My girlfriend sucked thirty seven dicks

my girlfriend sucked thirty seven dicks

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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In a parallel line?

Tow rows

I wouldn't. I'd just go listen to what she had to say. And that's what only 37 other guys did.

If you're not mad about that you're a cuck.

Good for her.

All I know is a very wise, cultured man wrote and directed this film.

mog her by sucking thirty-eight dicks

37 used to be considered a comically large amount of dicks for a woman to have sucked

You don't want to know what kinds of numbers they're clocking today...

What's the deal with kevin smith and injecting all of this advanced cuckoldry into his films?
He did the same shit in chasing amy.

I can't believe this pseudo "high art" appealed to me as a kid. It's so fuckin pretentious and gay.

I’ve dissociated so fucking hard and cannot live with the humiliation I brought on myself anymore. My confidence has been beyond shattered all over one girl who not only does not respect me but does not give a single fuck that I’m suffering.

kek

not only is 37 absurdly high even for today's standards let alone back then but she had basically lied to his face without "lying" by saying she only had sex with 3 people and then tried to gaslight him when he found out the truth. And at least one of the 37 was some borderline tramp who was clearly high on heroin in the middle of the day and enjoyed freaky shit like eating his own cum. If she was sucking off methheads and cum swapping with them and she claims this is a perfectly normal thing to do and YOU'RE wrong for being upset about it I can only imagine what other depraved shit she was getting up to.
they called him a mad man for wanting to smash caitlyn over being with veronica who treated him nice supposedly but he was 100% in the right here

they called him a mad man for wanting to smash caitlyn over being with veronica who treated him nice supposedly but he was 100% in the right here

I was with you right up until the end. Did you forget the part where Caitlin actively cheated on him constantly, including fucking Chad at a house party basically right in front of him. Neither was a good choice for Dante. And yeah he was a bit of a spineless cuck, but he deserved better options than an open whore and a closet one.

caitlin was the bigger whore of the two for sure but I don't think dante was trying to wife her up he just wanted to smash his oneitis again without veronica finding out, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too

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Holy cope

I would at least hope she is some kind of sloppy deep throat queen, but then again Dante probably isn't packing much so it wasn't really a challenge for her. Snowball had BDE, however.

I've been where you are brother. I used to be a very confident guy until this one girl came along and roped me into an emotionally abusive relationship where she completely drained my self worth, and I allowed her to treat me like shit for way too long. But the good news is I got out and recovered. You can too. Put her in the rearview and don't look back. Take a nice vacation, or if you can't afford it, just go to some nice places with someone and get some good pictures of yourself. Go on a dating app and use those photos. Location is everything in dating app photos for a woman, they're obsessed with travelling, so they want to see you in interesting places to show you're willing to do so. Once I did that I was securing tons of dates, too many to actually balance in a single week. I was assertive and went for first date kisses if the chick was attractive in the real world. Every time the chick reciprocated, and it resulted in at least a make out session. My confidence was soon restored, and yours can be too.

I've sucked 30 something dicks. I realized that most men just aren't that big. Never wanted to suck a black guy because it looks like a shit log to me so I just didn't answer there emails. But also most guys just don't respond to you again after you sucked them off. So you get depressed and drink and suck off another guy to get over it but it happens again. Its a vicious cycle.
I've had only a handful of big white dicks and man was it good but the rest were pretty much forgettable and not worth it. You gotta suck a few normie sized dicks to get to the NERF sized ones.

Nah dude I am legit just absolutely fucked. I won’t share too much but the situation I got myself into was fucked from the start which is why I say I mostly brought the humiliation on myself. This wasn’t even an actual romantic or sexual relationship although I tried to take it that far, not aggressively or anything, just pure desperation. This has messed with my head so hard I don’t see the point in trying and yes I will die a virgin for sure now.

At the same time?! Well hopefully thats the end of her whorishness. It could be worse. She could have fucked a corpse or something

37 absurdly high even for today's standards

What world are you living in? I met a chick on Bumble, and it was a horrible date. She was socially weird, and I not only showed zero non-platonic interest towards her, but outright rejected her numerous times throughout the evening when she tried to get a bit too cute with me. The night ended with her sucking my dick. Looking at her you would have never expected such a thing, she had a very cutesie wholesome look. She had nerdy interests like PC gaming. Even those types of women are fucking whores these days.

Hey it could be worse. By my mid 20s I was fucking everything in sight right up until I got genital herpes.

sucked 37 dicks and refuses to suck his

what do you even do in a sits like that?

Why was the 3rd movie so terrible is the better discussion. 2axge

I'm a wizard and have been terrified of women my whole life so I'm pretty much clueless about social mores apart from what I read online.

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It sounds like you were in a trauma bond. Look it up. It's not too late, you just need to cut her out of your life completely and get back out there and realize there are other fish in the sea. Trust me, I understand the situation.

In a row?

after she sucked your dick did she spit the cum back into your mouth while kissing?

Deserved. Manwhores like you who live their love life on easy difficulty are just as much as a problem as the spoiled princess whores all over dating apps. I hope you all get diseases.
It sounds like he had his oneitis that he put on a pedestal that she never belonged on, and all she did was continuously rebuke him as any type of romantic partner while he watched her bounce from douchebag to dipshit, and the whole time she probably used him as a shoulder to cry on when they inevitably dipped. A tale as old as time - anon falls for a woman who is probably some form of childhood friend or longtime crush, gets friendzoned, and ends up hopelessly in love with a woman who is a cruel manipulative bitch, and it takes them far too long to have that realization. Seems like he's just realizing it now. He'll improve when he finally decides to cut her loose, probably go to the gym, and decide that all the things he thought mattered, didn't actually matter at all.

I was dead serious when I said it was all pure desperation. I was being very opportunistic, which I get from a woman’s perspective is not attractive at all, but I mean I legit had feelings for this person which developed organically and I highly doubt I will ever end up in a situation like that again. It’s all absolute suicide fuel and I have to feel like the bad guy. I won’t ever trust anyone again.

Deserved. Manwhores like you who live their love life on easy difficulty are just as much as a problem

Hey, it's not like I'm trying to brag here

It sounds like he had his oneitis that he put on a pedestal that she never belonged on, and all she did was continuously rebuke him as any type of romantic partner

That’s all you got right dude, and there’s also two legit reasons she had to reject me but I tried to rizz my way through and did not succeed.

I didn't cum. Probably a combination of me not being into her, the fact that I had been drinking prior, and that it was in the backseat of a car which wasn't the most comfortable situation. I eventually got bored and told her that was enough. She didn't want to stop, she said she could suck it for hours. I was tired and just wanted to go home at that point.

In a row?

i sucked 38 too, you want to be number 39?