers taking thousands of pictures to pic the best one that they touch up in photoshop

She's a mid in every sense of the word

When Cassie from Popcorn In Bed watches this ep the fingering will awaken something in her and she'll leave her husband and move out of Utah.

Might be the most out of place sex scene ever. In the game she's pissed that Dina's pregnant because now she's a burden that gets in the way of her getting revenge. Here it feels like she's already gotten over Joel and is ready to move on and start a family with Dina.

they're not in privacy, they're in front of a camera

Oh i totally forgot he died, lol

Also wtf the reason of them go choose that revenge path? Ellie doesn't seem to care about it anyway. Her friend's crusty cunt is more important goal to her

I hope she brings Carly.

The Crust romance in season 1 was even better written than this

the crust romance was a well written episode with nothing wrong with it other than the fact that gay sex is inherently icky

Why in the lesbianism they intentionally put her to pretend to be the male and the other girl the female? It's because Bella Ramsey it's ugly so they promoted her being in the role of the male?

Would be contrarian and not stereotyped if Bella Ramsey was the female in the lesbian relationship and the other girl the male fingering her, inserting objects on her, being the male, instead of the ugly woman being the male in the stereotypical lesbian relationship production.

This. Aside from the stinky fingerbanging they've already fucked up Dina and Ellie's romance but smushing all of their development into a single scene. No normal person acts like that

You'd think with the way Ellie looks they'd want to add more context to the relationship

post webm

All sex scenes are out of place tbqhwy

Can you guys please keep seeding after getting your torrent done. Id really apperciate not having to wait 40 minutes to finalyl see this.

Halfway through the episode I thought "wow these two really just come off as sisters instead of lovers i wonder how they're going to establish their relationship in later episodes"

and then I was raped with the most uncanny sex scene in tv history

It was in fact the best written and acted episode of S01 (other then the gross gay sex) but to rehash the gay propaganda for all of S02 is annoying.

Everything doesn't have to be a "statement!" and that doesn't automatically make it good writing.

zombies all over the place

"hey dina, come here"

near death experience in the tunnels

sees ellie get fucking bitten and was fully prepared to dome her

holds at gunpoint looking for signs of turning

learns that shes immune

Hmmm. What would you do at this point? Ask how? Context? Proof? Nope just tell her you're pregnant and then makeout for no reason

yeah, I would the zombies instead

You are brave. I don't think I could make it through the whole episode. I noped out at the guitar scene.

I don’t even know what you’re trying to say

maybe in your cumbrain trans world he looks like a lesbian to me he looks like a good looking teenage boy

mmmm stinky lesbian fingerbanging yummy apocalypse cool

They somehow managed to make it far worse than the actual game.

why would this ugly bitch think she was about to be a dad? because she fingered a girl? this show is retarded.

does she really say that? lol. Wtf.

I would brutalize those dudes

Girls are scary, deal with it

yes lmao

i don't get why they had to have his partner die of AIDS; not a single reason to write it that way. Any illness would've worked why AIDS?

I think Bella Ramsey will become lesbian in real life because she it's ugly, and she will be in the role of male in her lesbian relationship. She is already being groomed as lesbian as actress by this TV show, mixing with the bullying, she will be lesbian IRL.

What there is futanari in this? She makes that girl pregnant? I think this is getting based.

Coby...

it's like a redditor that has down syndrome writes this shit.

fingerbang best friend

I'm pregnant...

I'm gonna be a dad!

Crusty!

Uh? Futanari?

Anon…

The game literally ends with her holding her girfriends black baby son

lol, I wasn't aware, so the very ugly girls like her end up being lesbians IRL. I don't know if it's a cope mechanism. The older she gets the uglier she will become and more like a man she will try to looks in the style of clothes, and everything to be the male in the lesbian relationship who is the girl who insert the fingers, the strapon in the lesbian who still in the role of female only being penetrated, licking and kissing and looks better.

Isn't there women who have sex after a funeral?

so is the actual babies daddy gonna be okay with this ugly freak girl claiming herself as the dad?

was she still attractive in the second game

Having sex once and then acting like you're pretty much married is very accurate to lesbian relationships.

a redditor that has down syndrome

That's a pretty good descriptor of Mazin

So if ugly women become lesbians because they're not hot enough to get guys then why do incels act like women have such high standards?

Moner’s hot and she’s a lesbian irl too tho. I don’t think your theory holds up

Based Moner going full method acting for vidyaslop.

Wtf man I love potatoes. Leave potatoes alone.

Depends on if you find sweaty murderhobos in skintight jeans attractive.
I do

"OOH YEAH *SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH* THAT STINKY PUSSY OH YEAH THAT STINKY APOCALYPSE PUSSY MMM *SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH* AINT BEEN WASHED IN MONTHS *SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH* I CAN SMELL THE STINKY COMING UP OUTTA THERE MMMMM SO GOOD *SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH* STINKY STINKY ARE YOU MOMMY'S STINKYDINKY GIRL? *SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH SQUITCH*

What did "Ellie" mean by this

I'm ok with this if it's game Ellie and show Dina

awl dese niggas look like jonathan brandis

disgusting holy shit lol

was she still attractive in the second game

meh

testosterone injections

that face looks very attractive to me but she doesn't look 19 too pretty for 19 maybe 15 16

too old to be pretty

what

Israel

And there we go.

thanks ellie i needed that

Who the fuck is even watching this garbage?

i always watch the latest shows

I am SO sick of Weimar America

morning breath

at least that's realistic
I always cringe at seeing people kissing in the movies right after waking up

Now that Abby is a cute girl she's not getting a sex scene for sure, this is the new awkward sex we get

To think that could have been Cailee Spaeny fingerbanging Moner

imagine the smell

jewrunes

it all makes sense

LMAO THE CRUSTBUSTING 2

What a horrible day to have eyes.

Well in the game they have to become husband and wife and they break up because Ellie's lust for revenge goes too far.

Anon you just destroyed Crustbusting and improved upon this, you actually might have started a meme I am jealous. SQUITCH SQUITCH

Can't just say Crustbusting

Beefsquashing? Clamslaming? Fishsquishing?