Star Wars??

Reminder that lesbians aren't real, only men can be gay

Woah, kissing in MY ster wers? I'll not have it

this is not the jedi way

Haha did they have clothes on?

Why no gay puppet chatacters?

Gets TK'd

heh

This is because all women are bi

It's not your universe anymore, Chud

w-why don’t you want to consume Product any more, anon???

P'Andor

she aka jeet got killed by a missfire 10 minutes later lmao

I don't understand. Isn't it possible that some women are born without any attraction to men?

wtf since when does star wars have romance in it

since episode V

SHE WAS A STRONG FEARLESS WARRIOR

Stands behind Agents Boomer and Zoomer wrestling over a blaster.

So what is this show about? All I'm getting is

rape

terrorism good

lesbins

Where's the Star Wars?

slavery is star wars

gay sex is star wars

trannies is star wars

genocide is star wars

child murder is star wars

hard drug trade is star wars

criminal syndicates is star wars

padme horny over a child is star wars

OH MY GOD RAPE SHOULDN'T EXIST IN STAR WARS

Andor got retards seething.

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So last week it was "LE RAPE IS NOT STAR WARS!???" and this week it's the same lesbians who were lesbian in Season 1.

Not much of a playbook against this show have you?

There are gays on both sides.
Rape is everywhere.

I'm a little behind, only on episode 3. Vel is kind of annoying this season. Every character is getting killed, raped, kidnapped, abandoning their morals, and then there's this cunt acting all mopey because her pajeeta girlfriend doesn't make time for her from the war against the space gestapo.

rape

hot

terrorism good

correct

lesbins

kinda cringe, but one of them dies so whatever

lmao. lesbians aren't born, they're made.

Normal people were against almost all of that as well you fag. Criminal syndicates IS Star Wars, random rape scenes is not. You trannies already killed this series so at this point everyone is just laughing at the material you come up with.

Here, you dropped this King Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa.

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you are just upset because you are evil and dont like seeing people trying to overthrow tyranny

Is this a Digital Playground parody?

You’d like if I were a little kid lmao

bro why don’t you like seeing rape? You must not like to defeat evil or something

This seems to be the case. Homosexuality is a mental illness exclusive to men.

Whys that?

Not surprised that the Star Wars defender is into ageplay.

Because you’re a chomo

You weren't meant to enjoy the rape scene you sicko

If that were the case it would've happened off screen.

Yeah I’m the sicko because I don’t want rape scenes in Star Wars. I’m sure when they add child mutilation you’ll be defending that too, saying some retarded shit like “uhhhh this is what bad people do, what’s wrong with having this?”

I’m sure when they add child mutilation you’ll be defending that too, saying some retarded shit like “uhhhh this is what bad people do, what’s wrong with having this?”

Boy do I have bad news for you

I don't care for homosexual encounters of any kind in my space-kino. Never watched, never will.

Where's the Star Wars?

Here:

terrorism good

Homosexual Encounters of Any Kind is a great name for a gay porn parody of Close Encounters.

inb4 like is not a child

there's also the two instances of anakin going school shooter mode, the stormtroopers gunning down a kid trying to protect the senator in ep 2, the child slavery (with surgically implanted kill switches) in ep 1, the torture in eps 4 and 5
I probably could go on but that's all I can recall from the top of my head right now

Yeah bro, star wars moves have never ever shown the empire comitting attrocities to cement their role as a force for evil

Star Wars is about liberty.

Which was offscreen. Funny how that torpedos your argument dipshit.

Random goofy-looking skeletons are not the same as graphic rape lmao, you trannies are so deluded.

So yes, it is not a child, and none of those showed graphic child mutilation. I’m sure you would be gleeful to see that though because uhhhh we need to show the Empire is evil guys

Which was offscreen

And rape scene never reached coitus part. Same with lesbians. So what's your point shitskin?

Of course, how could I forget one of the basic rules of cinema: Tell, don't show

Which was offscreen.

Except it didn't. When Yoda and Obi-Wan arrive at Jedi Temple they watch holo-recording of Anakin killing younglings with lightssber

this fucking moron thinks that this is equivalent to graphic child mutilation lmaoooo

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Minority percentage of show is Star wars

the rest is tired current year culture war issues

Yawn. Why not just make an original sci-fi IP focused on the issues the show's creatives want to discuss without the baggage of 50 years of wretched fandom?

yeah it's called mental illness

>the rest is tired current year culture war issues

Such as..?

