What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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I think more people recognize his son as cooler, which is every fathers worst nightmare.

He is a terrible person

His son is unironically based as fuck and apparently has a monster cock

Chet Hanks is a GTA character

when you haven't sucked a jewish penis in over 24 hours

chet hanks = based neo nazi White king

tom hanks = faggot incel democrat

He supported blm and Biden lol

He's a nepo baby douchebag but he's aware of it and thats what makes him actually likeable

The fact that Chet even exists is proof that tom hanks is not an incel. I swear you rabid magats are taking away any useful meaning of the word

once that chud bumped into his wife that one night he lost it all

Trump broke his mind, many such cases

What went wrong? Reddit banned your favorite subfora and all you faggots congregated here.

Lmao what? It's leftists who overuse the word incel, it's almost never used by the right

Seethe you fucking assblasted bitch nigger

Tom Hanks has lived most of his life as a rich person and like most celebs like that has no idea how to talk to the average Joe. Thats why during Covid he tweeted so much weird shut and everyone thought he was a pedo and it was more like he has no connection to someone in the middle class. It would be like a rich king trying to connect with a peasant. This hurt his image a lot and is another example why social media ruined the allure of the celebrity

Did Tom Hanks become a Greek citizen?

Yes, he did, along with wife Rita Wilson, Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotaki announced. On July 26, Mitsotaki posted a photo on Instagram of himself with Hanks and Wilson who were holding up Greek passports saying they “are now proud Greek citizens!” followed by a Greek flag emoji and a thumbs up emoji.

tfw no reverse-Big movie

I could see them making a soulless sequel. Hanks is now old and retired and misses the younger days and wishes he was young. Slowly he realizes being young wasn't all he thought it was and a big part of it was the friends and family he has and his older mindset makes it impossible to connect to people that young and he eventually misses his wife and kids and goes back

HE WON

i wonder where this kid is today if he knows about the memes lol no way he doesnt post on Anon Babble looking like this

So did most of America what's your point

If I got to be 13 again knowing what I know now I'd be the school tobacconist/vape shop/bookie/pimp and be absolutely raking it in I'd be like a 13yo scarface. Yes it would be kino

Why'd he do it?

He's great in You've Got Mail no homo

Being a paedo unironically

he's Chad now

will it be white boy summer 2025?

I thought the raping was the worst part actually

lmao dude should have just gotten laid and avoided all of this

Oh this dudes Chet Hanks? This whole time thought that was RiffRaff.

Why'd he get that thousand yard stare after going to Epstein Island 12 times? What did he see there?

The son who hardly met Tom Hanks and was raised entirely by his mother turned out normal, while the son raised by Tom Hanks turned into a wigger.

He found out his grandparents took part in the tulsa massacre and it broke him spiritually.

I'm not joking.

There is a proposed sequel to "Big" kicking around the last few years called "Small" that is just like this. It even has a reverse pedo scene.

What went wrong?

He died in Australia in 2020

Chet

that can't be a real name

When he screamed at the innocent fan

BACK OFF

Iraq War, Obama as the black messiah that was going to fix all America’s sins, that being a bust and Trump coming out with rhetoric that reminded them of their parents generation so they triple down on political opinions. COVID/Ukraine was the boomers WWII moment and last chance to do something to match their parents myths. That sums up the last 15 years and how everything has been reaction to these events.

This is America. We name our kids Chet, Bob, Joaquin, Tyler and you will like it.

He backed the wrong son. Colin is a charsima void and he oozes gay feminine energy. Chet is a force of nature. A Tom and Chet duo would have taken the world by storm.