I'm telling Mom and Dad

it's a Lisa randomly has friends episode

I hate these inconsistencies. One episode she's a lonely bullied social pariah, and next she has a posse of girlfriends for a sleepover

that's how females operate. one minute they're friends the next they want to kill each other.

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I remember when I was little one of my friends who was a girl asked me to "play mum and dad" so we got naked under the covers in her bed and just sort of laid down next to each other

Her parents found out and I got in fucking trouble of course because I was a boy even though I was like 5 or 6 years old and it was her fucking idea

No, hottest girl there, don't kiss me! nooooooooo

Bart a gay.

this story better have a good sequel when you and this girl were 17

again, he's 10. give him and Lisa's friend there another 6-7 years before he's interested.

As a boy, which Bart is, one sees braces only as a distraction, as objectively ugly (which they are). But with age and social context, the adult man psychologically recuperates braces themselves as a sign of youth, even of forbidden love.

Braces are very important, which is why Lisa needed a set from her father's family dental plan, in order to avoid the horrific and decidedly unsexy outcome which her dentist had forecasted.

The same thing happened with me and my Rabbi.

My uncle loved playing the Mom and Dad game!

People with teeth bad enough to need braces, much like those who need glasses, would have difficulty surviving in a natural environment. The agricultural revolution has been an unmitigated disaster for the human race, nay, the world.

It's so fucking wild lmao. there's people who have this perspective here. then there's the other person in those memories who got the idea somewhere else and showed/wanted to do it with someone they liked

Someone's about to get a face full of muff

same but her brother was there too
there was probably something bad happening to them

Simpsons has an unusually large amount of side characters who never really got developed
I mean name those friends; I know Janey is the black one and..?

When I was Bart's age I wasn't attracted to girls yet but I did want to see their private parts. This is unrealistic.

he's really uncomfortable because of getting a raging boner from her grinding against him

or maybe they found her uncle's porno magazines and decided to try that stuff out

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when he's in high school though he'll be absolutely desperate to fuck Lisa

ftfy

SAAR

I feel like barts extrovert personality will get him laid pretty quickly. It’s milhouses inverted personality that threatens to turn him into a simp for life.
He will differnetly be the type awkwardly hanging around Lisa in the friend zone hoping being around long enough will wear her down so she lets him smash, when in reality the familiarity just makes sex less and less likely from a women’s point of view who all secretly want the fresh excitement and danger of an unknown male, the fact there they don’t well them enough, that there is still a passibility the unknown male might stab or or rape her.
Note she doesn’t actully want to be stabbed or raped, but the possibility is gone with the familiar, she knows you too well and that you would never

the fact there they don’t well them enough

for me it's

imagine the slutty college days

I'm imagining the slutty middle school days instead

I used to play with the neighbours girl around Lisa's age and she made this game of farting right in my face point blank range with no pants on.

she will totally end up a white trash teen mom

And how old were you when she was point blank tooting?

45

Yeah you were around lisa's age and she was a 70 year old transvestite shitting on your face

Girl, you need to brush your teeth. Your breath smells like ass.

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That one porn with her femdoming the entire family is really really good