Yeah, how can we REALLY believe Darth Vader is evil without watching him slowly and methodically kill those younglings? They definitely shouldn’t have cut the scene, because it would be totally necessary to see that

find female she’s attracted to

find person that looks exactly like that but with penis

Pair bonding only makes sense in the context of procreation. Gays, in particular, can’t procreate and adoption is minimum 50k these days. Also taking kids from a mom is a heinous act.

Also taking kids from a mom is a heinous act.

but it's okay if they speak mean about master Bibi

No they don’t, it’s just a hologram showing Anakin it doesn’t depict him graphically killing younglings.

hologramm shows Anakin swinging his lightsaber through several younglings bodies

this is fine

Nazi officer trying to grab some chick with intention to fuck which instantly descends into wrestling before tits or ass are expoosed

OUTRAGEOUS

Here, you dropped this King Go-ACK!

Which was offscreen

if the rape happened offscreen you'd still whine about it

naboo but worse that got blown up

Who gives a shit?

the empire just shouldn't be portrayed badly ok, because i'm evil and I like them and we should give them all the benefit of the doubt.

if you won't engage in actual discussion, then fuck off. This entire thread is filled with current year culture war issues being discussed in the context of a Star Wars tv show. Disengenuous fuck.

Also taking kids from a mom is a heinous act.

Says who?

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This entire thread is filled with current year culture war issues being discussed in the context of a Star Wars tv show.

Like what? Rebellion against authoritarian government?
Yeah completely alien for Star Wars concept

The hologram does not show him graphically killing children bro

It shows how his lightsaber goes through their bodies after which they dropping dead on the floor.
Not less graphically than rape scene.

Yes. That is what the thread is about. In fact if you look at OPs pic you can see clearly see people rebelling against an authoritarian government. OPs pic is pretty much the same as the Death Star blowing up.

If there were no rape you’d whine about how we could possibly think the Empire is evil without rape. Darth Vader probably raped some bitches why aren’t seeing that shit baka

Scene in the OP-pic lasts less than minute.
And yeah, two rebels kissing each other is certainly never was shown in the Star Wars before.

No it fucking doesn’t you retard, it shows him fighting Padawans. It doesn’t show him killing kids. ONE person is shown falling over but absolutely no one is depicted being struck by a lightsaber, child or otherwise.

I don't think anyone brought up rape in the context of imperial occupation before this show, we were perfectly fine with the alien-racism, genocide and slave labor.
Rape is not a necessity in the depiction of evil, but it happens so often in occupation (see: any time territory changed hands in history) that Gilroy felt it was fitting to portray it as a symptom of imperial control. Why does this one thing set you off more than any other depiction of imperial misdeeds?

that Gilroy felt it was fitting to portray

The whole set up is basically WW2 cliche story

two half-trucks rides into village and soldiers starts messing with locals under pretence of occupation regulation orders

Quit moving the goalposts and stop being a slimy commie fuck. Two rebels kissing isn't the major theme of Star Wars and you know it. Rebelling against an authoritarian government is the theme, not being gay and doing crime, you stupid bastard.

half tracks. The half is because the front of the vehicle is wheeled and the back is tracked. Not because it was open top, that was because of shitty archaic doctrine

two half-trucks rides into village and soldiers starts messing with locals under pretence of occupation regulation orders

Now that I think about it, there are probably alien men who joined the rebellion after seeing imps fuck their women
"They're gonna rape your women" was a huge motivator in WW2 propaganda, and actually true in many cases

Two rebels kissing isn't the major theme of Star Wars and you know it.

And this is why scene in the OP-pic doesn't lasts half of the episode, just like Luke and Leia kiss.

You are so eager to be offended and to cause offense that you're calling someone pointing out that Star Wars is woke slop for including trannies and other garbage is a tranny. You've retardedly defended trans characters in Star Wars. You fat fucking faggot dunce.

Yeah I know, he just called them half trucks

I'm so glad this thread is for discussing Star Wars instead of current year culture war nonsense. I remember being a kid in the 90s and when friends and I talked about Star Wars it was also long conversations about trannies, lesbians, BIPOCs and AAPIs. Yup, those are the core themes of the Star Wars I remember.

Yes what I said is exactly what happened you moron. The video does not show him cutting into anyone. He is depicted in combat, neither lightsaber harms anyone in the recording.

The video does not show him cutting into anyone.

03:13 clearly shows his lightsaber goes through one of the younglings body.

2 million viewers

star wars is now lower than mid-level youtubers

At 600k viewers it will be lower than mid level strategy game youtubers let's go

This shit was so fuckin aesthetic, what a cool concept. I love making armies centered around these guys in games

No it absolutely does not. The other combatants are translucent, they are blocking his attacks and the sound effect that is made is the same as a lightsaber clash. As well, none of them are younglings. They are Padawans. You are wrong.

No it absolutely does not.

enemy lightsaber deactivates

body drops out off screen

if the Rebellion is for homosexuality, then the Empire did nothing wrong. Except maybe not securing the exhaust port (which is ironically what faggots need to do too)

Sure, like it's possible women are born with spina bifida and hydrocephaly

letting middle aged, childless dykes run Star Wars

Who was the genius behind this strategy?

Heterosexual imperials appears only in EU and Andor.

George

The person falling over is not depicted being struck, and they are also not a child.

There's a trans clone trooper called Sister, who helped the Republic and later Empire fight CIS scum. Besides having a gaping exhaust port the Death Star also forcefully penetrated millions.
The rebellion recruited CIS remnants and fought against all of the above. Therefore they are the good guys.

stupid ESL piece of shit can’t even grasp that I’m mocking him for getting mad at an anon who simply pointed out that kisses between faggots is abnormal and disgusting in any show including Nu shitney Star Wars, because he doesn’t understand English.

Do the world a favor and put a bullet in your brain, faggots will never be accepted, tranny.

The Force..... IS SHEMALE

Hold on.

Empire is based on Nazis

Nazis were gay

gay nazi jokes have been around for 80 years

making fun of gay fascists is homophobic in current year

Empire nazis have to all be straight now

Only the rebels are allowed to gay

Now the rebels get clowned on for being gay instead of the evil fascists who are all hetero

lol. the wokesters are making the Empire based and making the rebels look like a band of incompetant mentally ill weirdos instead of the other way around

The person falling over is not depicted being struck,

Okay. Now it's simple denial.
It's falling over RIGHT after Anakin's lightsaber passes through the person's body.
Not so different from a tits grab and following wrestle sequence.

Faggot freak

I'd like to see more Imperial armor, maybe later in Ghorman. The rebels there are probably too poorly equipped to mount a meaningful defense against heavy armor, and the AT-AT is the closest thing to a Sturmtiger in that it's very tough and can quickly wreck forts with a few shots.

who are all hetero

Tarkin was hetero only in EU (he is homo in Disney canon and asexual in the OT)
Same with Sheev
Vader is impotent after Mustafar
Krennic is married on his ego
Whoops no more noticable imperials in the Star Wars

I mean anakin killed all of the younglings

Is any of that shown explicitly or is that subtext as opposed to the rebels and good guys being openly and visibly gay now?

thanks anon I almost pissed myself

Anakin’s lightsaber is not depicted passing through their body, and they aren’t a child either way lmao.

you got a webm

Is any of that shown explicitly or is that subtext as opposed to the rebels and good guys being openly and visibly gay now?

Nope?
Cassian is heterosexual, he banged at least one chick in season 1 and in relationship with Bix in season 2
Mon Motham is unhappy but still heterosexual
Lonnie (rebel informer in ISB) is married and have a daughter
Ghorman rebels leader is married and have a daughter.
From the Empire side is only Syrill and Dedra, but it's not going to end well

all these babies seething about rape

it didn't actually happen

They should've included it, an entire rape scene with spics nude to show the depravity of the empire

If it was end of the season Gilroy will probably go full Come and See

Oh wait, the lesbians in OP are Imperials?

No they are rebels. But last episode implies that at least one of the ISBs are homo as well.

Then the only explicitly on screen gays have been rebels. I don't remember seeing Tarkin, Sheev, Krennic, or Vader smooching men.

Tarkin, Sheev, Krennic, or Vader smooching men.

Neither did you see them with a woman.
Also, Tarkin smocked men in his novel.

The only show which had critical success so of course they can't leave it unruined. Add to that Diego Luna insulting half of american voters.

What the fuck is this show even about? I read through this thread and I have no idea.

Take that, Donald Trump!